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Break into your neighbor's place and take theirs.

I'm thinking of opening a bakery. What should I name it?

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Break into your neighbor's place and take theirs.

I'm thinking of opening a bakery. What should I name it?

MOLDY AND STINKY BROS.

I have a bad migraine, what should i do?

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Play really loud music and eat ice cream very fast

I want to win the lottery

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Drill a hole in your forehead to let evil spirits out.

Kidding. Its not evil spirits that cause the migraine.

Drill a hole in your forehead to release the pressure.

Whats the easiest way to move my computer from one office to another?

Edit: PT, first, don't buy any lottery tickets, if you're lucky, you'll find the winning one on the floor or magically materialized inside your pocket.

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What’s the easiest way to move my computer from one office to another?

I suggest building an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine powered initially by gerbils. This machine should include at least 368 steps to complete the moving process.

I need to close my pool for the winter. Is there a quick way to do this?

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I suggest building an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine powered initially by gerbils. This machine should include at least 368 steps to complete the moving process.

I need to close my pool for the winter. Is there a quick way to do this?

A case of TNT.

I've been invited to a wedding and I despise the bride to be- how do I get out of it?

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Blow it up with dynomite

I want a tattoo removed

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Use a belt sander. I heard that's the only thing that really works.

How can I get better gas mileage with my car?

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ooh thats easy...kill our world leaders and fix the gas prices.

i keep puting forgetting why im walking into the kitchen. how do i remember and keep from walking there ten times accomplishing nothing?

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Put a fridge in the living room!

How can I find something to watch on tv with only 5 million channels that are all the same thing?

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Ste Acquire a bunch of black boxes, route them through a bunch of different cables and hook them up to the television with 1 million power strips.

Find a way for me to catch UFOs.

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close your eyes and pick a channel. or throw your tv out the window and pic up a book ;)

how do i keep from dropping my glasses in the toilet?

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Preemptively put them in the toilet before they fall in.

Somebody stole my car. What should i do?

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Invite her to freely take more part in your personal decisions. Mothers are known to back off if you want them to pick your personal life apart.

I'm going camping for few days, is there anything I should pack?

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Invite her to freely take more part in your personal decisions. Mothers are known to back off if you want them to pick your personal life apart.

I'm going camping for few days, is there anything I should pack?

Children that aren't yours - without notifying the parents.

I've got a nasty cold, how do I deal with it?

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Children that aren't yours - without notifying the parents.

I've got a nasty cold, how do I deal with it?

Snort kitty litter, it will absorb snot. If you’re running the fever too, sit in draught, that will cool you down.

How to change the world... tricky part: for better?

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drink a gallon of water non stop without taking a breath

I want to get out of this town

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Burn it to the ground and start a new one.

I need tons of money so people will think I'm awesome, where do I get it?

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Start a fundraiser to help starving kittens or something then simply pocket the $$

I want to be a ninja but don't know where to start. any suggestions?

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get a sword and practice jumping from roof to roof.

i need to beat up a parent, how do i go about doing that?

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That's easy: Grab the parent's baby and swing it hard!

I have a wine bottle but no corkscrew. How do I open it?

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ahhh i had this problem last week. i broke the top of the bottle against the kitchen sink and had no choice but to drink all of the wine that night.

i am sleepy as hell but cant fall asleep what do i do!?

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Shoot yourself in the head! That ought to do it!devil.gif

I want to become the queen of the world.. how should i go about it?rofl.gif

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