Helen of Annoy Posted January 28, 2012 #76 Share Posted January 28, 2012 I’m breaking up with you because it was supposed to be our psychosis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jester Harlot Posted January 28, 2012 #77 Share Posted January 28, 2012 I'm breaking up with you because even though your sig is inspiring, I have to stop and think to remember what it says. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ealdwita Posted January 28, 2012 #78 Share Posted January 28, 2012 I'm breaking up with you because you have the memory span of a goldfish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted January 28, 2012 Author #79 Share Posted January 28, 2012 I'm breaking up with you because you live your life in monochrome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ealdwita Posted January 29, 2012 #80 Share Posted January 29, 2012 I'm breaking up with you because all that green just goes to show how jealous you are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Waters Posted February 4, 2012 #81 Share Posted February 4, 2012 I'm breaking up with you because you look grumpy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ealdwita Posted February 4, 2012 #82 Share Posted February 4, 2012 I'm breaking up with you because your avatar is probably a pregnant male! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Waters Posted February 4, 2012 #83 Share Posted February 4, 2012 Oh In that case, I'm breaking up with you for implying my avatar has had a sex change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted February 5, 2012 #84 Share Posted February 5, 2012 She keeps trying to have gay sex with me! What's THAT all about?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Of Shadows Posted February 5, 2012 #85 Share Posted February 5, 2012 breaking up because he's trying to breed new unstable species Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ealdwita Posted February 7, 2012 #86 Share Posted February 7, 2012 I'm breaking up with everybody on here who doesn't know the reproductive system of the genus Hippocampus! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted February 7, 2012 Author #87 Share Posted February 7, 2012 I am breaking up with you because you spend waaaay too much time thinking about the sex life of seahorses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted February 9, 2012 #88 Share Posted February 9, 2012 She kept on asking me if I was into a threesome with the apple. ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jester Harlot Posted February 9, 2012 #89 Share Posted February 9, 2012 I'm breaking up with you because you aren't into a threesome with an apple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted February 29, 2012 #90 Share Posted February 29, 2012 We like different things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted February 29, 2012 Author #91 Share Posted February 29, 2012 He refuses to use wrinkle-cream ...... look at that forehead!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockabyeBillie Posted February 29, 2012 #92 Share Posted February 29, 2012 Haha! This is hilarious... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldorado Posted February 29, 2012 #93 Share Posted February 29, 2012 We've been drifting apart ever since we got the water bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockabyeBillie Posted February 29, 2012 #94 Share Posted February 29, 2012 I'm breaking up with you because my cats would pop your waterbed anyway! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jester Harlot Posted March 1, 2012 #95 Share Posted March 1, 2012 I'm breaking up with Rockie because he left me for Adrian! ;_; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockabyeBillie Posted March 1, 2012 #96 Share Posted March 1, 2012 I'm breaking up with Mistress of Shadows because she thinks I'm a dude! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jester Harlot Posted March 1, 2012 #97 Share Posted March 1, 2012 I'm breaking up with Rockie because she is pointing out my failure to look at a person's gender. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldorado Posted March 1, 2012 #98 Share Posted March 1, 2012 Tis over cos every time I see those teeth I need to cross my legs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jester Harlot Posted March 1, 2012 #99 Share Posted March 1, 2012 Breaking up with El because he has no sense of adventure. *Snaps teeth.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordless Wanderer Posted March 19, 2012 #100 Share Posted March 19, 2012 I am breaking up with Mistress cuz she's always dressing me up in these really tight corsets! I can't breathe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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