Junior Chubb Posted August 29, 2012 #2701 Share Posted August 29, 2012 All the worlds Fax machines fossilised a long time ago... Somebody get me Batman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted August 29, 2012 #2702 Share Posted August 29, 2012 (edited) I sent them by carrier pigeons, but if you didn't leave any windows open .......... well ...... Take me away from all this. Feck!!! I am so slow today Edited August 29, 2012 by ouija ouija Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junior Chubb Posted August 29, 2012 #2703 Share Posted August 29, 2012 I would do but seeing as you didn't get me Batman I can't help you... Can I use your phone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted August 29, 2012 #2704 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Not if you're going to phone Batman ............. that would involve a Premium rate, wouldn't it? Help me put this back together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junior Chubb Posted August 29, 2012 #2705 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Well you broke it, do it yourself... Can you take me out to dinner? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpiritWriter Posted August 29, 2012 #2706 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Well you broke it, do it yourself... Can you take me out to dinner? The batmobile's radar reader of food intake perception analyzed your body and said you already had fish and chips. Wipe your face! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted August 29, 2012 #2707 Share Posted August 29, 2012 No! I'm saving those bits for later I feel like dancing ......... waltz with me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junior Chubb Posted August 29, 2012 #2708 Share Posted August 29, 2012 (edited) I would love to waltz with you Ouija, but the rules of this game will not let me... Can you help me get out of the bath? Edited August 29, 2012 by Junior Chubb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpiritWriter Posted August 29, 2012 #2709 Share Posted August 29, 2012 (edited) I cannot get past that odd contraption between us. Could you point me to the door? Edited August 29, 2012 by SpiritWriter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junior Chubb Posted August 29, 2012 #2710 Share Posted August 29, 2012 I would if I had any hands or fingers... Could you give me a hand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpiritWriter Posted August 29, 2012 #2711 Share Posted August 29, 2012 I notice the thing in your mouth is a bit putrid. Make sure to NOT get back in the bathwater... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junior Chubb Posted August 29, 2012 #2712 Share Posted August 29, 2012 I can't because I drunk all the bath water... Could you empty my ileostomy bag for me please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mule Posted August 30, 2012 #2713 Share Posted August 30, 2012 Cant because I dont know what that is....and dont want to know... Can you scratch my back since my legs dont bend that way? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junior Chubb Posted August 30, 2012 #2714 Share Posted August 30, 2012 I cannot reach your back either, I am only 2ft tall... Could you carry all my gold across the wild west for me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mule Posted August 30, 2012 #2715 Share Posted August 30, 2012 No I will not carry your gold across the Wild Wild West because I'll get attacked by Kenneth Branaugh and his cool spider shaped facial hair, along with the giant metallic spider, which is even more ironic because my cousin did the animation for that movie.... will you please make all the conspiracy theorists leave now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junior Chubb Posted August 30, 2012 #2716 Share Posted August 30, 2012 If I could prove they were here I would, but I can't so I can't... Can you fly me to the moon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mule Posted August 30, 2012 #2717 Share Posted August 30, 2012 Do I look like Frank Sinatra to you? No, Frank has no tail, and I have no wings... Could you please make Helen of Annoy prettier so she can remove her hatopus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junior Chubb Posted August 30, 2012 #2718 Share Posted August 30, 2012 She is busy in the banned column that I am banned from so you are on your own with that one... Could you ingest these condoms full of cocaine and then fly across the world to meet my friend and wait in a room until you pass them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfpower Posted August 31, 2012 #2719 Share Posted August 31, 2012 I'm sorry....I don't like safe stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mule Posted August 31, 2012 #2720 Share Posted August 31, 2012 thats no excuse!! could you please make idiots stop driving around with their high-beams on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junior Chubb Posted August 31, 2012 #2721 Share Posted August 31, 2012 This is an inescapable fact of life, idiot will always drive around with high-beam on, and even if we stop them they will start to drive around with their fog-lights on when its a clear day. For this reason I cannot help you. We can however rejoice at the fact that we have come together as united 'haters' of high-beam drivers. Can you let the dogs out please... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfpower Posted September 1, 2012 #2722 Share Posted September 1, 2012 HOW RUDE! CALLING ME A DOG! I'm a WOLF!! And anyway, no I can't because they keep running away from me those chickens...all bark but no bite! Make those dogs a bit braver so they can join my pack of human hunters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junior Chubb Posted September 1, 2012 #2723 Share Posted September 1, 2012 I don't think they should go 'human hunting' so I refuse to help. Could someone get me some sheep's clothing please...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted September 2, 2012 #2724 Share Posted September 2, 2012 Ewe get it yourself! Cut my hair – it's a mess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junior Chubb Posted September 2, 2012 #2725 Share Posted September 2, 2012 I left my scissors inside of a patient I operated on yesterday, sorry. Could someone get me a glass of goats milk please... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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