j6p Posted January 23, 2003 #1 Share Posted January 23, 2003 One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two pathetic men eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate, and asked, "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have no money for food," the first man replied. "Oh, well, you can come with me to my house," insisted the lawyer. "But, sir, I got a wife and three kids here." "Bring them along!" replied the lawyer. "But how 'bout my friend?" The lawyer turned to the other man and said, "You come with us, too." "But, sir," said the friend, "I got a wife and six kids!" "Bring them as well!" answered the lawyer as he headed for his limo. They all climbed into the car, and once underway, one of the poor fellows says: "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you." The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll love my place. The grass is almost a foot tall." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kismit Posted January 24, 2003 #2 Share Posted January 24, 2003 I knew that was coming . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saru Posted January 24, 2003 #3 Share Posted January 24, 2003 Good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted January 24, 2003 #4 Share Posted January 24, 2003 You would expect that from a lawyer. Nice one j6p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kira Posted January 24, 2003 #5 Share Posted January 24, 2003 Very Good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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