MissMelsWell Posted November 19, 2010 #1 Share Posted November 19, 2010 This photograph appeared on MSNBC this week.... clearly this is a TSA agent copping a feel of a business traveler: Write a great caption! "Just relax Sir, I'm a highly trained professional.... just look at my porn star mustache! It says it all" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mule Posted November 19, 2010 #2 Share Posted November 19, 2010 You realize you need a special permit to import keilbasa into this country.... It looks just like a penis.....only smaller... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mule Posted November 19, 2010 #3 Share Posted November 19, 2010 ...a little penecillan and you'll be just fine.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mule Posted November 19, 2010 #4 Share Posted November 19, 2010 ....relax.... I used to milk the cows back on the farm.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mule Posted November 19, 2010 #5 Share Posted November 19, 2010 ...just a little customs problem....we'll have this straightened out in no time..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulseeker Posted November 19, 2010 #6 Share Posted November 19, 2010 sir I need you to turn your head and cough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mule Posted November 19, 2010 #7 Share Posted November 19, 2010 ...I'm suddenly reminded of my pet turtle....when he'd hide in his shell... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldorado Posted November 19, 2010 #8 Share Posted November 19, 2010 (edited) "Sir, we can't just take your word for it that you have balls of steel." Edited November 19, 2010 by Eldorado Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the1truebat Posted November 19, 2010 #9 Share Posted November 19, 2010 So, you come here often? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the1truebat Posted November 19, 2010 #10 Share Posted November 19, 2010 Sir, I'm ith the I.R.S., just try and relax. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laffing1 Posted November 19, 2010 #11 Share Posted November 19, 2010 "All clear! Enjoy your flight ma'am.. *cough*.. I mean sir." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the1truebat Posted November 19, 2010 #12 Share Posted November 19, 2010 Oh no, you won't be working with me today. I'm just the fluffer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted November 19, 2010 #13 Share Posted November 19, 2010 *applauds* (at your captions, people, not at the photo) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beckys_Mom Posted November 19, 2010 #14 Share Posted November 19, 2010 There you go sir...it won't fall off again ..I promise.. good as new!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belial Posted November 19, 2010 #15 Share Posted November 19, 2010 I hate these new vending machines i just want what i have paid for, now if i just stretch out my fingers i should just be able to grab the packet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE MATRIX Posted November 24, 2010 #16 Share Posted November 24, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rashore Posted November 29, 2010 #17 Share Posted November 29, 2010 (edited) TSA agent: Uh, should have stuck to being a mall cop.. the vending machines always were easier to dig into than this! Where's my nut roll? It was always on the right.. Wait, I'm not at my night job, am I? TSA agent: If I can just maintain concentration, I can place my hand just right to open the Hell Gates- This must be the keyhole, I've been checking all day! TSA agent: Ew, this guy don't manscape and suffers the curse of poorly fitting pants? Passenger: That's right, come along young fella (aka creepy old man from Family guy) Passenger: MMM, yeah I did make sure to order some extra beans and onions with my lunch a few hours ago. TSA agent: Whew boy, this is sure different than cranking oil filters a Jiffy Lube! Same action, but way smushier than a filter case.. Passenger: Boy, you can feel my package in front of your eyes, but looking down at you, I can't even see yours! Edited November 29, 2010 by rashore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbadger2 Posted December 2, 2010 #18 Share Posted December 2, 2010 (edited) Wait a minute! Your not my Wife! Edited December 2, 2010 by fatbadger2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistydawn Posted December 21, 2010 #19 Share Posted December 21, 2010 "Hmm, I seem to have caught my glove in your zip..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titanicneversank Posted December 23, 2010 #20 Share Posted December 23, 2010 "Is that a cellphone or is there something you haven't told your wife?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistydawn Posted January 2, 2011 #21 Share Posted January 2, 2011 "One... more....tug....should...just...about do it..!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belial Posted January 2, 2011 #22 Share Posted January 2, 2011 Conjoined twins prepare for wedding night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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