Still Waters Posted March 11, 2011 #1 Share Posted March 11, 2011 When two football mad parents had to decide what to call their newborn son, they couldn't decide which one of their side's players to name him after.So instead Burnley supporters Amanda and Stephen Preston registered him after the entire first team. Jensen Jay Alexander Bikey Carlisle Duff Elliot Fox Iwelumo Marney Mears Paterson Thompson Wallace Preston was taken to his first game after just eight days. Read more... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beckys_Mom Posted March 11, 2011 #2 Share Posted March 11, 2011 (edited) I can just hear it now ....... There's only ONE -> Jensen Jay Alexander Bikey Carlisle Duff Elliot Fox Iwelumo Marney Mears Paterson Thompson Wallace Preston Imagine if the kids birthday and they buy him his own pernsonalised football jersey ...ohh my word lol Or later on in years he gets married -the preacher --> do you - Jenson , Jay, Alexander, Bikey, Carlisle, Duff, Elliot, Fox, Iwelumo, Marney, Mears, * takes five mins break*..where was I? ohh.. Paterson, Thompson, Wallace PRESTON take thee.....(yadda yadda) to be your bride? I do personalised gifts...if I ever get something like that- I would cry He will get - Jensen Preston though...most likely Edited March 11, 2011 by Beckys_Mom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacelover Posted March 11, 2011 #3 Share Posted March 11, 2011 I can just hear it now ....... There's only ONE -> Jensen Jay Alexander Bikey Carlisle Duff Elliot Fox Iwelumo Marney Mears Paterson Thompson Wallace Preston Imagine if the kids birthday and they buy him his own pernsonalised football jersey ...ohh my word lol Or later on in years he gets married -the preacher --> do you - Jenson , Jay, Alexander, Bikey, Carlisle, Duff, Elliot, Fox, Iwelumo, Marney, Mears, * takes five mins break*..where was I? ohh.. Paterson, Thompson, Wallace PRESTON take thee.....(yadda yadda) to be your bride? I do personalised gifts...if I ever get something like that- I would cry He will get - Jensen Preston though...most likely ROFL Nice one!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Waters Posted March 11, 2011 Author #4 Share Posted March 11, 2011 ROFL Nice one!!!! Agreed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beckys_Mom Posted March 11, 2011 #5 Share Posted March 11, 2011 ROFL Nice one!!!! Imagine the confusion if the kid goes to school and says to his teacher - Kid - Please sir Jimmy was making fun of my name? The teacher -- "Which one?" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted March 11, 2011 #6 Share Posted March 11, 2011 The kid will probably be an uncooridnated bookworm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Danger Posted March 11, 2011 #7 Share Posted March 11, 2011 kinda reminds me of the time i thought my name was yuri lee cool, or joe king, or justin time, or hugo west. people still like to call me get lost weirdo for some odd reason, even after i tell them my name. some people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert1 Posted March 11, 2011 #8 Share Posted March 11, 2011 Insanely stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UFO_Monster Posted March 13, 2011 #9 Share Posted March 13, 2011 I'd hate to sign a check with that name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.United_Nations Posted March 13, 2011 #10 Share Posted March 13, 2011 At least its better than......CODY! YUK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ritcherd Posted March 13, 2011 #11 Share Posted March 13, 2011 that's ridiculous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d e v i c e Posted March 13, 2011 #12 Share Posted March 13, 2011 Probably turn out to be a soccer hooligan now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Danger Posted March 13, 2011 #13 Share Posted March 13, 2011 WAIT! what if the team sells one of its players Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilly Posted March 13, 2011 #14 Share Posted March 13, 2011 I must be exposed to way too much of our modern "Jerry Springer" culture; I thought perhaps the child's paternity was in question and the name was an attempt to cover all possibilities. Hey, I wouldn't have been shocked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angi chiesa Posted March 13, 2011 #15 Share Posted March 13, 2011 Its just not CRICKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Lizard Posted March 13, 2011 #16 Share Posted March 13, 2011 (edited) This is not that great since it was done before. This was even shown as a commercial during the last fifa world cup which took place in South Africa from 11 June to 11 July 2010. I am guessing the parents got the idea after watching that commercial since they love football (soccer). So it is pretty lame. The commercial that aired: Edited March 13, 2011 by Blue Lizard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Fluffs Posted March 13, 2011 #17 Share Posted March 13, 2011 How stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparkx Posted March 14, 2011 #18 Share Posted March 14, 2011 I feel bad for this kid! And I feel very bad for the other kid that was named Facebook. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColoradoParanormal Posted March 14, 2011 #19 Share Posted March 14, 2011 seriously, this isn't funny. Naming our baby was really hard. To do something like this to your child, at least to me, is selfish and just idiotic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
torf Posted March 14, 2011 #20 Share Posted March 14, 2011 If the other kids find out they're gonna beat him up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kar-zid Posted March 14, 2011 #21 Share Posted March 14, 2011 Ew... Burnley... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:PsYKoTiC:BeHAvIoR: Posted March 14, 2011 #22 Share Posted March 14, 2011 WAIT! what if the team sells one of its players LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swamptick Posted March 15, 2011 #23 Share Posted March 15, 2011 ....Soccer people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jessicat Posted March 15, 2011 #24 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Wow..poor kid. But I guess when he's older he'll have a lot of names to choose from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insaniac Posted March 18, 2011 #25 Share Posted March 18, 2011 (edited) Poor kid's childhood is going to be hell if this report is actually true. Edited March 18, 2011 by Insaniac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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