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Capture The Flag


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Bane, again? He's got to be going broke after all the times I've had to ruin his venom rig. He's not even a challenge anymore.

It's easy to get the flag from Helen. All I need is lots of cash, and another octopus. Even swap.

My flag again.

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Knowing how vain you are I put a full length mirror in front of you. As you stand there in your tights checking out your bat muscles, I gracefully pull the flag from your belt. My flag, not yours.

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Damn my vanity.

Tracking Cloudy down, I take my flag as she sings show tunes while showering. on my way out, I turn off the hot water heater and flush a toilet.

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Damn my vanity.

Tracking Cloudy down, I take my flag as she sings show tunes while showering. on my way out, I turn off the hot water heater and flush a toilet.

I jump out of nowhere, pull the shower curtain off the rod and wrap it around you. With Cloudy standing there in her naked glory and you thrashing around in you plastic wrapping paper, i run off. The flag is mine.

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After untangling myself, dodging attacks from Cloudy(Yeah, like I wrapped the shower curtain around myself just to peek at you, crazy broad. You might want to get that mole looked at though)

I race off after Bracket. Finding him completely alert and waiting for me, I shoot him 45 times with elephant tranqualizers, from 75 yards out. I take my flag and drop him off in Denver, at the animal testing lab.

My flag, monkey.

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After untangling myself, dodging attacks from Cloudy(Yeah, like I wrapped the shower curtain around myself just to peek at you, crazy broad. You might want to get that mole looked at though)

I race off after Bracket. Finding him completely alert and waiting for me, I shoot him 45 times with elephant tranqualizers, from 75 yards out. I take my flag and drop him off in Denver, at the animal testing lab.

My flag, monkey.

Wont you ever learn? How many times have i done the fake monkey with the fake flag trick? Weren't you curious as to why "i" was waiting for you? Seriously? :no:

Well, the plan worked and you have been distracted long enough to let me get on my plane and fly off to my secret lair.

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Always with the same trick. HOW MANY FAKE MONKEY'S DO YOU HAVE, MONKEY?

That's it, after firing up the tracking device, I place a call to the ASPCA. I lead them directly to Brackets lair where he is arrested on charges of animal cruelty, intent distribute animal porn to underage monkeys, and conspiracy to ravage his pet iguana, Igor.

I don't even have to fight him.

My flag, Monkey.

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Always with the same trick. HOW MANY FAKE MONKEY'S DO YOU HAVE, MONKEY?

That's it, after firing up the tracking device, I place a call to the ASPCA. I lead them directly to Brackets lair where he is arrested on charges of animal cruelty, intent distribute animal porn to underage monkeys, and conspiracy to ravage his pet iguana, Igor.

I don't even have to fight him.

My flag, Monkey.

I tell them that you were the one hurting the monkeys, which is true, and they arrest you instead. My flag. ;)

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I tell them that you were the one hurting the monkeys, which is true, and they arrest you instead. My flag. ;)

I can't think of anything clever to do to you so I simply shoot my toxic farts in your direction and steal the flag after you faint. My flag nah nah nah boo boo! :P

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Well at least In-the-clouds is being mature about this.

After disengaging myself from those lovely police officers, (Yes, Donna, I will call you)

I catch Cloudy, happily skipping along after her brazen attack on Bracket. Tossing a rather large diamond in front of her, I pit my boot to her backside when she bends over to get it. She flies into the bushes, and I have my flag.

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Well at least In-the-clouds is being mature about this.

After disengaging myself from those lovely police officers, (Yes, Donna, I will call you)

I catch Cloudy, happily skipping along after her brazen attack on Bracket. Tossing a rather large diamond in front of her, I pit my boot to her backside when she bends over to get it. She flies into the bushes, and I have my flag.

You also have an angry octopus sliming all over you. If it eats you, Gotham team will win the soccer match. Or other way around, who cares. The flag is mine.

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I've been slimed, please god, tell me that was the octopus.

Well, distracting Helen isn't any harder than turning her pet into calamari.

Leaving her tied up with day old rotting octopus, I take my flag, and leave.

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Socialising with alien octopuses has its advantages. Like this one: whenever my hatopus is killed mothership (that looks like huge fishbowl and floats just under the sea surface) dispatches new one. And zaps the one that screwed the previous hatopus with 240.000 electric eels strong death ray.

So I take the slightly scorched flag from your smouldering hands.

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God, I love insulation.

Helen, I've been easy on you so far, but no more. For what it's worth, I'm sorry, but you've brought this on yourself.

Happily skipping away, Helen fails to notice that her plan has failed, alays check for a pulse, dear.

With a metallic 'ping' my trusty metal net(Tis thing is handy) flares out and traps her on the ground. Walking over, I freeze the hatopus, it's heart still beats, and kneel down next to her. "Helen, I'm disappointed"

She stares up at me, her eyes wide.

"You started off so well. You were viscious and cruel, hell you even ran Ozzy off. Now look at you, tied up on the ground with frozen seafood on your head"

I pick up my flag, and drop her at the nearest sushi bar.

Next, please.

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I secrete acid when needed and I’m disappointed you didn’t know that. Therefore, your metal net is history and so are you – you’ve been kicked in your bat-butt so hard you landed in yesterday, headfirst.

The flag is mine.

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Time travel, what a wonderful idea. Using this new insight, I first take the nescessary precautions,then travel back to just before you kicked me like a girl and dump a base liquid on you to prevent the use of your acid, then I freeze you as well.and keep you locked away in a glass container.

Flag still mine.

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You’re still one day behind. The flag is still mine.

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I may be one day behind, but I nabbed the flag one day earlier.

Mine.

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I may be one day behind, but I nabbed the flag one day earlier.

Mine.

No, you didn’t, because it was in my hands one day ahead from you.

And you have something here... *points at your chest* *of course, you look down at your chest and I hit you in the nose*

I have the flag, you have a hanky and trying to stop the nose bleed.

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Always with the smackins.

Distracting Helen with a shout of "Look, a shoe sale" I remove my flag from her distracted self and head away from her before she realizes that I tricked her yet again.

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Always with the smackins.

Distracting Helen with a shout of "Look, a shoe sale" I remove my flag from her distracted self and head away from her before she realizes that I tricked her yet again.

:lol:

The batman remained flagless because he thought all women are shoe-a-holic airheads.

Let me introduce the steel caps of my very old boots to your ribs, so you don’t think it’s the butt I’m always after.

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Stop kicking me! Naw, I'm kidding I like it rough, hit me.

Helen, eventually tires herself out from kicking the crap out of me.

So I take my flag, give her a 20 dollar bill and take off before she realizes that I just stiffed her on the tip.

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1truebat realized how much he liked getting his rear kicked by Helen and decided to turn around and go for more. This time he requested spankings. Helen couldn't resist and gave Bat his whoopin. As Bat stood there distracted in his butt whoopin bliss,I step in and snag the flag. MINE!

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Only you didn't realize, I replaced the actual Flag...with Helen's Hatopus on a stick! As you turn to marvel at the shiny flag, your met by a hungry and p***ed off Hatopus (( Real Life, Giant, Octopus permanently Stuck to a special hat with griping, evil tentacles! :evil: )) eating your head! "Ahhhhhhhh!!" You scream in horror! It's too late, the Hatopus will devour you in a few minutes, it's already taken half of your body - Looks to me like you've become, just another victim!

Ahahaha!

I speed off on my 749 Ducati Sports Bike! The Flag with me! I WIN!! Yeeehaaww!

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