Miss Shadows Posted May 19, 2012 #151 Share Posted May 19, 2012 ^He stole my symbol thing! And he never watches football with me either All whine, no cheese I say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lcvec Posted May 19, 2012 #152 Share Posted May 19, 2012 She can't cook! Also, she's obsessed with football (just look at her ). She calls her crazy friends when I'm not around and plays football with them in the living room, when I get home everything is broken, the neighbours are complaining and she says it's not her fault. I'm done with the crazyness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted May 19, 2012 #153 Share Posted May 19, 2012 He thinks he's psychic, and pre-empts everything I'm not about to say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lcvec Posted May 19, 2012 #154 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Won't let me listen to pop music at full volume, specially at night when it's the most fun. Tried to get him to the Jerry Springer Show so we could solve our issues like grown men but he won't do that either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Shadows Posted May 19, 2012 #155 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Won't let me listen to pop music at full volume, specially at night when it's the most fun. Tried to get him to the Jerry Springer Show so we could solve our issues like grown men but he won't do that either. ^His Jerry Springer remark made me laugh, and now an unhappy kitty is enthusiastically walking around on my chest, trying to find "just the spot" to fall asleep on again for endless hours. You shouldn't disturb him, his life is already so hard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lcvec Posted May 19, 2012 #156 Share Posted May 19, 2012 She's responsible for most of my health problems, as I only get to sleep on the couch and eat the cheapest food available. She says she needs time with her cat and that she's thinking of getting 10 more so they can be one big, weird family. After that, my incredible need for attention made me bribe her boss to send her away for a few days , and when she came back, there it was. A new, clean garage right where her bedroom was. Then she caught me off guard while I was taking a shower and threatened me with a clothing iron. I cannot forgive her for making me break into the neighbours house naked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Shadows Posted May 19, 2012 #157 Share Posted May 19, 2012 She's responsible for most of my health problems, as I only get to sleep on the couch and eat the cheapest food available. She says she needs time with her cat and that she's thinking of getting 10 more so they can be one big, weird family. After that, my incredible need for attention made me bribe her boss to send her away for a few days , and when she came back, there it was. A new, clean garage right where her bedroom was. Then she caught me off guard while I was taking a shower and threatened me with a clothing iron. I cannot forgive her for making me break into the neighbours house naked. Well someone has to Love those cats! Was it their fault they were born to a father who stays out all night chasing mice? And now you go breaking into the neighbor's house naked! What kind of example are you setting for them?! And don't even act like what you eat and where you sleep is my fault! Maybe if you cleaned yourself up a bit I'd buy you something nice every once in a while! My mother was right about you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lcvec Posted May 19, 2012 #158 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Of course everything is always my fault, do I even need to give a reason why I want to end this painful excuse for a relationship? I can see that people are afraid of you when you're walking on the street! Oh and don't even get me started on your mother Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Shadows Posted May 19, 2012 #159 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Of course everything is always my fault, do I even need to give a reason why I want to end this painful excuse for a relationship? I can see that people are afraid of you when you're walking on the street! Oh and don't even get me started on your mother You never Loved me at all, did you? You never take any accountability, I'm always the one who has to take care of the kittens! And if people are afraid, it's not my fault, they act like they've never seen a woman walking around with 10 leashed pet-lions! My mother? What's wrong with my mother? Yesterday when you were mopping the floor I came in and asked why you hadn't told me your mother was coming over for lunch, and you acted like I'd said something wrong! You treat her horribly too, you know, she's had that same, filthy moppish-hair for months! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lcvec Posted May 19, 2012 #160 Share Posted May 19, 2012 See?? It's always about you and cats, cats and more CATS!! You're a danger for everyone, I'm here complaining but maybe I should be grateful that after all this time, you still haven't set the house on fire....and I did tell you my mother was coming, but you probably understood it as "Hey your cats are lonely, go pet them" How could I possibly treat anyone horribly if all I do is mop the floor because occasionally I have to sleep on it too, while you sit on the couch with the damn cats watching football?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Shadows Posted May 19, 2012 #161 Share Posted May 19, 2012 (edited) See?? It's always about you and cats, cats and more CATS!! You're a danger for everyone, I'm here complaining but maybe I should be grateful that after all this time, you still haven't set the house on fire....and I did tell you my mother was coming, but you probably understood it as "Hey your cats are lonely, go pet them" How could I possibly treat anyone horribly if all I do is mop the floor because occasionally I have to sleep on it too, while you sit on the couch with the damn cats watching football?! Hey, this is getting to be a pretty good run Well I need to find Love from somewhere, and it's never come from you! You always yell me at me, and you just don't appreciate me, or my cats for that matter! You never have time for me because you work too much with all that mopping (See http://www.unexplain...0 for reference)! Well, maybe I didn't want to hear about your mother! She's such a cold woman, and she's getting really thin these days, she needs to do something new with her wooden handle every now and then! No one said you had to sleep on the floor! Go build yourself a doghouse in the backyard and make yourself at home; I'd let you sit on the couch, but there's just no room with the 11-Uh, I mean, 10 cats. See? You're the one with the problem here, you just don't understand my passion! Edited May 19, 2012 by ScreamingSarcasm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lcvec Posted May 20, 2012 #162 Share Posted May 20, 2012 How can I appreciate someone who can't understand what I'm saying if I'm not yelling?! At least your cats stare at me with what seems to be curiosity in their eyes when I try to talk to them. You, the closest thing to describing your reaction in a conversation with me would be a panicking dinosaur trying to catch a fly that hides behind every piece of furniture or whatever is light enough for you to lift and throw at me. How can you say anything about my mother?? She always support you when I go to her to complain about you, this just goes to show that you don't even know what the hell you're talking about! Yea right, a doghouse...it might be more comfortable until you decide that there's enough room in there for me and another 5 cats. It's not about understanding anyone's passion! It's about living with a mentally unstable, cat-loving vegetable-throwing machine without going insane! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Shadows Posted May 20, 2012 #163 Share Posted May 20, 2012 How can I appreciate someone who can't understand what I'm saying if I'm not yelling?! At least your cats stare at me with what seems to be curiosity in their eyes when I try to talk to them. You, the closest thing to describing your reaction in a conversation with me would be a panicking dinosaur trying to catch a fly that hides behind every piece of furniture or whatever is light enough for you to lift and throw at me. How can you say anything about my mother?? She always support you when I go to her to complain about you, this just goes to show that you don't even know what the hell you're talking about! Yea right, a doghouse...it might be more comfortable until you decide that there's enough room in there for me and another 5 cats. It's not about understanding anyone's passion! It's about living with a mentally unstable, cat-loving vegetable-throwing machine without going insane! Well excuse me for living a colorful life! At least I stay in shape, even sitting on the couch watching football all day, because I eat vegetables! You think I'm nuts? Our neighbor doesn't think so. That's right, all those nights I told you was going to my Tuesday Yoga class, even though it was Thursday, I was with the neighbor, playing with his...cats. It is about appreciation. I for one would like to be Loved no matter what, but with you I can't be Loved no matter what I do! I think you're going to have to be the one who moves out; I can't stay with my mother while we do our Couples with Cats counseling, because quite frankly there's just no room there either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Tumbleweed Posted May 20, 2012 #164 Share Posted May 20, 2012 I'm breaking up with Screaming Sarcasm because I'm allergic to cats and I don't like it when people collect things especially if they collect cats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lcvec Posted May 20, 2012 #165 Share Posted May 20, 2012 (edited) I'm breaking up with Tumbleweed because....I can't break up with you! Even you hate her damn cats Just kidding about not breaking up with you though, you said you wouldn't give me any lottery money, I believe that reason is more than good enough for me to kick you out of the house. Screaming Sarcasm - Are you calling me fat?!?! Edited May 20, 2012 by Lcvec Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Tumbleweed Posted May 21, 2012 #166 Share Posted May 21, 2012 I'm breaking up with Lcvec because he thinks my ego is bigger than his and he thinks my jokes are weird plus I think he just wants me for my lottery money!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lcvec Posted May 21, 2012 #167 Share Posted May 21, 2012 I'm breaking up with you exactly because you want everything only for yourself! Also, your jokes aren't weird, you are! Why the hell do I keep typing you're instead of your today? Never happened before, it's annoying. It's your fault, you're making me mad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted May 21, 2012 #168 Share Posted May 21, 2012 (edited) For talking in single-syllable caveman grunts. Edited May 21, 2012 by acute alan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Tumbleweed Posted May 21, 2012 #169 Share Posted May 21, 2012 For talking in single-syllable caveman grunts. LOL I'm breaking up with acute alan because he makes me laugh so hard I pee my pants and I don't want to have to wear diapers every time I'm around him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted May 21, 2012 #170 Share Posted May 21, 2012 I'm breaking up with Princess Tumbleweed because she gives me a nice warm feeling, but it's usually her pee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lcvec Posted May 21, 2012 #171 Share Posted May 21, 2012 Says he can't understand me and never puts the rock door back in place, he says something about it being too heavy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted May 22, 2012 #172 Share Posted May 22, 2012 He's keeps clubbing women over the head and dragging them back to our cave! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Tumbleweed Posted May 23, 2012 #173 Share Posted May 23, 2012 I'm breaking up with alen because he stabs me with his quills and keeps the heat on even in the summer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted May 23, 2012 Author #174 Share Posted May 23, 2012 I'm breaking up with Tumbleweed because I am sick, sick, SICK of picking twigs up off the carpet, pulling twigs out of my clothes; and don't talk to me about autumn, then it's twigs AND leaves everywhere. (Why can't people tidy up after themselves?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted May 23, 2012 #175 Share Posted May 23, 2012 I'm breaking up with ouija ouija because I can't pee in the sink, scratch myself, or leave twigs and leaves around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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