Bracket Posted January 25, 2011 #1 Share Posted January 25, 2011 Lets see if you guys can create some funny children books titles. Here's some to start off. 1. That's It, I'm Putting You up For Adoption 2. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia 3. Strangers Have The Best Candy 4. Whining, Crying, And Kicking To Get Your Way 5. You Were An Accident 6. Things Rich Kids Have But you Never Will 7. Places Where Mommy And Daddy Hide Neat Things 8. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry 9. You Are Different And That's Bad 10. Dads New Wife Robert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadia B. Posted January 25, 2011 #2 Share Posted January 25, 2011 Those are horrible. Okay, how about, "Beginner's guide to m********ion". Nah, lame. [randomapology1]I'M SO SORRY, BRACKET[/randomapology1] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bracket Posted January 25, 2011 Author #3 Share Posted January 25, 2011 Those are horrible. Okay, how about, "Beginner's guide to m********ion". Nah, lame. [randomapology1]I'M SO SORRY, BRACKET[/randomapology1] That probably works. I'd say it's safe to assume that would be rejected. Thank you. Good job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pauly Dangerously Posted January 25, 2011 #4 Share Posted January 25, 2011 1. Terminal Ballistics For Kids 2. Everybody Dies 3. Diesel Fuel + Fertilizer = 4th of July Fun! 4. Fork and Wall Outlet: A Love Story. 5. How To Build Your Own Parachute 6. Mommy and Daddy Divorced Because You Wet the Bed. 7. Ouija Boards: Satan's Delivery Van 8. Stalin: A Man With A Plan 9. Why Uncle Willie Cries 10. Hustle or Die Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bracket Posted January 25, 2011 Author #5 Share Posted January 25, 2011 Mommy and Daddy Divorced Because You Wet the Bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadia B. Posted January 26, 2011 #6 Share Posted January 26, 2011 LMAO, evil people. Okay, how about "That's not cough medicine" and "You CAN fly!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bracket Posted January 26, 2011 Author #7 Share Posted January 26, 2011 LMAO, evil people. Okay, how about "That's not cough medicine" and "You CAN fly!" Haha. Being evil is fun sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maca02 Posted January 26, 2011 #8 Share Posted January 26, 2011 (edited) what about "harry potter & the castle of un-natural sex acts" or the Dr seuss classic " green eggs & ham taste better with bleach" Edited January 26, 2011 by just a bloke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadia B. Posted January 26, 2011 #9 Share Posted January 26, 2011 (edited) Oh I agree. And to stay on topic with another crappy title... "Everything That Happens After You're Sent To Bed" [randomapology2]AGAIN, I'M SOOOO SORRY![/randomapology2] Edited January 26, 2011 by Nadia B. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedSquirrel Posted January 26, 2011 #10 Share Posted January 26, 2011 "Candy is hidden in the medicine cabinet" "The pimp with the limp" "Mommies and Daddies that kill their babies" "How to tell if Daddy is a robot" "Why you'll never amount to anything" "ABC time with David Koresh" "The Triple K non-coloring book" "You are the only real person" "Why aliens probe you" "Fun with kitty: An exploration book (scalpel included)" "My first hate crime" "Why God hates me (probably you too)" "Why 'Uncle Jim' hugs Mommy when Daddy is at work" Yeah, I think a few of those might be real..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bracket Posted January 26, 2011 Author #11 Share Posted January 26, 2011 "Candy is hidden in the medicine cabinet" "The pimp with the limp" "Mommies and Daddies that kill their babies" "How to tell if Daddy is a robot" "Why you'll never amount to anything" "ABC time with David Koresh" "The Triple K non-coloring book" "You are the only real person" "Why aliens probe you" "Fun with kitty: An exploration book (scalpel included)" "My first hate crime" "Why God hates me (probably you too)" "Why 'Uncle Jim' hugs Mommy when Daddy is at work" Yeah, I think a few of those might be real..... Yeah. I think i've heard of some of those. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delovely5150 Posted January 26, 2011 #12 Share Posted January 26, 2011 Okay I'll give it a try with.... The Very Hungry Pervert (Oh my, it, actually made me feel bad just by typing that, lol). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bracket Posted January 26, 2011 Author #13 Share Posted January 26, 2011 Okay I'll give it a try with.... The Very Hungry Pervert (Oh my, it, actually made me feel bad just by typing that, lol). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maca02 Posted January 26, 2011 #14 Share Posted January 26, 2011 the little peado that could Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tom_Servo Posted January 26, 2011 #15 Share Posted January 26, 2011 "Please talk to strangers" "Always swim with floatation devices on your ankles" "101 reasons you should be afraid of the dark" "Meths labs can be fun!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadia B. Posted January 26, 2011 #16 Share Posted January 26, 2011 "Always swim with floatation devices on your ankles" "101 reasons you should be afraid of the dark" "All the cool stuff in Mommy's purse!" "Daddies can wear high heels too" (was that already said?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tom_Servo Posted January 26, 2011 #17 Share Posted January 26, 2011 "Daddies can wear high heels too" (was that already said?) Already done...I know that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bracket Posted January 26, 2011 Author #18 Share Posted January 26, 2011 "Please talk to strangers" "Always swim with floatation devices on your ankles" "101 reasons you should be afraid of the dark" "Meths labs can be fun!" Those seem like very informative books. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tom_Servo Posted January 26, 2011 #19 Share Posted January 26, 2011 Those seem like very informative books. When I was a kid I did the second one...good times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UFO_Monster Posted February 5, 2011 #20 Share Posted February 5, 2011 "Why Your Parents Did Not Abort You" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the1truebat Posted February 5, 2011 #21 Share Posted February 5, 2011 When condoms break. See Spot Mate Let's stick a fork in the light socket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadia B. Posted February 5, 2011 #22 Share Posted February 5, 2011 20 things to do with the stove The brother in the dryer 14 masks to make from plastic grocery bags Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the1truebat Posted February 5, 2011 #23 Share Posted February 5, 2011 Anarchists cookbook for kids Why the monster outside your window is breathing heavy Flinging: not just for monkeys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bracket Posted February 5, 2011 Author #24 Share Posted February 5, 2011 20 things to do with the stove The brother in the dryer 14 masks to make from plastic grocery bags Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bracket Posted February 5, 2011 Author #25 Share Posted February 5, 2011 Grandpa Gets a Casket The Magic World Inside An Abandoned Refrigerator The Boy Who Died From Eating All Of His Vegetables Fun Four Letter Words To Know And Share Hammers, Screwdrivers And Scissors: An I Can Do It All Book Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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