rassy Posted August 17, 2011 #1 Share Posted August 17, 2011 Crazy!!! Texas police have arrested a teen after he broke into a woman's apartment and attacked her, making hissing sounds and claiming to be a 500-year-old vampire. LINK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Art Vandarley Posted August 17, 2011 #2 Share Posted August 17, 2011 For sure ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xCrimsonx Posted August 17, 2011 #3 Share Posted August 17, 2011 What?? And they let him out on bail.,.. oh my heaven knows what he'll do next he's sooo dangerous! I think you'll find a corrections medic would of handed him a referral., we hope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Fluffs Posted August 17, 2011 #4 Share Posted August 17, 2011 Oh no, a Vampire!! /sarcasm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Waters Posted August 17, 2011 #5 Share Posted August 17, 2011 There's a pic of him in here - http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/16/vampire-bites-woman_n_928189.html#s331202&title=Lyle_Monroe_Bensley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:PsYKoTiC:BeHAvIoR: Posted August 17, 2011 #6 Share Posted August 17, 2011 I think he's been watching too much True Blood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert1 Posted August 17, 2011 #7 Share Posted August 17, 2011 (edited) This kids mind has definately broken off from reality. Edited August 17, 2011 by Robert1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Ford Posted August 17, 2011 #8 Share Posted August 17, 2011 I think he's been watching too much True Blood. Or twilight. OR maybe he was like Blade and the old woman was in fact a full vampire and he needed to kill her? Or she might have been a werewolf, I think vampires and werewolves fight each other a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipotep Posted August 17, 2011 #9 Share Posted August 17, 2011 Or twilight. OR maybe he was like Blade and the old woman was in fact a full vampire and he needed to kill her? Or she might have been a werewolf, I think vampires and werewolves fight each other a lot. Yeah i think its a nasty case of too much twilight and a little too much crack . TiP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UFO_Monster Posted August 18, 2011 #10 Share Posted August 18, 2011 Or twilight. OR maybe he was like Blade and the old woman was in fact a full vampire and he needed to kill her? Or she might have been a werewolf, I think vampires and werewolves fight each other a lot. Definitely not Twilight. The "vampires" in those movies sparkle; vampires don't sparkle. He's been watching movies/television shows that use the original vampire mythos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xCrimsonx Posted August 18, 2011 #11 Share Posted August 18, 2011 Definitely not Twilight. The "vampires" in those movies sparkle; vampires don't sparkle. He's been watching movies/television shows that use the original vampire mythos. 1. Rob a $2 bottle of Gold Glitter 2. Remove cap 3. Pour over head.,.... "Look I'm Edward, yayeeeee" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xBlackDahliax Posted August 18, 2011 #12 Share Posted August 18, 2011 (edited) There really does seem to be a rise in cases of Renfield's Syndrome. Could be to do with drugs. Rick Chase was a normal boy once. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Chase Edited August 18, 2011 by xBlackDahliax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LucidElement Posted August 18, 2011 #13 Share Posted August 18, 2011 ok, in all reality... the police will fingerprint him, check his ID and records.. they WILL FIGURE out his Date of Birth.. and realize hes not 500 years old.. so my question, does he TRULY believe he's that old, or is mentally ill.. or what the heckk is going on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LucidElement Posted August 18, 2011 #14 Share Posted August 18, 2011 were talking 1511... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dreamer - Hybrid89 Posted August 18, 2011 #15 Share Posted August 18, 2011 What?? And they let him out on bail.,.. oh my heaven knows what he'll do next he's sooo dangerous! I think you'll find a corrections medic would of handed him a referral., we hope. Correction medic!? a good kick in the **** a strong sedative daily wil sort him ;P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ever Learning Posted August 18, 2011 #16 Share Posted August 18, 2011 Even if he is a bit loopy, it would be intersting to meet him and find out more about him lol i wonder if he believes that i can ward him off with garlic and crucifixes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rlyeh Posted August 18, 2011 #17 Share Posted August 18, 2011 There really does seem to be a rise in cases of Renfield's Syndrome. Could be to do with drugs. Rick Chase was a normal boy once. http://en.wikipedia....i/Richard_Chase Chase granted a series of interviews with Robert Ressler, during which he spoke of his fears of Nazis and UFOs, claiming that although he had killed, it was not his fault; he had been forced to kill to keep himself alive, which he believed any person would do. He asked Ressler to give him access to a radar gun, with which he could apprehend the Nazi UFOs, so that the Nazis could stand trial for the murders. He also handed Ressler a large amount of macaroni and cheese, which he had been hoarding in his pants pockets, believing that the prison officials were in league with the Nazis and attempting to kill him with poisoned food. This sounds like some of the crazy logic found on this forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dharma warrior Posted August 18, 2011 #18 Share Posted August 18, 2011 nutjob! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squidboy Posted August 18, 2011 #19 Share Posted August 18, 2011 Was he let out on bail? If so, then i hope they let him out during daytime, then the problem would solve itself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theGhost_and_theDarkness Posted August 18, 2011 #20 Share Posted August 18, 2011 (edited) Is it bad that when I read this, the first thing I thought of was that South Park episode where Butters thinks he's a vampire and sneaks into Cartman's room to "feed" Man I love South Park. . .they have a clip for every situation. Here's the link. . . to the clip. I think it fits this article very well, complete with hissing sounds. Edited August 18, 2011 by theGhost_and_theDarkness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xXHellkittiesXx Posted August 18, 2011 #21 Share Posted August 18, 2011 Lol, crazy people... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunken Ruckus Posted August 18, 2011 #22 Share Posted August 18, 2011 '....claiming to be a 500-year-old vampire. Lyle Monroe Bensley, 19, of Galveston,....' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WoIverine Posted August 18, 2011 #23 Share Posted August 18, 2011 Not to quote Red Forman, but...what a dumbass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taut Posted August 19, 2011 #24 Share Posted August 19, 2011 (edited) There are all sorts of ways to become famous, what's a little breaking and entering compared to all the attention and all the interest from the women of the lunatic fringe. Is there still PCP around? The dusters used to think they were all kinds of things. Edited August 19, 2011 by Taut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atlantis Rises Posted August 19, 2011 #25 Share Posted August 19, 2011 Probably watched Twilight too many times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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