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1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.

Female......Any part under a car's hood.

Male......The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.

Female......Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.

Male......Playing cricket without a box.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.

Female......The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's

partner.

Male.......Leaving a note before taking off for a weekend with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment)

Female.......A desire to get married and raise a family.

Male.......Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's

girlfriend.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.v.

Female......A good movie, concert, play or book.

Male......Anything that can be done while drinking, and ends with sex.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.

Female......An embarrassing by-product of digestion.

Male...... Source of entertainment, self-statement, and male bonding.

7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.

Female......The greatest statement of intimacy a couple can achieve.

Male.......Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.

Female.....A device for changing from one TV channel to another.

Male........A device for scanning through all 175 channels every 5

minutes.

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