JackoftheFools Posted August 19, 2011 #1 Share Posted August 19, 2011 2 things to ward off that vampire: 1. clove of garlic 2. boomstick done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lava_Lady Posted August 19, 2011 #2 Share Posted August 19, 2011 hehehe... @ ghost and the darkness: I love Butters... I laughed till I cried when Cartman calls for his mom, "Moooom, Butters gave me a hicky!" hehehe... funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lava_Lady Posted August 19, 2011 #3 Share Posted August 19, 2011 Is it bad that when I read this, the first thing I thought of was that South Park episode where Butters thinks he's a vampire and sneaks into Cartman's room to "feed" Man I love South Park. . .they have a clip for every situation. Here's the link. . . to the clip. I think it fits this article very well, complete with hissing sounds. haha! Funny, thanks for the laugh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terbo559 Posted August 19, 2011 #4 Share Posted August 19, 2011 the vampire is bogus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dataslayer Posted August 19, 2011 #5 Share Posted August 19, 2011 So did they test him to find out if he really lived more than 500 years or not? Just kidding. Lolz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bblee Posted August 19, 2011 #6 Share Posted August 19, 2011 Lol.. Twilight fever... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystic_Investigations Posted August 19, 2011 #7 Share Posted August 19, 2011 If he was really a vampire he would have been long gone before any police showed up. Even if he had run into them he would have easily took them down and wouldn't be in custody now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarGateAtlantis Posted August 19, 2011 #8 Share Posted August 19, 2011 New Vamp movie coming out called Fright Night. Wonder if this is just a dumb promotion for the movie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theGhost_and_theDarkness Posted August 19, 2011 #9 Share Posted August 19, 2011 hehehe... @ ghost and the darkness: I love Butters... I laughed till I cried when Cartman calls for his mom, "Moooom, Butters gave me a hicky!" hehehe... funny. Butters is by far my favorite. He, for some reason, reminds me of my little boy. I even call him Butters when he's acting particularly "Buttery". . .he hates me for it. New Vamp movie coming out called Fright Night. Wonder if this is just a dumb promotion for the movie? Ahhh, but it CAN'T be better than the original. That was one of my favorite vampire movies growing up. Not as much as, say, The Lost Boys. . .but I spent a decent part of my childhood spying on my neighbors and thinking they were vampires. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbie333 Posted August 19, 2011 #10 Share Posted August 19, 2011 Crazy!!! LINK LOL. Give that boy a SAMICH and tell him to stay off of the Crack !!! LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taut Posted August 20, 2011 #11 Share Posted August 20, 2011 New Vamp movie coming out called Fright Night. Wonder if this is just a dumb promotion for the movie? It's a remake - I have the old one and for it's time, it was pretty good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kataliac Posted August 24, 2011 #12 Share Posted August 24, 2011 OMFG they remade Fright night? and also this is what happens when there are more than a few vamp shows on T.V. now days. But i cant talk I love "true blood" on HBO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dreamer - Hybrid89 Posted August 24, 2011 #13 Share Posted August 24, 2011 OMFG they remade Fright night? and also this is what happens when there are more than a few vamp shows on T.V. now days. But i cant talk I love "true blood" on HBO. I have to agree, Season 4 so far is looking good. I wonder howthe vamp Diaries wil fair out lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NENicole Posted August 25, 2011 #14 Share Posted August 25, 2011 Next he will be telling them not to take him out in the sun light or he will blind them when he dazzles and sparkles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vampireasskicker Posted August 25, 2011 #15 Share Posted August 25, 2011 WTF the cops must have slapped the vampire kid............ that would have bought him back to his nornal sense.... See wat crack does kids..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HawkLord Posted August 25, 2011 #16 Share Posted August 25, 2011 Maybe he was just lonely and reeaaaly need a girlfriend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dreamer - Hybrid89 Posted August 28, 2011 #17 Share Posted August 28, 2011 WTF the cops must have slapped the vampire kid............ that would have bought him back to his nornal sense.... See wat crack does kids..... I think the guy may have been going through some bad times and perhaps he retreated into a fantasy world where 'maybe' vampires made him feel safe and secure. To me it sounds like he needs a friend and a doctor. ;P Next he will be telling them not to take him out in the sun light or he will blind them when he dazzles and sparkles. Something tells me you dnot like twilight :0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xCrimsonx Posted August 28, 2011 #18 Share Posted August 28, 2011 The last thing anyone need's is for this guy to be involved with a girlfriend atm, dude need's mental guidance and family! I say "vampire's" weren't exactly making him feel safe and secure or his actions! A dangerous attempt at a different view where his mind wasn't safe so he reached for a survival mode, (power struggle) and lashed out! Eric Cartman Rocks! \m/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddieguy17 Posted September 6, 2011 #19 Share Posted September 6, 2011 wow maybe he just wanted something to drink!!!!! Or maybe he wanted a steak but couldent aford it lolzzz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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