Donnie Darko Posted February 22, 2011 #226 Share Posted February 22, 2011 Amid the chaos, you didn't notice I traded out your comic for a book of spells. And the Flag for a stick with 1TrueBat's underwear on it! As you arrive at your fortress you begin to read ...it's too late! Before you know it, you have cast a spell unto yourself and turn into a baby monkey. Your powerless and trapped in your fortress! You can't do a thing about it! It's getting hot in there, your starving...no means of communication except a radio...but as a toddler might, you smash it into pieces! Ahahaha...oh Bracket, your doomed! It's only a matter of time. Meanwhile in a tropical paradise 10,000 miles away, I'm drinking me some iced coffee, laying by the beach - I'm undisturbed. ..yea I don't drink alcohol! Not that stupid! Haha...someone might take my flag...The Flag symbolizes my dominance! NO ONE WILL EVER FIND ME HERE! I WIN! THE END Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bracket Posted February 22, 2011 Author #227 Share Posted February 22, 2011 (edited) Amid the chaos, you didn't notice I traded out your comic for a book of spells. And the Flag for a stick with 1TrueBat's underwear on it! As you arrive at your fortress you begin to read ...it's too late! Before you know it, you have cast a spell unto yourself and turn into a baby monkey. Your powerless and trapped in your fortress! You can't do a thing about it! It's getting hot in there, your starving...no means of communication except a radio...but as a toddler might, you smash it into pieces! Ahahaha...oh Bracket, your doomed! It's only a matter of time. Meanwhile in a tropical paradise 10,000 miles away, I'm drinking me some iced coffee, laying by the beach - I'm undisturbed. ..yea I don't drink alcohol! Not that stupid! Haha...someone might take my flag...The Flag symbolizes my dominance! NO ONE WILL EVER FIND ME HERE! I WIN! THE END Haha, you fell for my trap. For the flag you took had a tracking device on it, with a nuke aimed for it's location. The thing you never expected was that even as a baby, i was a super intelligent ape, and just read the book again to get me back to my normal age. I sneak onto your island, take the flag but leaving the tracking device, and go back to my fortress and watch by satellite as your island is nuked with you still on it. Edited February 22, 2011 by Bracket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnie Darko Posted February 22, 2011 #228 Share Posted February 22, 2011 (edited) You failed to realize, I too have a tracking device on it. I use my JUMPER technology to arrive at your Fotress easliy avoiding the nuke. ((My island is ruined thanks a lot! But I'm still in one piece.)).....Bracket's Fortress is covered with Justin Beiber posters...uhhhh I don't want to know....back to business - as your reading your comic (pathetic), I. Stab you in the neck with an injection to impair your reflexes, everything is 100 times slower...I grab the Flag and remove all tracking devices, ensure it is the right FLAG, yes it is. I fill your fortress with Lions. They're pretty hungry...enjoy! I JUMPER my @ss out of there in time as I hear Bracket getting devoured by the relentless Lions. Good kitties! Edited February 22, 2011 by Ozzy Valentine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glyndowers heir Posted February 22, 2011 #229 Share Posted February 22, 2011 Beep beep, 'Scuse me guys, make way, just passing through! Oh is that my flag? - Thanks Great seeing you all again, must rush, catch you later- beep beep! (Dissappears into the distance leaving Ozzy, Bracket, 1truebat and Helen All standing shocked stunned and unable to react Due to the incredible sight of GH on a spacehopper! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
in-the-clouds Posted February 23, 2011 #230 Share Posted February 23, 2011 I walk up and pee on you. In your disgust you drop the flag and I quickly whisk it away. Now I have the flag! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Duck Posted February 23, 2011 #231 Share Posted February 23, 2011 I put on some surgical gloves. While you're washing your hands, I simply snatch the flag off the bathroom bench and run away... On my way out I turn off the lights and lock the door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the1truebat Posted February 23, 2011 #232 Share Posted February 23, 2011 And run right into the rather large fist of the Bat. You really should stop leading with your chin, Mangoze. I'll take my flag now, and leave you to clean up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted February 23, 2011 #233 Share Posted February 23, 2011 Ohhhhh! I love Helen's posts! I'm enjoying this! Hands Helen Most Entertaining Poster of The Year Award for 2010 and 2011. Aww, thank you, Ozzy, I love your posts too! Let me just kick truebat in that sock he's wearing on the crucial place in his knickers and take the flag. Don't worry, I still have half of my tentacles free to do other stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the1truebat Posted February 23, 2011 #234 Share Posted February 23, 2011 Man, I sure do hate to use the same trick twice. but if it ain't broke don't fix it. Helen hears a ping, followed by the force of a steele mesh net slam her into a wall. Try not to move too much, Helen. It'll activate the retraction system, and you wouldn't want that. My flag again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bracket Posted February 25, 2011 Author #235 Share Posted February 25, 2011 Man, I sure do hate to use the same trick twice. but if it ain't broke don't fix it. Helen hears a ping, followed by the force of a steele mesh net slam her into a wall. Try not to move too much, Helen. It'll activate the retraction system, and you wouldn't want that. My flag again. I jump out of nowhere and ninja kick you in the throat. I grab the flag and ride off on my tricycle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the1truebat Posted February 25, 2011 #236 Share Posted February 25, 2011 (edited) "Keep your paws off me you damned dirty ape!" is what Bracket hears as my baseball bat smacks into one of his training wheels, knocking him off balance, thus forcing him to crash. I take my flag and run like hell. Edited February 25, 2011 by the1truebat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bracket Posted February 25, 2011 Author #237 Share Posted February 25, 2011 (edited) "Keep your paws off me you damned dirty ape!" is what Bracket hears as my baseball bat smacks into one of his training wheels, knocking him off balance, thus forcing him to crash. I take my flag and run like hell. In a fury over the destruction of my beloved tricycle, i dive from the treetops and gauge out the bats eyes in a blind rage. I then grab the flag, fix the small problem with the tric, and furiously ride off into the sunset. Edited February 25, 2011 by Bracket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the1truebat Posted February 25, 2011 #238 Share Posted February 25, 2011 I ask, "Hey, Bracket, do you know what happens when you drop a monkey into a chip shredder?", as I pick his little drunk body up by his ankle. "No, What?" His fuzzy little brain barely understands the question. "The same thing that happens to everything else, you bannanna eating flag thief." I answer dropping him. OOh, that looks like it hurt. My flag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bracket Posted February 25, 2011 Author #239 Share Posted February 25, 2011 I ask, "Hey, Bracket, do you know what happens when you drop a monkey into a chip shredder?", as I pick his little drunk body up by his ankle. "No, What?" His fuzzy little brain barely understands the question. "The same thing that happens to everything else, you bannanna eating flag thief." I answer dropping him. OOh, that looks like it hurt. My flag. Haha, how many times are you going to fall for my look-alikes? The reason why "i" couldn't understand you is because it wasn't me. As you realize this, i jump down from the roof (still wondering how you can see with your eyes torn out) kick you into the shredder, grab the flag and ride off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the1truebat Posted February 25, 2011 #240 Share Posted February 25, 2011 Ah, how can the Bat see? Well it's simple, a few years back there was a great tear in the universes. This tear resulted in an amalgam of characters who crossed over from time to time. Working with the stored dna of characters has led to some promising research. In other words, yeah, It's my secret and you don't get to know. Now just hand the flag over and I won't have to Grodd you. Oh, you want to know what the Grodd is? At this point, Gorilla Grodd, in return for a reduction of his sentence, yanks you off your bike and pummels you into the dirt. I take my flag, and leave you to the angry gorilla who's been locked away with no females for a few years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted February 25, 2011 #241 Share Posted February 25, 2011 Ah, how can the Bat see? Well it's simple, a few years back there was a great tear in the universes. This tear resulted in an amalgam of characters who crossed over from time to time. Working with the stored dna of characters has led to some promising research. In other words, yeah, It's my secret and you don't get to know. Now just hand the flag over and I won't have to Grodd you. Oh, you want to know what the Grodd is? At this point, Gorilla Grodd, in return for a reduction of his sentence, yanks you off your bike and pummels you into the dirt. I take my flag, and leave you to the angry gorilla who's been locked away with no females for a few years. If you were not turning around to see the Sodom and Gomorrah caused by Grodd, you wouldn’t trip and fall. The flag is mine. *accidentally steps on your head, 14 times* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bracket Posted February 25, 2011 Author #242 Share Posted February 25, 2011 If you were not turning around to see the Sodom and Gomorrah caused by Grodd, you wouldn’t trip and fall. The flag is mine. *accidentally steps on your head, 14 times* Jumping down from the trees, i pull Helens octopus hat over her eyes, take the flag and swing back off back into the trees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the1truebat Posted February 26, 2011 #243 Share Posted February 26, 2011 Do you know the great difference between humans and apes, Bracket? Apes swing through the trees and humans have tranq guns. After tranqing poor Bracket, I hogtie him and leave him for whomever shall find his bannanna eating butt. Take my flag and leave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bracket Posted February 26, 2011 Author #244 Share Posted February 26, 2011 Do you know the great difference between humans and apes, Bracket? Apes swing through the trees and humans have tranq guns. After tranqing poor Bracket, I hogtie him and leave him for whomever shall find his bannanna eating butt. Take my flag and leave. Using my army of chickens to peck the rope until they break, i am soon released then send my feathery friends to peck out your new eyes. Now i have the flag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
in-the-clouds Posted February 26, 2011 #245 Share Posted February 26, 2011 I quickly insert my extra pair of robot, self adjusting laser eyes and fry your furry little behind. As you dance about in all your singed glory you hand me the flag in hopes that I will put the flames out in exchange. You thought wrong--Now I have the flag!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the1truebat Posted February 27, 2011 #246 Share Posted February 27, 2011 See, Bracket, chickens is stupid. They can't even get the right target. Flashing a mirror at In-the-clouds, I think I will call you Cloudy, for simplicity sake. Anyway, I flash the mirror to deflect the lasers, throw a reflective box over your head, spin you around 73and a half times, then take my flag and run like hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocketgirl Posted February 27, 2011 #247 Share Posted February 27, 2011 See, Bracket, chickens is stupid. They can't even get the right target. Flashing a mirror at In-the-clouds, I think I will call you Cloudy, for simplicity sake. Anyway, I flash the mirror to deflect the lasers, throw a reflective box over your head, spin you around 73and a half times, then take my flag and run like hell. While you are running, you run into an invisible stop sign made out of bricks that knocks you out cold. I grab the flag and jump on my broomstick and fly to my secret lair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the1truebat Posted February 27, 2011 #248 Share Posted February 27, 2011 Good thing I know the outfit that manufactures those broomsticks. After a simple call, and a hefty bribe, they hit the remote shut down on the broomstick. Not realizing tht the repair guy is me I take my flag and run like hell, without fixing the stick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bracket Posted February 27, 2011 Author #249 Share Posted February 27, 2011 Good thing I know the outfit that manufactures those broomsticks. After a simple call, and a hefty bribe, they hit the remote shut down on the broomstick. Not realizing tht the repair guy is me I take my flag and run like hell, without fixing the stick. I send Bane after you. He grabs the flag out of your hand and nicely gives it to me saying that i remind him of somebody he knew in prison in south america (i don't want to know what that means. ) He then procedes to snap your spine over his knee. "... BREAK YOU!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted February 27, 2011 #250 Share Posted February 27, 2011 I send Bane after you. He grabs the flag out of your hand and nicely gives it to me saying that i remind him of somebody he knew in prison in south america (i don't want to know what that means. ) He then procedes to snap your spine over his knee. "... BREAK YOU!!!" I give you a banana, you give me the flag. Nice chimp. Pats you on your cute low volume cranium Don’t be embarrassed, there are allegedly totally human politicians that sold their flags for bananas too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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