+ouija ouija Posted January 24, 2012 Author #51 Share Posted January 24, 2012 (edited) I'm breaking up with you 'cos you butted in too fast ..... while I was still thinking up something witty to say about Helen's foundation garments being 'put to the test'! Edited January 24, 2012 by ouija ouija Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ealdwita Posted January 24, 2012 #52 Share Posted January 24, 2012 I'm breaking up with you because you want to add to the problems of a poor woman who's got enough on her plate with that head! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jester Harlot Posted January 25, 2012 #53 Share Posted January 25, 2012 I'm breaking up with you because you've got more stars then me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Of Shadows Posted January 25, 2012 #54 Share Posted January 25, 2012 am breaking up with you coz your signmature image is so bright Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jester Harlot Posted January 25, 2012 #55 Share Posted January 25, 2012 I'm breaking up with you because you have no signature picture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grendals_bane Posted January 25, 2012 #56 Share Posted January 25, 2012 I am breaking up with you because you are the mistress of some guy called Shades and I just can't stand the rejection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Of Shadows Posted January 25, 2012 #57 Share Posted January 25, 2012 breaking up with you because you don't know of something called cheating .. it's sweet it's harmless and it's free commitment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted January 25, 2012 #58 Share Posted January 25, 2012 I’m breaking you up for advertising cheating. Then I’m going to break up with you because I’m interested in unbroken toys only. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Of Shadows Posted January 25, 2012 #59 Share Posted January 25, 2012 i doublt breakup ? that hurts my feelings so deeply " in case i had ones " therefor am breaking up with you for being so cruel and cold ... ohh my i hope i don't have nightmares about this .. toys ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted January 25, 2012 Author #60 Share Posted January 25, 2012 I'm breaking up with you because, although I can't see it very clearly, your avatar seems to contain a secret assignation with someone who isn't me ..... pack your bags! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Of Shadows Posted January 25, 2012 #61 Share Posted January 25, 2012 hey me and her just friends ! you know you're the only one you just imagining things therefore i can't go on with you like this am breaking up with you coz you starting to see things that aren't there last time you told me there was a sun in the sky at noon .. that's just too much ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jester Harlot Posted January 26, 2012 #62 Share Posted January 26, 2012 I'm breaking up with you because I thought I did that all ready! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Of Shadows Posted January 26, 2012 #63 Share Posted January 26, 2012 am breaking up with you for excessive cruelity how many times you're gonna keep breaking my black little heart ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted January 26, 2012 #64 Share Posted January 26, 2012 I’m breaking up with you because of your little heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted January 26, 2012 #65 Share Posted January 26, 2012 She keeps on putting the toilet seat down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ealdwita Posted January 26, 2012 #66 Share Posted January 26, 2012 ...on the back of my head while I'm trying to put toilet water behind my ears! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grendals_bane Posted January 26, 2012 #67 Share Posted January 26, 2012 For not shaving off that darn beard, it itches when we snuggle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted January 26, 2012 #68 Share Posted January 26, 2012 (edited) ...on the back of my head while I'm trying to put toilet water behind my ears! Edited January 26, 2012 by acute alan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted January 26, 2012 #69 Share Posted January 26, 2012 (edited) He's too needy. He needed all my money! Edited January 26, 2012 by acute alan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Of Shadows Posted January 26, 2012 #70 Share Posted January 26, 2012 too stingy .. never gives any money and raise weird pets in our house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jester Harlot Posted January 27, 2012 #71 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Breaking up with you because your sorrow gives me strength. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Of Shadows Posted January 27, 2012 #72 Share Posted January 27, 2012 am breaking up with coz you take joy of my suffering .. well not that it's a bad thing anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ealdwita Posted January 27, 2012 #73 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Do you really have to ask? Just look who it is! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Initializing... Posted January 28, 2012 #74 Share Posted January 28, 2012 Do you really have to ask? Just look who it is! Using the cheese grater to scrape the dead skin off your feet and listening to Bulgarian ethno-jazz trip-hop while we're getting it on. I'm over you already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
my_psychosis Posted January 28, 2012 #75 Share Posted January 28, 2012 Using the cheese grater to scrape the dead skin off your feet and listening to Bulgarian ethno-jazz trip-hop while we're getting it on. I'm over you already. I'm breaking up with you because you always get upset when I watch the Alien Movies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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