acute Posted March 19, 2012 #101 Share Posted March 19, 2012 I am breaking up with WW because she's not breathing, and I'm not into **********. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordless Wanderer Posted March 19, 2012 #102 Share Posted March 19, 2012 I'm breaking up with Alan because he thinks I am dead when I am not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted March 19, 2012 #103 Share Posted March 19, 2012 I am breaking up with her, bcuz she won't let me cut that bobble off her hat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordless Wanderer Posted March 19, 2012 #104 Share Posted March 19, 2012 I am breaking up with him cuz he snores in bed. Like a hippo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted March 19, 2012 #105 Share Posted March 19, 2012 I am breaking up with WW bcuz she hoots in bed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordless Wanderer Posted March 19, 2012 #106 Share Posted March 19, 2012 Alan bites my beak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted March 19, 2012 Author #107 Share Posted March 19, 2012 I'm breaking up with WW because of her mad biscuit-serving chipmunk-thingy. Every conversation is constantly interrupted by the wild-eyed fiend flinging biscuits onto our laps ...... and as for the chipmunk ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted March 19, 2012 #108 Share Posted March 19, 2012 Ouija attracts demons. I can't remember the last time I had a pee without some half-gargoyle half-goat thing staring at me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordless Wanderer Posted March 21, 2012 #109 Share Posted March 21, 2012 I am breaking up with Alan cuz he loves the apple more than me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Tumbleweed Posted April 16, 2012 #110 Share Posted April 16, 2012 I'm breaking up with WW because She keeps asking me who, I answer and she asks who again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE MATRIX Posted April 18, 2012 #111 Share Posted April 18, 2012 I'm breaking up with WW because She keeps asking me who, I answer and she asks who again. Im breaking up with Princess Tumbleweed because she said she was going to rock my world but it has mostly been Tumbleweeds rolling by. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiloh17 Posted May 3, 2012 #112 Share Posted May 3, 2012 I'm breaking up with THE MATRIX because our time together seemed like virtual reality. We just couldn't connect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted May 3, 2012 #113 Share Posted May 3, 2012 I prefer epochs to realms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted May 4, 2012 Author #114 Share Posted May 4, 2012 I'm breaking up with Alan because it's no fun going out with someone who keeps getting lost down the back of the sofa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiloh17 Posted May 5, 2012 #115 Share Posted May 5, 2012 I'm breaking up with Ouija Ouija because, she is so skinny, she can hang glide on a Dorito. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Box Posted May 5, 2012 #116 Share Posted May 5, 2012 I'm breaking up with Realm because his dog/wolf doesn't seem to like me at all. In fact everytime I come around it tries to bite me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aus Der Box Skeptisch Posted May 5, 2012 #117 Share Posted May 5, 2012 (edited) I'm breaking up with you because I'm tired of hearing " its alright little one you'll understand when your older" Your only a year older blue box.... phhhht Edited May 5, 2012 by Aus Der Box Skeptisch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted May 5, 2012 #118 Share Posted May 5, 2012 I'm just breaking up with him eh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Waters Posted May 6, 2012 #119 Share Posted May 6, 2012 (IP: Staff) · I'm breaking up with acute alan, because he didn't give a proper reason why he broke up with Aus Der Box Skeptisch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolvenblood Posted May 9, 2012 #120 Share Posted May 9, 2012 I'm breaking up with you because I simply can't hold my breath long enough to be with a seahorse. 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aus Der Box Skeptisch Posted May 9, 2012 #121 Share Posted May 9, 2012 I'm breaking up with you after I found out your last relationship you were in you lacked commitment.... and I don't think you'll ever change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolvenblood Posted May 9, 2012 #122 Share Posted May 9, 2012 Well I'm breaking up with you because you cant see I do change...though the moon cycle is responsible for when and how. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aus Der Box Skeptisch Posted May 9, 2012 #123 Share Posted May 9, 2012 That was another reason I broke it off with you... I couldn't get over your crazed attitude once a month.... and all that blood.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Tumbleweed Posted May 12, 2012 #124 Share Posted May 12, 2012 im breaking up with Aus Der Box Skeptisch because I have to copy paste his name every time i say it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Waters Posted May 12, 2012 #125 Share Posted May 12, 2012 (IP: Staff) · I'm breaking up with Princess Tumbleweed because we both have the same Mark Twain quote. 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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