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I'm breaking up with Alan because he thinks I am dead when I am not

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I am breaking up with him cuz he snores in bed. Like a hippo.

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I'm breaking up with WW because of her mad biscuit-serving chipmunk-thingy. Every conversation is constantly interrupted by the wild-eyed fiend flinging biscuits onto our laps ...... and as for the chipmunk .....

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Ouija attracts demons. I can't remember the last time I had a pee without some half-gargoyle half-goat thing staring at me!

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I am breaking up with Alan cuz he loves the apple more than me :cry:

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  • 4 weeks later...

I'm breaking up with WW because She keeps asking me who, I answer and she asks who again.

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I'm breaking up with WW because She keeps asking me who, I answer and she asks who again.

Im breaking up with Princess Tumbleweed because she said she was going to rock my world but it has mostly been Tumbleweeds rolling by.

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  • 3 weeks later...

I'm breaking up with THE MATRIX because our time together seemed like virtual reality. We just couldn't connect.

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I'm breaking up with Alan because it's no fun going out with someone who keeps getting lost down the back of the sofa :cry:

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I'm breaking up with Ouija Ouija because, she is so skinny, she can hang glide on a Dorito.

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I'm breaking up with Realm because his dog/wolf doesn't seem to like me at all. In fact everytime I come around it tries to bite me.

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I'm breaking up with you because I'm tired of hearing " its alright little one you'll understand when your older"

Your only a year older blue box.... phhhht

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I'm breaking up with acute alan, because he didn't give a proper reason why he broke up with Aus Der Box Skeptisch.

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I'm breaking up with you because I simply can't hold my breath long enough to be with a seahorse.

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I'm breaking up with you after I found out your last relationship you were in you lacked commitment.... and I don't think you'll ever change.

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Well I'm breaking up with you because you cant see I do change...though the moon cycle is responsible for when and how.

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That was another reason I broke it off with you... I couldn't get over your crazed attitude once a month.... and all that blood....

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im breaking up with Aus Der Box Skeptisch because I have to copy paste his name every time i say it.

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I'm breaking up with Princess Tumbleweed because we both have the same Mark Twain quote.

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