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Lord Jesus Christ hit by car


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The victim might have forgiven the woman who ran him down in a Massachusetts crosswalk, but police haven't.

Police say a Pittsfield woman has been cited for running down a man named Lord Jesus Christ as he crossed a street in Northampton on Tuesday.

The 50-year-old man is from Belchertown.Officers checked his ID and discovered that, indeed, his legal name is Lord Jesus Christ. He was taken to the hospital for treatment of minor facial injuries and later released, according to the local paper.

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I wonder if he was given his name at birth or had it legally changed. In any

case, I'm glad he will be okay.

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"And thus he was struck down and on the third hour rose again to forgive the sins of woman."

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He aint got much luck.

Crucified as a 33yr-old virgin, rises from the dead but only for the weekend, comes back to earth yet again but only to get hit by a car in Massachusetts, fgs.

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Haha... what a loser. The lady probably ran him down for his insulting and disrespectful name to all the God fearing people of the world.

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If he was injured, wouldn't he have been able to heal himself?

Anyway, Jesus would have known the car was going to hit him, which means he must have wanted to get hit.

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Could he have walked the earth for 50 years unnoticed?

Why didn't he walk across the water instead?

What were his parents thinking, lol.

and LoL!

I thought the exact same things!

and there is no surprise that he didn't die! :yes:

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Well that's just what he gets for being blasphemous :P

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I did not know, or expect, that one could have their named legally changed to Lord Jesus Christ.

What next? GOD? or SATAN or Lucifer?

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Lol. Not at the guy getting run over but the co-incidence of the name.

Christ actually game on holiday with us this year. Are we allowed to attach photos here?

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I wonder if he yelled "Dad damn you!" at her...

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I would have gotten out of my car and yelled "Jesus Christ!!!, now my car insurance rates are going to skyrocket!"

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