acute Posted February 2, 2014 #2951 Share Posted February 2, 2014 I would only babysit kids, not squids. Take up playing the triangle in an orchestra. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonardo Posted February 3, 2014 #2952 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Sorry, but I have a phobia regarding geometric cymbals. Just say no. And on a side note... Babysit my hatopus. That thing is a BABY!!! Holy Moly! How big do hatopi get? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gracy4033 Posted February 3, 2014 #2953 Share Posted February 3, 2014 How would one know. there's not many around , so I've heard? Please take me to the spa Casino, its on you way out? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted February 4, 2014 #2954 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Is that a Jacuzzi with craps in the middle????….May be it's lost in translation ….Whilst i ponder what on earth a (spa casino) is….. Go learn something new about yourself. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpiritWriter Posted February 4, 2014 #2955 Share Posted February 4, 2014 thinking thinking thinking thinking thiknign nithnig nothing, sigh...... Make me feel better! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted February 4, 2014 #2956 Share Posted February 4, 2014 No, misery is very inspirative. So say artists. Pass the salt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted February 4, 2014 #2957 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Good heavens, Helen! You know this is a salt-free zone ...... it's very bad for you. Makes the blood pressure go sky-high. Riddle me a riddle. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted February 4, 2014 #2958 Share Posted February 4, 2014 What walks like Helen, looks like Helen, curses like Helen and hates bland food? No riddle there, that is Helen. Pass. the. salt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted February 4, 2014 #2959 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Oh for goodness' sake! You've got a live sea creature residing on your head ...... just wipe the hatopus over/dip him in whatever it is you want to make salty. I have got better things to do. Give me a new identity. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonardo Posted February 5, 2014 #2960 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Sorry, but the only identity left untaken is a salt-trader - and you've made it clear you won't do that. Stop the world, please. I'd like to disembark. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
libstaK Posted February 5, 2014 #2961 Share Posted February 5, 2014 The stop button is "Out of Order" - I called the tech, he has another call at Alfa Centauri and will be here in a few light years, until then Go to work for me tomorrow 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted February 5, 2014 #2962 Share Posted February 5, 2014 I haven't mastered bilocation yet and I have to show up at my work tomorrow. Sadly. Lay an egg. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted February 5, 2014 #2963 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Oh wait! I can do this! Oh no! no, I can't Find me a nice sheltered spot on the beach and set my deck chair up for me. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted February 5, 2014 #2964 Share Posted February 5, 2014 But people would think you're stranded wha...aaaa...eh... mermaid. They'd swarm around you with their cameras and phones. Peel me an orange. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
libstaK Posted February 5, 2014 #2965 Share Posted February 5, 2014 I have a zero harm policy toward oranges, how would you like the rind peeled off you? Make me a cup of coffee. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted February 5, 2014 #2966 Share Posted February 5, 2014 When I tell you what they do to coffee you won't want it anymore... not just that they rip poor seeds out of coffee berries, they also dry, roast and grind them. Hand me my lighter, please. It's in my bag. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonardo Posted February 6, 2014 #2967 Share Posted February 6, 2014 (edited) Sorry, I was listening to some metal/rock music and used all the fuel in your lighter holding it up while lit (pretending I was at a concert.) Clean my refrigerator. Edited February 6, 2014 by Leonardo 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abominable Snowman Posted February 6, 2014 #2968 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Its way too chilly to be doing things like that. Your oven on the other hand, id gladly do while its on of course. Bring back my childhood. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted February 6, 2014 #2969 Share Posted February 6, 2014 (edited) . Edited February 6, 2014 by ouija ouija 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonardo Posted February 6, 2014 #2970 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Bring back my childhood. . I know this post is not in the theme of the thread - but ouija's post is the best reply I've ever seen! Maybe taking "childhood" a little too far back in time, but it's existentialism at it's finest! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abominable Snowman Posted February 6, 2014 #2971 Share Posted February 6, 2014 On that note give Ouija her post back and laughing gas! We're going BACK! To the future! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted February 6, 2014 #2972 Share Posted February 6, 2014 . My opinion of ouija ouija has changed for the better after seeing this post. It suggests a depth of character and a subtle vulnerability I had not seen in her previously. A most illuminating essay! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted February 6, 2014 #2973 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Excuse me. No, really, excuse me. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted February 6, 2014 #2974 Share Posted February 6, 2014 You are NOT excused! Cross a chihuahua with a giraffe. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted February 6, 2014 #2975 Share Posted February 6, 2014 You mean make a chihuahua cross the path of a giraffe? I don't think that's a good idea .... that's sure to end in tears! Help this chihuahua to cross the road safely. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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