Helen of Annoy Posted March 18, 2011 #26 Share Posted March 18, 2011 But I'd get caught when I start gravedigging. Dust off your chandelier. I can’t, it’s internationally still unrecognized but in my mind so real Gender Dusting Equality day, when men are traditionally presented with dusters and vacuum cleaners. Forget vuvuzela craze. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glyndowers heir Posted March 18, 2011 #27 Share Posted March 18, 2011 I can’t, it’s internationally still unrecognized but in my mind so real Gender Dusting Equality day, when men are traditionally presented with dusters and vacuum cleaners. Forget vuvuzela craze. can't I've bought 250,000 of them to corner the market for the olympic games Broker a peace deal between Israel and Palestinians Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfpower Posted March 18, 2011 #28 Share Posted March 18, 2011 Can't They'd never listen to me Hunt down a deer for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glyndowers heir Posted March 18, 2011 #29 Share Posted March 18, 2011 Can't They'd never listen to me Hunt down a deer for me Can't - none left round here since some einstein reintroduced wolves! Find the Key to my heart! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfpower Posted March 18, 2011 #30 Share Posted March 18, 2011 Ahhhhh sry I think I just ate it...Should have given me a deer... Can someone get my sleeping teeth? These are a bit sharp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glyndowers heir Posted March 18, 2011 #31 Share Posted March 18, 2011 Ahhhhh sry I think I just ate it...Should have given me a deer... Can someone get my sleeping teeth? These are a bit sharp. Sorry I have orthodontophobia Bring me the severed head of Tony Blair! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfpower Posted March 18, 2011 #32 Share Posted March 18, 2011 Ugh No he is disgusting Bring me some sharpners and I assinate the Alpha for ya...Wolvenblood... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glyndowers heir Posted March 18, 2011 #33 Share Posted March 18, 2011 Ugh No he is disgusting Bring me some sharpners and I assinate the Alpha for ya...Wolvenblood... Is that an excuse or a statement of fact? Back on topic:- Can't condone assasination, peaceful protest and cultural revolution is the only answer Bring me my comfy slippers and I'll give you a biscuit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfpower Posted March 18, 2011 #34 Share Posted March 18, 2011 That was an excuse (maybe) WTH I am not a house dog!!! Did you see my teeth? I'll take ur whole hand instead of the biscuit *but let's take the biscuit too if it's veenison* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glyndowers heir Posted March 18, 2011 #35 Share Posted March 18, 2011 That was an excuse (maybe) WTH I am not a house dog!!! Did you see my teeth? I'll take ur whole hand instead of the biscuit *but let's take the biscuit too if it's veenison* oooh raw nerve? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfpower Posted March 18, 2011 #36 Share Posted March 18, 2011 .....HELL YA I AM ****ING GONNA RIP YOUR LITTLE THROAT OUT!!!.....*breath in...hold it..keep holding it...keep it..and keep holding it....and out...and out.* *grumbling to myself* *chewing on ur little staff thingy* Get me some ketchup with it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glyndowers heir Posted March 18, 2011 #37 Share Posted March 18, 2011 .....HELL YA I AM ****ING GONNA RIP YOUR LITTLE THROAT OUT!!!.....*breath in...hold it..keep holding it...keep it..and keep holding it....and out...and out.* *grumbling to myself* *chewing on ur little staff thingy* Get me some ketchup with it Sorry allergic to tomatos raise the Titanic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfpower Posted March 19, 2011 #38 Share Posted March 19, 2011 Sry not much of a diver... Get me some wedding cake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted March 19, 2011 #39 Share Posted March 19, 2011 Nope, you’re not properly dressed. No cake for you. Stupidify me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UFO_Monster Posted March 20, 2011 #40 Share Posted March 20, 2011 I can't. You've gotten there already. [Not being serious!] Scour the loch for Nessie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted March 20, 2011 #41 Share Posted March 20, 2011 Ha! No. I’m not that stupid, you know, what if Nessie sees me first and has me for breakfast? Make me a lemonade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakari Posted March 20, 2011 #42 Share Posted March 20, 2011 Ha! No. I'm not that stupid, you know, what if Nessie sees me first and has me for breakfast? Make me a lemonade. How , with my teeth?...I don't have any damn arms or legs.... Get me some arms and legs.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted March 21, 2011 #43 Share Posted March 21, 2011 How , with my teeth?...I don't have any damn arms or legs.... Get me some arms and legs.... I don’t want to, because for starts, you wouldn’t look like a caterpillar anymore, then you’d use your fingers to pick your nose and you’d have a pair of stinky feet. Make a lightning strike that *points* guy over there. Twice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bracket Posted March 21, 2011 Author #44 Share Posted March 21, 2011 I don’t want to, because for starts, you wouldn’t look like a caterpillar anymore, then you’d use your fingers to pick your nose and you’d have a pair of stinky feet. Make a lightning strike that *points* guy over there. Twice. I can't. I lost my Godly powers in an unfortunate incident with a chair. Bring me the severed head of Kevin Spacey!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted March 21, 2011 #45 Share Posted March 21, 2011 I can't. I lost my Godly powers in an unfortunate incident with a chair. Bring me the severed head of Kevin Spacey!!! Sorry, I don’t do celebrities. Step in my shoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glyndowers heir Posted March 21, 2011 #46 Share Posted March 21, 2011 Sorry, I don’t do celebrities. Step in my shoes. Sorry don't want to - they're full of ink Cook me some calamari Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted March 21, 2011 #47 Share Posted March 21, 2011 Sorry don't want to - they're full of ink Cook me some calamari Call me cannibal, but I love calamari and octopus and I have few really simple and tasty recipes for them. But... I’d need a really, really big catapult to throw them all the way to you, and even if I had one, there’s a good chance my flying calamari would be intercepted and badly burned. So... no calamari for you today. Put a frog in my yoghurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glyndowers heir Posted March 21, 2011 #48 Share Posted March 21, 2011 Put a frog in my yoghurt. is this some sort of euphamism? 'cause I'm not sure thats entirely legal here! so thanks but I think I'll pass Race tune my Volkswagen! (God that sounds even worse! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted March 21, 2011 #49 Share Posted March 21, 2011 is this some sort of euphamism? 'cause I'm not sure thats entirely legal here! so thanks but I think I'll pass Race tune my Volkswagen! (God that sounds even worse! ) No, real frog in completely innocent yoghurt... it used to be a popular prank before people became too lazy to search for frogs of right size. I won’t describe what race tuning of a Volkswagen might look like in my mind Seriously, I can’t tune your VW before I exorcise my Opel. It keeps losing fuel, like there’s a hole somewhere in its tank and each time I go to refill it they ask for more and more money... it’s a work of the devil. Lower price of crude oil. (It won't lower gas price in my country, proven fact, but still... give it a try.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glyndowers heir Posted March 21, 2011 #50 Share Posted March 21, 2011 No, real frog in completely innocent yoghurt... it used to be a popular prank before people became too lazy to search for frogs of right size. I won’t describe what race tuning of a Volkswagen might look like in my mind Seriously, I can’t tune your VW before I exorcise my Opel. It keeps losing fuel, like there’s a hole somewhere in its tank and each time I go to refill it they ask for more and more money... it’s a work of the devil. Lower price of crude oil. (It won't lower gas price in my country, proven fact, but still... give it a try.) My initials are GH not JC so what you ask is impossible! Make my computer work better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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