Althalus Posted January 22, 2003 #1 Share Posted January 22, 2003 Over a gynecologist's office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed." At a dry cleaners: "Drop your pants here." On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber." Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak." Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming." In a veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!" Door of a plastic surgeon's office: "Hello. Can we pick your nose?" On an electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts." In a non-smoking area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action." On a maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push." At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place." In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kira Posted January 22, 2003 #2 Share Posted January 22, 2003 very good Al Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emmy Posted January 22, 2003 #3 Share Posted January 22, 2003 LOL Al, like 'em all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted January 23, 2003 #4 Share Posted January 23, 2003 Very funny Al Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonboy Posted January 23, 2003 #5 Share Posted January 23, 2003 On a maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push." Well that tickled me... heh heh heh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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