Still Waters Posted September 14, 2011 #1 Share Posted September 14, 2011 An erratic eel wriggled its way up a man's penis and into his bladder following an accident during an unorthodox beauty spa treatment in China.Zhang Nan was bathing with live eels to cleanse his skin when one rogue serpent took a liking to his manhood. The eel treatment in question is a similar concept to the popular London spas that offer fish pedicures. Thinking that the eels would make him look ten years younger, Nan dived into the water and let them feast upon layers of dead skin. But after laying in the spa bath, Nan felt a sharp pain and realised a small eel was working its way up his urethra and into his bladder. Read more... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiffSplitkins Posted September 14, 2011 #2 Share Posted September 14, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Caspian Hare Posted September 14, 2011 #3 Share Posted September 14, 2011 When you're out for a swim, And an eel wriggles in, That's a mooorrrraaaaaay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiffSplitkins Posted September 14, 2011 #4 Share Posted September 14, 2011 When you're out for a swim, And an eel wriggles in, That's a mooorrrraaaaaay OMG!!! (coffee everywhere) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UFO_Monster Posted September 14, 2011 #5 Share Posted September 14, 2011 Must have been a very tiny one if it did that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drev Posted September 14, 2011 #6 Share Posted September 14, 2011 Must have been a very tiny one if it did that. There's a pic of the eel in the article. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiffSplitkins Posted September 14, 2011 #7 Share Posted September 14, 2011 Surgeon Jin Wang said that, because of the eel's slippery nature, it was able to make a smooth entry into the genitals of Nan. This story just continues to become more unrealistic to me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pauly Dangerously Posted September 14, 2011 #8 Share Posted September 14, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rlyeh Posted September 14, 2011 #9 Share Posted September 14, 2011 Reminded me of this story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipotep Posted September 15, 2011 #10 Share Posted September 15, 2011 Did you read at the end of the story about the kid who ended up with a fish in his bladder , he was at the toilet and dropped it in his man bits ---- yeah right . TiP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scaredsilly Posted September 15, 2011 #11 Share Posted September 15, 2011 *shudder* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scaredsilly Posted September 15, 2011 #12 Share Posted September 15, 2011 Did you read at the end of the story about the kid who ended up with a fish in his bladder , he was at the toilet and dropped it in his man bits ---- yeah right . TiP Strange, how he needed to do the #2's with a fish in his hands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SewerRat Posted September 15, 2011 #13 Share Posted September 15, 2011 When you're out for a swim, And an eel wriggles in, That's a mooorrrraaaaaay Hahahahaha Brilliant!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DKO Posted September 15, 2011 #14 Share Posted September 15, 2011 That story at the end about the boy seems a little fishy to me. (sorry had to say it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marshall2442 Posted September 15, 2011 #15 Share Posted September 15, 2011 (edited) Has anybody seen the mighty boosh? Edited September 15, 2011 by marshall2442 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Caspian Hare Posted September 15, 2011 #16 Share Posted September 15, 2011 Has anybody seen the mighty boosh? LOL what the hell is that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xYlvax Posted September 15, 2011 #17 Share Posted September 15, 2011 Am I awake? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WoIverine Posted September 15, 2011 #18 Share Posted September 15, 2011 (edited) LOL am I the only person who noticed the doctor's name was Jim "Wang"? LOLOL my god, it hurts to think about it. Dammit! Biff beat me to it. Edited September 15, 2011 by Spid3rCyd3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nufc1966 Posted September 15, 2011 #19 Share Posted September 15, 2011 Has anybody seen the mighty boosh? Love the Mighy Boosh Sorry completely off topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert1 Posted September 15, 2011 #20 Share Posted September 15, 2011 If this story is actually true, the only thing I have to say is'OUCH'! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taut Posted September 15, 2011 #21 Share Posted September 15, 2011 (edited) In South America there is a little catfish with spines that will do this too. Almost impossible to remove. Yikes. Dr. Wang? LMAO Edited September 15, 2011 by Taut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
None of the above Posted September 15, 2011 #22 Share Posted September 15, 2011 At least that's what he told them in the emergency room....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoaxHunter Posted September 15, 2011 #23 Share Posted September 15, 2011 It is common for small sea creatures to swim up the Urinal Tract of humans, mostly men. I have no doubt they are able to get into women too but that is a different matter. Eels are a lot more worrying that fish, because they can grow to enormous lengths, where most fish that are able to swim up there, won't grow very large anyway. Also noting that Eels have sharp teeth, they could very easily eat their way out of your body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marshall2442 Posted September 15, 2011 #24 Share Posted September 15, 2011 LOL what the hell is that? It's a surreal sitcom about two friends you can check them out on the bbc or youtube I love them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marshall2442 Posted September 15, 2011 #25 Share Posted September 15, 2011 Love the Mighy Boosh Sorry completely off topic. Yeah me too they've been trying to brake america this year but I can't see them getting it over there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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