.ZZ. Posted February 5, 2017 #726 Share Posted February 5, 2017 (edited) Oh really now? Well la-tee-da! (Breaking up lol) Edited February 5, 2017 by .ZZ. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
back to earth Posted February 5, 2017 #727 Share Posted February 5, 2017 Say woman on tv last night, she broke up with guy because ... of the way he fell down his front stairs . 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire. Posted February 6, 2017 #728 Share Posted February 6, 2017 Am so getting rid of you... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.ZZ. Posted February 6, 2017 #729 Share Posted February 6, 2017 Ok, that's it. I'm "breaking up" with you See what I did there? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galactic Goatman Posted February 7, 2017 #730 Share Posted February 7, 2017 (edited) I am breaking up with you because of your incessive use of past pronouns! Edited February 7, 2017 by AustinHinton 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire. Posted February 7, 2017 #731 Share Posted February 7, 2017 I'd love to 'dispose' of you Austin, but ... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.ZZ. Posted February 7, 2017 #732 Share Posted February 7, 2017 I'm going to part ways with you Claire, right after you get taken to jail! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkenpath25 Posted February 9, 2017 #733 Share Posted February 9, 2017 I'm breaking up with grendals_bane because I don't date men or procrastinator's 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted February 14, 2017 #734 Share Posted February 14, 2017 Its game over because you believe that sneezing assists the Green House Effect. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire. Posted February 15, 2017 #735 Share Posted February 15, 2017 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted February 15, 2017 #736 Share Posted February 15, 2017 Well even though your certainly a looker, chicken, your obsession with this chap is becoming a problem. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted February 15, 2017 #737 Share Posted February 15, 2017 I'm breaking up with you because all you want to do is go to kids' toy shops and play with their stuff! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire. Posted February 16, 2017 #738 Share Posted February 16, 2017 Breaking up with you because seriously TC you're so stiff.. you really gotta loosen up. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.ZZ. Posted February 16, 2017 #739 Share Posted February 16, 2017 Breaking up with you Claire because you didn't want to get up this morning! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire. Posted February 16, 2017 #740 Share Posted February 16, 2017 That's fine with me. From now on, you can sleep on the floor! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted February 16, 2017 #741 Share Posted February 16, 2017 I'm breaking up with you for being so selfish, now get out of my bed!! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galactic Goatman Posted February 16, 2017 #742 Share Posted February 16, 2017 I am breaking up with you because of your incessant need to make me watch romcoms with you! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire. Posted February 17, 2017 #743 Share Posted February 17, 2017 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkenpath25 Posted February 17, 2017 #744 Share Posted February 17, 2017 I'm breaking up with you because you love to smell your own farts 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWoo7 Posted February 17, 2017 #745 Share Posted February 17, 2017 (edited) What ever , .... that's right , whatEVER BLOWS YOUR DRESS UP, *ehem* or Jockeys! ... breaking up for farting in front of the baby. Edited February 17, 2017 by MWoo7 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted February 17, 2017 #746 Share Posted February 17, 2017 I am breaking up with you because of your obsessive collecting of Star Trek memorabilia. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire. Posted February 17, 2017 #747 Share Posted February 17, 2017 Getting real tired of you showing off your precision parking skills... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted February 17, 2017 #748 Share Posted February 17, 2017 (extra 'like') 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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