Still Waters Posted April 19, 2011 #1 Share Posted April 19, 2011 There's the Shroud of Turin -- and now there's the Towel of Coventry.A 31-year-old dance instructor from the British city says a bizarre brown stain that appeared on one of her tea towels actually shows the face of Jesus Christ. Roisin McCourt told Metro that the discolored spot is clearly recognizable as the face of a man with a beard and long hair. Read more... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Serenity Posted April 19, 2011 #2 Share Posted April 19, 2011 Just looks like an ordinary stained towel. I think I must be seeing too many of these articles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bendy Demon Posted April 19, 2011 #3 Share Posted April 19, 2011 I didn't see anything ata ll except a stupid stain. Good grief, are people so desperate in their lives that they want to see "something" in every little stain? One first glance she looks too sharp to be playing such silly games but......looks can be deceiving I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-WOLF-12227- Posted April 20, 2011 #4 Share Posted April 20, 2011 Jesus is just bored off his ass waiting for skyrim to come out, but than again arn't we all bored nowadays? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:PsYKoTiC:BeHAvIoR: Posted April 20, 2011 #5 Share Posted April 20, 2011 Just looks like an ordinary stained towel. I think I must be seeing too many of these articles. Join the club. I'm starting to think the BP oil spill has somehow spiked many water supplies and giving certain folks hallucinations or something. And that's how one starts a conspiracy theory. LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted April 20, 2011 #6 Share Posted April 20, 2011 OMG... the similarity... is completely missing Jesus spotting is one of my hobbies and I must say I’m disappointed this time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplepsyche Posted April 20, 2011 #7 Share Posted April 20, 2011 Why is it that only the Christian's demi-god or the Virgin Mary chooses to show up in weird places? Grilled cheese, oxidized glass in Florida, nuts, tree's, towel stains, dog butt, etc... Why don't we ever read about the second coming of other religions demi-god's, prophets and goddesses making an appearance? You know like, Goddess Diana makes appearance in toaster strudel. Pan seen in bathroom sink. Krishna found in iron skillet. Buddha appears atop VW car bra! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someoldguy Posted April 21, 2011 #8 Share Posted April 21, 2011 I thought it looked like Karl Marx. You know, one of the Marx brothers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d e v i c e Posted April 21, 2011 #9 Share Posted April 21, 2011 I'd be looking for a new laundry powder if I was her. She's quite attractive though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paracelse Posted April 21, 2011 #10 Share Posted April 21, 2011 Join the club. I'm starting to think the BP oil spill has somehow spiked many water supplies and giving certain folks hallucinations or something. And that's how one starts a conspiracy theory. LOL! It did, I saw The Flying Spaghetti monster in my plate while eating some.... tasted good though.. prolly better than a stain on towel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paracelse Posted April 21, 2011 #11 Share Posted April 21, 2011 Why is it that only the Christian's demi-god or the Virgin Mary chooses to show up in weird places? Grilled cheese, oxidized glass in Florida, nuts, tree's, towel stains, dog butt, etc... Why don't we ever read about the second coming of other religions demi-god's, prophets and goddesses making an appearance? You know like, Goddess Diana makes appearance in toaster strudel. Pan seen in bathroom sink. Krishna found in iron skillet. Buddha appears atop VW car bra! Perhaps because Buddhists, Hindustanis, or Pagans don't need anything to reinforce their faith (or their bank account selling the stuff on eBay) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a vampire wears my boxers Posted April 21, 2011 #12 Share Posted April 21, 2011 jesus billy goat christ! where else will this mexican dude show up? i always have a mix of laughter and frustration when jesus shows up in laundry/dinner/rocks/windows/back hair........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyingAngel Posted April 21, 2011 #13 Share Posted April 21, 2011 People created that on purpose to have their name on the news, that's all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
27vet Posted April 21, 2011 #14 Share Posted April 21, 2011 The real shroud of Turin is here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paracelse Posted April 21, 2011 #15 Share Posted April 21, 2011 The real shroud of Turin is here! Where is here?? Cause the piece of fabric in Turin has been carbon dated to the 13th 14th century so it can't be JC. Furthermore the shroud of Turin shows a dude who was about 6 feet tall.. If JC had been that size in days were most people were 5'4", it would have been known.. wouldn't you think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purplos Posted April 21, 2011 #16 Share Posted April 21, 2011 People created that on purpose to have their name on the news, that's all. That's pretty much what I think. Although I wouldn't even say she created the stain on purpose. People see a stain, laugh about "oh it looks like Jesus," not really believing it most of the time, and then get their pictures in the paper. The woman is pretty, which is why they took a pic of her instead of the "holy" stain. When I have my 15 mins of fame, I hope it's for something with a bit more substance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cryptozological Mascot Posted April 21, 2011 #17 Share Posted April 21, 2011 Where is here?? Cause the piece of fabric in Turin has been carbon dated to the 13th 14th century so it can't be JC. Furthermore the shroud of Turin shows a dude who was about 6 feet tall.. If JC had been that size in days were most people were 5'4", it would have been known.. wouldn't you think? Not that I believe that the Shroud of Turin is authentic, but keep in mind that it had been stored in a lead - lined box which was in a fire in the 13th or 14th century, leading to misreadings of the carbon dates... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venonat Posted April 21, 2011 #18 Share Posted April 21, 2011 (edited) I saw Jesus on a peice of toilet paper after I wiped my behind. I'm now a Born Again Christian because of this. It's up on eBay now if anyone is interested. Free shipping with a Buy Now option! Edited April 21, 2011 by Venonat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paracelse Posted April 21, 2011 #19 Share Posted April 21, 2011 Where is here?? Cause the piece of fabric in Turin has been carbon dated to the 13th 14th century so it can't be JC. Furthermore the shroud of Turin shows a dude who was about 6 feet tall.. If JC had been that size in days were most people were 5'4", it would have been known.. wouldn't you think? Oups wanted to write where is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaygatz Posted April 21, 2011 #20 Share Posted April 21, 2011 You guys wanna get high????? DOn't forget to bring a towel..... Srry I had too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
27vet Posted April 21, 2011 #21 Share Posted April 21, 2011 Where is here?? Cause the piece of fabric in Turin has been carbon dated to the 13th 14th century so it can't be JC. Furthermore the shroud of Turin shows a dude who was about 6 feet tall.. If JC had been that size in days were most people were 5'4", it would have been known.. wouldn't you think? I thought that the woman had discovered the real shroud of Turin We all know the other one is a fake. BTW how can anyone say that it is Christ's face, are there recorded images of his face? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent. Mulder Posted April 21, 2011 #22 Share Posted April 21, 2011 You guys wanna get high????? DOn't forget to bring a towel..... Srry I had too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMStitanic94 Posted April 21, 2011 #23 Share Posted April 21, 2011 This person is obviously lying and just want to become famous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Carter Posted April 23, 2011 #24 Share Posted April 23, 2011 no pic...HOAX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erowin Posted April 23, 2011 #25 Share Posted April 23, 2011 Ok, people really need to stop seeing Jesus in every object. STOP RIGHT THIS INSTANT In a few months, someone will see Jesus in a crap they took or something. It's not even funny anymore, there's at least one "I SAW JESUS!!1!" article at least once a week! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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