Althalus Posted January 5, 2003 #1 Share Posted January 5, 2003 (edited) Woman who stay on bedspring too long get offspring. Womans charms like a spiders web - lead to flies undoing. Man with hand in pocket is all ways on the ball. Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day! Nun with hole in pocket feel holy all day! Man who paint toilet, not necessaliry sh*thouse painter! Man who do pushups in tall grass, not necessarily fitness fanatic! Woman who fly plane upside down has crack up. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. Man who go to bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger. Man who has d*ck in cookie jar is ****ing crackers. Man who put head it fruit drink get punch in nose. Man who puts cream in tart is no necessarily baker. Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok. Edited November 13, 2003 by Mentalcase Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonboy Posted January 5, 2003 #2 Share Posted January 5, 2003 (edited) Incredibly offensive, yet undeniably funny.... Man who has d*ck in cookie jar is ****ing crackers. Edited November 13, 2003 by Mentalcase Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deathsythe Hell Posted January 5, 2003 #3 Share Posted January 5, 2003 Man who go to bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger. that's funny as hell! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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