Still Waters Posted November 28, 2011 #1 Share Posted November 28, 2011 It must have been holy water that made the face of Jesus appear miraculously on a paper towel.Martin Cotterill, 46, was stunned to see an image of the Messiah emerge before his eyes during a visit to a health clinic. He had just undergone treatment at Longford Health Centre, Coventry, and the blue paper towel had been put over his foot to dry it. Read more... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Only Posted November 28, 2011 #2 Share Posted November 28, 2011 Oh, gimme a break. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keel M. Posted November 28, 2011 #3 Share Posted November 28, 2011 Now even this is stretching it. I mean come on. An image of a male with a beard and long hair that appears where it doesn't belong is automatically Jesus?? We don't even know if that's what he truly looked like. But this looks more like the face of a robot than a man of any kind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lalalalana Posted November 28, 2011 #4 Share Posted November 28, 2011 It looks like The Simpson's version of Jesus... Maybe. Still, why does every 'image' of a man HAVE to be Jesus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Ford Posted November 28, 2011 #5 Share Posted November 28, 2011 Oh dear oh dear. Least it made me laugh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedSquirrel Posted November 28, 2011 #6 Share Posted November 28, 2011 (edited) I find it right funny that a Jew from that time would not look anything like a caucasian. It seems whenever Jesus likes to make a guest appearance, he looks downright like a white-boy. Funnily, the hairstyles (if I recall correctly) of that time for the Hebrews (unless under a Nazarene vow, which also forbade wine and touching dead bodies) would have been much shorter than the long haired be-goatee'd individual. Also, Paul would have had some issues with Jesus' hippy hair... "Does not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame to him?" (1Co 11:14). Though the beard was likely. Basically, it isn't Jesus appearing, it is our minds filling in a cultural representation. Once again, pareidolia to the religious extreme. EDIT: "Out" is not "our". I have no excuse. Edited November 28, 2011 by RedSquirrel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert1 Posted November 28, 2011 #7 Share Posted November 28, 2011 Another face of Jesus story? Please stop. This one looks like a chipanzee for crying out loud! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lalalalana Posted November 28, 2011 #8 Share Posted November 28, 2011 Basically, it isn't Jesus appearing, it is out minds filling in a cultural representation. Once again, pareidolia to the religious extreme. Could not agree more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty Gash Posted December 1, 2011 #9 Share Posted December 1, 2011 I once found Sky Daddy, Sky Buddy and Sky Spook (yes, the Sky Trio), each on separate pieces of butt wipe after a particularly greasy meal of tacos and tamales purchased on the street in Mexico City. And I find The Flying Spaghetti Monster often at Italian restaurants. Really! I must have some special favour with them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitchall Posted December 1, 2011 #10 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Yes Definately !!!! Give me a break !!! Finding these so called images is getting REAL LAME !!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaygatz Posted December 1, 2011 #11 Share Posted December 1, 2011 It only a matter of perspective. People see Jesus, in toast, Mountains, Wal-mart receipts <--- that was a funny one. Its like when people read the bible, they see and interpret it they was they want to....and see what they want to see. Indeed it is rather silly, but then again we all believed in some fat dood that brought us presents every year right? Jesus is just Santa for adults Just sayin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randym23 Posted December 1, 2011 #12 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Oh, gimme a break. exactly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marharthm Posted December 1, 2011 #13 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Why is this **** in the news? Society is ****ed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Gooding Posted December 1, 2011 #14 Share Posted December 1, 2011 lol he was on something love storys like this make me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocky_923 Posted December 1, 2011 #15 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Another face of Jesus story? Please stop. This one looks like a chipanzee for crying out loud! I was thinking the same thing! Reminded me of Caesar from the new Rise of the Planet of the Apes movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted December 1, 2011 #16 Share Posted December 1, 2011 I notice he is in a wheelchair and they had been using the papertowel to dry his foot, can he walk now? People are wrong about why stories like this are so over represented. It is to mock Christianity, not to encourage it. Stories like these are meant to give the impression that all believers in Christ are naive fools, and look, it works, all the anti-religious fools believe the religious fools are fools! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swadwa Posted December 1, 2011 #17 Share Posted December 1, 2011 (edited) I notice he is in a wheelchair and they had been using the papertowel to dry his foot, can he walk now? People are wrong about why stories like this are so over represented. It is to mock Christianity, not to encourage it. Stories like these are meant to give the impression that all believers in Christ are naive fools, and look, it works, all the anti-religious fools believe the religious fools are fools! They are naive fools to believe in someone who never existed and then run around with a little imagination and see his image everywhere they look. You can see an image of anything in just about anything else, funny thing is, the only time we hear about it in the news is if it's Jesus or Satan (another figure that doesn't exist - well only in Organized Crime - I mean Religion). Edited December 1, 2011 by Swadwa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted December 1, 2011 #18 Share Posted December 1, 2011 You can see an image of anything in just about anything else, funny thing is, the only time we hear about it in the news is if it's Jesus That's because it's part of an agenda to make all Christians look like idiots. I once found a piece of chewed gum that looked all the world like a statue of the virgin Mary. I took some pictures of it but never posted them on the internet because the headline's associated with it would eventually paint me as someone who thought God was trying to communicate with me via chewed up gum (and who's to say he wasnt?) Wish I still had those pictures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGirl Posted December 1, 2011 #19 Share Posted December 1, 2011 oh my gawd stop this ridiculous nonsense already! that is definitely cornelius from planet of the apes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LotusChild86 Posted December 1, 2011 #20 Share Posted December 1, 2011 people will do good to stop following false religion im sorry to say but we are just animals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted December 1, 2011 #21 Share Posted December 1, 2011 people will do good to stop following false religion im sorry to say but we are just animals If we are just animals then why is it the other animals don't have religion? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedSquirrel Posted December 1, 2011 #22 Share Posted December 1, 2011 If we are just animals then why is it the other animals don't have religion? That we know of. I am pretty sure that my lost since dead goldfish worshiped my ex. /tongueincheek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jello Posted December 1, 2011 #23 Share Posted December 1, 2011 I'm just waiting for news headline that reads: Jesus Face Found in the Last Supper Painting.... There are way too many of these. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpl Posted December 1, 2011 #24 Share Posted December 1, 2011 looks like herman munster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indygirl2012 Posted December 2, 2011 #25 Share Posted December 2, 2011 hmm i didn't know anyone knew what Jesus looks like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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