Still Waters Posted December 24, 2011 #1 Share Posted December 24, 2011 A US firm has created a toaster that creates an image of Jesus on every single slice it creates.Vernon-based Burnt Impressions created the Jesus Toaster which is on sale for the equivalent of £22. Creator Galen Diveley came up with the idea after reports of people seeing apparitions of Jesus in slices of toast, and other inanimate objects. Read more... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finder of Lost Things Posted December 24, 2011 #2 Share Posted December 24, 2011 I so want one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor_Strangelove Posted December 24, 2011 #3 Share Posted December 24, 2011 This will make my mornings far more convenient, as I require at least one likeness of our lord and saviour to consume for every breakfast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omnaka Posted December 25, 2011 #4 Share Posted December 25, 2011 funny, Thanks. Love Omnaka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antilles Posted December 25, 2011 #5 Share Posted December 25, 2011 funny, Thanks. Love Omnaka No, not funny. Just stupid. Another example of someone with too much time on their hands. Looking for money. In a toaster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoadMaster04 Posted December 25, 2011 #6 Share Posted December 25, 2011 Hay if it works don't be mad just cuz you arn't smart enough to think of it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d e v i c e Posted December 25, 2011 #7 Share Posted December 25, 2011 I wonder if you can adjust the settings - so the 'Jesus' isn't actually burned into the toast. I like my toast brown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angi chiesa Posted December 25, 2011 #8 Share Posted December 25, 2011 ! know that many people will think this is another money making fraud,when I write to the press that I have a piece of toast with the face of Jesus on it. Just making a fuzzy photo and I can retire gracefully. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
felines3 Posted December 25, 2011 #9 Share Posted December 25, 2011 Then someone can say Jesus Christ! You burned my toast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karlis Posted December 25, 2011 #10 Share Posted December 25, 2011 No, not funny. Just stupid. Another example of someone with too much time on their hands. Looking for money. In a toaster. I wish I had thought of the idea of programming a toaster to create an image on a slice of toast. It's a multi-million dollar idea. The thing is to use an inexpensive computer program within a toaster, to enable selection of a specific image one would like to be embedded in their slice of toast. Anyone who corners this niche market will become rich. Sadly, this idea imo can not be patented, so it will be manufacturers such as Kenwood et al who first up with their toaster in the supermarkets who will make the most profits. Sadly, nobody is likely to send me a cheque for this idea, Karlis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor_Strangelove Posted December 25, 2011 #11 Share Posted December 25, 2011 I wish I had thought of the idea of programming a toaster to create an image on a slice of toast. It's a multi-million dollar idea. The thing is to use an inexpensive computer program within a toaster, to enable selection of a specific image one would like to be embedded in their slice of toast. Anyone who corners this niche market will become rich. Sadly, this idea imo can not be patented, so it will be manufacturers such as Kenwood et al who first up with their toaster in the supermarkets who will make the most profits. Sadly, nobody is likely to send me a cheque for this idea, Karlis This has existed for a while, there's hundreds of toasters that give you different designs. It only surprises me that it took this long to make a Jesus toaster, I thought they made one ages ago. No, not funny. Just stupid. Another example of someone with too much time on their hands. Looking for money. In a toaster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alienated Being Posted December 25, 2011 #12 Share Posted December 25, 2011 They're ripping off the idea of burning the symbol of your favourite hockey team on to your slice of toast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor_Strangelove Posted December 25, 2011 #13 Share Posted December 25, 2011 They're ripping off the idea of burning the symbol of your favourite hockey team on to your slice of toast. That's okay, as much as I like the Canadiens, I'm pretty confident the son of God could beat them in a play off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alienated Being Posted December 25, 2011 #14 Share Posted December 25, 2011 (edited) That's okay, as much as I like the Canadiens, I'm pretty confident the son of God could beat them in a play off. I dunno about that... They've won the most Stanley cups out of all of the NHL teams. They're not doing as well as I'd like this season, so maybe you are right about Jesus being able to beat them. Edited December 25, 2011 by Alienated Being Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paracelse Posted December 25, 2011 #15 Share Posted December 25, 2011 (edited) I would like a toaster with Thor, but the hammer would fry the breakers each time I would use it. Edited December 25, 2011 by Paracelse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xYlvax Posted December 25, 2011 #16 Share Posted December 25, 2011 Nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xScorpinix Posted December 25, 2011 #17 Share Posted December 25, 2011 I'd like a toaster with Chuck Norris. Well, now that I think of it, I actually wouldn't be able to eat it. Because it's Chuck Norris. It's Chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sergeantflynn Posted December 25, 2011 #18 Share Posted December 25, 2011 I`ll be interested when they make toast that`s already buttered . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simple simon Posted December 26, 2011 #19 Share Posted December 26, 2011 These toasters have been available in China for some time. I know because I have one. Has all soughts of designs. Templates slip in and out. I was going to sell them to motels etc. Haven't got around to it and the image quality is not ideal yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Fluffs Posted December 26, 2011 #20 Share Posted December 26, 2011 That's amusing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d e v i c e Posted December 27, 2011 #21 Share Posted December 27, 2011 And if you break it, it will rise from the dead 3 days later. Hey presto! Fixed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swadwa Posted December 27, 2011 #22 Share Posted December 27, 2011 That has got to be the stupidest thing I have ever seen. For toasted minds as well I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsnotoutthere Posted December 27, 2011 #23 Share Posted December 27, 2011 but it's not as awesome as this :- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randym23 Posted December 27, 2011 #24 Share Posted December 27, 2011 I want one personalized to put MY FACE on the toast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiffSplitkins Posted December 27, 2011 #25 Share Posted December 27, 2011 This will make my mornings far more convenient, as I require at least one likeness of our lord and saviour to consume for every breakfast. I like my lords like I like my toast. Dark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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