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Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all that dog food Fido wouldn't eat?

Shut up and eat your meat loaf.

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Mommy, Mommy! When are we going to have Aunt Edna for dinner?

Shut up, we haven't even finished your Grandmother yet.

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Mommy, Mommy! What is a deliquent child?

Shut up and pass me the crowbar.

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Mommy, Mommy! Why do I have to hop everywhere?

Shut up or I'll chop off the other leg!

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Mommy, Mommy! Grandma's got a bruise.

Shut up and eat around it!

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Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all your scabs?

Shut up and eat your cornflakes!

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Mommy, Mommy! What's in those CARE packages they send to Africa?

Shut up and get back in the box!

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Mommy, Mommy! The teacher says I look like a monkey!

Shut up and comb your face!

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Mommy, Mommy! Why is Daddy zigzagging in the yard?

Shut up and shoot again!

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Mommy, Mommy! I don't wanna visit Australia

Shut up and keep digging.

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Mommy, Mommy! Can I lick the bowl?

Shut up and flush.

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Mommy, Mommy! I'm sick of learning how to swim!

Shut up or I'll flush it again!

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Mommy, Mommy! Why can't we get a garbage compactor?

Shut up and chew!

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Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's too tough!

Shut up and keep chewing!

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Mommy, Mommy! Why can't I play with the other kids?

Shut up and deal.

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Mommy, Mommy! My head hurts!

Shut up and get away from the dart board!

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