Still Waters Posted December 17, 2010 #1 Share Posted December 17, 2010 The victim might have forgiven the woman who ran him down in a Massachusetts crosswalk, but police haven't.Police say a Pittsfield woman has been cited for running down a man named Lord Jesus Christ as he crossed a street in Northampton on Tuesday. The 50-year-old man is from Belchertown.Officers checked his ID and discovered that, indeed, his legal name is Lord Jesus Christ. He was taken to the hospital for treatment of minor facial injuries and later released, according to the local paper. Read more... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGirl Posted December 17, 2010 #2 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xYlvax Posted December 17, 2010 #3 Share Posted December 17, 2010 That's the coolest name ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert1 Posted December 17, 2010 #4 Share Posted December 17, 2010 I wonder if he was given his name at birth or had it legally changed. In any case, I'm glad he will be okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pauly Dangerously Posted December 17, 2010 #5 Share Posted December 17, 2010 "And thus he was struck down and on the third hour rose again to forgive the sins of woman." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slorri Posted December 17, 2010 #6 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Could he have walked the earth for 50 years unnoticed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
27vet Posted December 18, 2010 #7 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Why didn't he walk across the water instead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xXHellkittiesXx Posted December 18, 2010 #8 Share Posted December 18, 2010 What were his parents thinking, lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belial Posted December 18, 2010 #9 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Was she driving a christler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldorado Posted December 18, 2010 #10 Share Posted December 18, 2010 He aint got much luck. Crucified as a 33yr-old virgin, rises from the dead but only for the weekend, comes back to earth yet again but only to get hit by a car in Massachusetts, fgs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j b Posted December 18, 2010 #11 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Haha... what a loser. The lady probably ran him down for his insulting and disrespectful name to all the God fearing people of the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMcGuffin Posted December 18, 2010 #12 Share Posted December 18, 2010 If he was injured, wouldn't he have been able to heal himself? Anyway, Jesus would have known the car was going to hit him, which means he must have wanted to get hit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prab Posted December 18, 2010 #13 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Could he have walked the earth for 50 years unnoticed? Why didn't he walk across the water instead? What were his parents thinking, lol. and LoL! I thought the exact same things! and there is no surprise that he didn't die! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farandaway Posted December 18, 2010 #14 Share Posted December 18, 2010 I guess Jesus was not her co-pilot!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samael Posted December 18, 2010 #15 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Well that's just what he gets for being blasphemous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pallidin Posted December 18, 2010 #16 Share Posted December 18, 2010 (edited) I did not know, or expect, that one could have their named legally changed to Lord Jesus Christ. What next? GOD? or SATAN or Lucifer? Edited December 18, 2010 by pallidin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vampiredreamer Posted December 18, 2010 #17 Share Posted December 18, 2010 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paracelse Posted December 19, 2010 #18 Share Posted December 19, 2010 Did you know the driver of the Chevy Monte Carlo was named Judas??? http://www.azygma.be/2010/05/jesus-christ-renverse-par-une-voiture-aux-etats-unis/ OK the text is in French but the name of the car is obvious so is the name of the driver :devil: :innocent: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d e v i c e Posted December 19, 2010 #19 Share Posted December 19, 2010 He probably thought the car was just gonna bounce off him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stealth_alert Posted December 19, 2010 #20 Share Posted December 19, 2010 Lol. Not at the guy getting run over but the co-incidence of the name. Christ actually game on holiday with us this year. Are we allowed to attach photos here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belial Posted December 19, 2010 #21 Share Posted December 19, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cryptozological Mascot Posted December 22, 2010 #22 Share Posted December 22, 2010 I wonder if he yelled "Dad damn you!" at her... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stealth_alert Posted December 26, 2010 #23 Share Posted December 26, 2010 I've blotted out our surname but this was one of the things we got from our airline after checking in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Voodoo Posted December 28, 2010 #24 Share Posted December 28, 2010 (edited) Play with fire and you get burned. Karma Edited December 28, 2010 by the L Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiffSplitkins Posted December 28, 2010 #25 Share Posted December 28, 2010 I would have gotten out of my car and yelled "Jesus Christ!!!, now my car insurance rates are going to skyrocket!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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