Still Waters Posted December 16, 2012 #5076 Share Posted December 16, 2012 Not since I was in school. Do you own a parrot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldorado Posted December 17, 2012 #5077 Share Posted December 17, 2012 No, but I'm related to a few. Do you own any underwear that's falling apart at the seams and should be binned but you keep for sentimental reasons? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipotep Posted December 17, 2012 #5078 Share Posted December 17, 2012 No, but I'm related to a few. Do you own any underwear that's falling apart at the seams and should be binned but you keep for sentimental reasons? Not anymore , the minister for washing & ironing throws them out ! Do you own a suit ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldorado Posted December 17, 2012 #5079 Share Posted December 17, 2012 Two. A funeral suit and an interview suit. Do you own carpet slippers called 'mules' that shoot off your feet if you walk quickly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilly Posted December 17, 2012 #5080 Share Posted December 17, 2012 Yes! My slippers are mules. Do you own a pair of stiletto heels? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldorado Posted December 17, 2012 #5081 Share Posted December 17, 2012 Not since that time I accidently trod on my lover while wearing them and she burst and flew out the window. Do you own a secret diary you would 'die' if anyone read? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Likely Guy Posted December 17, 2012 #5082 Share Posted December 17, 2012 No. It's all in my head. Do you own a 'mac jacket'? By the true definition they have to be plaid. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldorado Posted December 17, 2012 #5083 Share Posted December 17, 2012 Nah. Not a fan of plaid. Looks stupid on anything bar a kilt, imo. Do you own a pet bird? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Likely Guy Posted December 17, 2012 #5084 Share Posted December 17, 2012 Nah. Not a fan of plaid. Looks stupid on anything bar a kilt, imo. How dare you? Plaid's my favourite colour. Anyways, back on topic... "Do you own a pet bird?" No. Do you own a pet squirrel? (I do. It growls at me after I feed it and get too near it's food - anger issues I guess. I wouldn't freak out so much, but it's over my head, on a fence.) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilly Posted December 17, 2012 #5085 Share Posted December 17, 2012 No pet squirrel...but I do have dogs that upon occassion catch squirrels. So, do you own a kilt? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Likely Guy Posted December 17, 2012 #5086 Share Posted December 17, 2012 No. I wouldn't be caught dead wearing a kilt, (ugly knees). I'd put my attack squirrel against your dogs, any day BTW, but I'm against animal cruelty. Do you own a toque? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilly Posted December 17, 2012 #5087 Share Posted December 17, 2012 The average squirrel weighs between one and two pounds. My collies weigh apx 75 pounds each. What the heck is a toque? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Likely Guy Posted December 17, 2012 #5088 Share Posted December 17, 2012 The average squirrel weighs between one and two pounds. My collies weigh apx 75 pounds each. What the heck is a toque? My squirrel has a mean streak in her a mile wide, and very nasty teeth. Toque: "...the terms tuque and toque are unique to Canada and northern areas of the United States, close to the Canadian border." Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toque 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted December 17, 2012 #5089 Share Posted December 17, 2012 Yes, I wear it with my kilt Do you own any instruments of torture? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titanicneversank Posted December 17, 2012 #5090 Share Posted December 17, 2012 Yes. A Boney M CD. Actually, no, no (real) torture instruments. Do you own a desk fan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schizoidwoman Posted December 17, 2012 #5091 Share Posted December 17, 2012 Yes, at work. Do you own a parasol? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted December 17, 2012 #5092 Share Posted December 17, 2012 I wish I did! I love parasols, they are the best way to keep cool: they keep your head and shoulders in the shade and also create a stream of cool air ..... brilliant! Do you own special cotton bags for keeping your vegetables in, with the name of the vegetable written on the bag? lol! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cenobite Posted December 17, 2012 #5093 Share Posted December 17, 2012 no, do you own a tool box? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldorado Posted December 17, 2012 #5094 Share Posted December 17, 2012 About half a dozen. Do you own a lucky penny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+joc Posted December 18, 2012 #5095 Share Posted December 18, 2012 I own several lucky pennies. Do you own any 2001 Quarters? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldorado Posted December 18, 2012 #5096 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Am afraid I own no US currency. I own some Canadian dollars but as you know, that ain't real money. Do you own any automatic weapons that should only really be owned by soldiers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feebs Posted December 18, 2012 #5097 Share Posted December 18, 2012 no id pee my pants trying to shoot it...lol do you own a book of ghosts ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldorado Posted December 19, 2012 #5098 Share Posted December 19, 2012 I do. Assorted Ghost Stories or summat it's called. (Was a gift) Do you own ten fingers and ten toes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted December 19, 2012 #5099 Share Posted December 19, 2012 Only my own, I haven't collected any one else's......Yet. Do you own a christmas wreath? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldorado Posted December 19, 2012 #5100 Share Posted December 19, 2012 A small indoors one. Too many thieving gits around here to leave ANYTHING out front. Do you own a sit-on lawnmower? Like a wee scooter thingy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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