Knight Of Shadows Posted May 12, 2012 #126 Share Posted May 12, 2012 am breakin up with her coz she's a mod and always let her job comes between us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Sensual_One Posted May 13, 2012 #127 Share Posted May 13, 2012 am breakin up with her coz she's a mod and always let her job comes between us I am breaking up with Knight because he never wrote me a poem. YOU NEVER CARED! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Tumbleweed Posted May 13, 2012 #128 Share Posted May 13, 2012 I'M BREAKING UP WITH FEELINGS BECAUSE SHE ALWAYS HAS LARGE FONT AND SHE DIDN'T ASK ME WHY I STARTED TYPING IN ALL CAPS....THERE IS A REASON FOR MY ALL CAPS AND I WILL CONTINUE TO YELL ALL MY WORDS UNTIL HELEN RETURNS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lcvec Posted May 13, 2012 #129 Share Posted May 13, 2012 I'm brea.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the1truebat Posted May 14, 2012 #130 Share Posted May 14, 2012 I'm breaking up with Lcvec because as you can see from the above post, there is just no follow through from that man. Never finishes anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Tumbleweed Posted May 14, 2012 #131 Share Posted May 14, 2012 I'm breaking up with Bat because he broke up with Lcvec and I didn't know they were dating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the1truebat Posted May 14, 2012 #132 Share Posted May 14, 2012 I'm breaking up with the Princess because the crazy broad keeps trying to get me to some altar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Tumbleweed Posted May 14, 2012 #133 Share Posted May 14, 2012 I'm breaking up with Bat because he refuses to wear the ball and chain I got him for the engagement Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the1truebat Posted May 14, 2012 #134 Share Posted May 14, 2012 I'm breaking up with The Princess because I said silver, not white gold. If I have to wear it then it has to be nice, not gaudy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aus Der Box Skeptisch Posted May 15, 2012 #135 Share Posted May 15, 2012 I'm breaking it off with bat because How shallow I felt it was to break it off with princess due to the wrong metal. She makes an effort bat. She even takes the time to copy and paste My name. I shoulld have appreciated her more when we were together... and then you just throw her away... that's right its over bat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted May 15, 2012 #136 Share Posted May 15, 2012 I'm breaking up with Aus Der Box Skeptisch because he just doesn't float my U-boat anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted May 15, 2012 Author #137 Share Posted May 15, 2012 PFFT!! Who wants to go out with someone who has a U-BOAT! (Why wasn't this mentioned earlier, Alan?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Tumbleweed Posted May 16, 2012 #138 Share Posted May 16, 2012 I'm breaking up with ouija ouija because I have to repeat her name every time I say it. ouija ouija - ouija ouija - ouija ouija - ouija ouija ouija ouija - ouija ouija - ouija ouija - ouija ouija ouija ouija - ouija ouija - ouija ouija - ouija ouija ouija ouija - ouija ouija - ouija ouija - ouija ouija ouija ouija - ouija ouija - ouija ouija - ouija ouija ouija ouija - ouija ouija - ouija ouija - ouija ouija ouija ouija - ouija ouija - ouija ouija - ouija ouija ouija ouija - ouija ouija - ouija ouija - ouija ouija ouija ouija - ouija ouija - ouija ouija - ouija ouija ouija ouija - ouija ouija - ouija ouija - ouija ouija ouija ouija - ouija ouija - ouija ouija - ouija ouija Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Of Shadows Posted May 16, 2012 #139 Share Posted May 16, 2012 ahhh she talk too loud makes my ears ringing ! and she keeps nagging .. Alot ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Shadows Posted May 16, 2012 #140 Share Posted May 16, 2012 ^ Because you're the worst jar-opener ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted May 16, 2012 #141 Share Posted May 16, 2012 PFFT!! Who wants to go out with someone who has a U-BOAT! (Why wasn't this mentioned earlier, Alan?) Look.... You do your thing, and I'll do mine. Nothing I do now is any concern of yours. We broke up on page 8, remember? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted May 16, 2012 #142 Share Posted May 16, 2012 ^ Because you're the worst jar-opener ever. She leaves the toilet seat up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Shadows Posted May 16, 2012 #143 Share Posted May 16, 2012 ^He thinks I'm a man...or a dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Of Shadows Posted May 18, 2012 #144 Share Posted May 18, 2012 she's just too good for me .. way too good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the1truebat Posted May 18, 2012 #145 Share Posted May 18, 2012 And you aren't good enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aus Der Box Skeptisch Posted May 18, 2012 #146 Share Posted May 18, 2012 I went back but ill never get used to hanging upside down in a cave... I'm sorry... ill miss you.... I must leave you again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted May 18, 2012 Author #147 Share Posted May 18, 2012 I'm breaking up with ADBS because he ALWAYS leaves his front door open(as you can see there's actually an 'open' sign on it!). Any time of the day or night, random strangers just wander in off the street ....... I can never relax when I'm there because of this. He doesn't make me feel special; I just feel like 'one-of-the-crowd' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted May 18, 2012 #148 Share Posted May 18, 2012 (edited) I'm breaking up with Ouija Ouija (and I mean it this time!) because of the incessant nagging and moaning. She should call herself Winja Winja. Edited May 18, 2012 by acute alan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted May 18, 2012 Author #149 Share Posted May 18, 2012 Well that's a little harsh! But after seeing the nood pic you sent me I am going to try to win you back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lcvec Posted May 18, 2012 #150 Share Posted May 18, 2012 ^ She makes me iron all the clothes, do the dishes and clean the house while she's sitting there watching football, drinking beer and swearing at the TV so yes, I'm breaking up with her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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