Ealdwita Posted January 27, 2012 #26 Share Posted January 27, 2012 I'd pull one of those wings off and beat her to death with the soggy end! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biff Wellington Posted January 27, 2012 #27 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Tie you beard to my bumper... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ealdwita Posted January 27, 2012 #28 Share Posted January 27, 2012 9mm hollow-point round - straight through the eye! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Initializing... Posted January 28, 2012 #29 Share Posted January 28, 2012 9mm hollow-point round - straight through the eye! Gradually. With good old fashioned Thallium. I'll pop the kettle on now, shall I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ealdwita Posted January 28, 2012 #30 Share Posted January 28, 2012 A hard thrust to the throat with a langseax! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted January 30, 2012 Author #31 Share Posted January 30, 2012 Stab, twist, repeat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ealdwita Posted January 30, 2012 #32 Share Posted January 30, 2012 Slice, boil and cover with custard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chronii Posted January 30, 2012 #33 Share Posted January 30, 2012 This thread is disturbing. I wouldn't kill any of you, I would force you to listen to a lecture about how violence doesn't solve anything and only leads to more violence. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted January 30, 2012 Author #34 Share Posted January 30, 2012 This thread is disturbing. I wouldn't kill any of you, I would force you to listen to a lecture about how violence doesn't solve anything and only leads to more violence. Nonsense! It's just a bit of light-hearted homicide! I would kill you by cutting you, but forgetting to paste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ealdwita Posted January 30, 2012 #35 Share Posted January 30, 2012 (edited) This thread is disturbing. I wouldn't kill any of you, I would force you to listen to a lecture about how violence doesn't solve anything and only leads to more violence. No! Please be merciful - kill me! Actually - two birds with one stone - I'd rename you 'Chronic', then 'acute' alan and you can argue yourselves to death about which condition is the most unpleasant! Edited January 30, 2012 by ealdwita Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted January 30, 2012 #36 Share Posted January 30, 2012 I'd toss iPod off the cliff and watch you trying to beat each other in free fall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ealdwita Posted January 30, 2012 #37 Share Posted January 30, 2012 I'd toss iPod off the cliff and watch you trying to beat each other in free fall. iPod? I couldn't be bothered to pick one of those damned things off the floor! I'm gonna feed laxatives to your hatopus! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted January 30, 2012 #38 Share Posted January 30, 2012 I’d put old mobile phone next to your pacemaker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ealdwita Posted January 30, 2012 #39 Share Posted January 30, 2012 I’d put old mobile phone next to your pacemaker. The we could have a proper heart to heart conversation. (Before I beat you over the head with a wet haddock!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted January 30, 2012 #40 Share Posted January 30, 2012 Eww... I know it sounds strange coming from someone with a hatopus on their head but still... eww. Slip on fish market slippery floor and I’ll be there to break your neck with one, merciful move. I hate suffering. It has to be quick and as painless as possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orangepeaceful79 Posted February 2, 2012 #41 Share Posted February 2, 2012 Eww... I know it sounds strange coming from someone with a hatopus on their head but still... eww. Slip on fish market slippery floor and I’ll be there to break your neck with one, merciful move. I hate suffering. It has to be quick and as painless as possible. I'd bludgeon you to death with this freeze dried eel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ealdwita Posted February 2, 2012 #42 Share Posted February 2, 2012 How would I kill him? With the greatest of pleasure! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rashore Posted February 2, 2012 #43 Share Posted February 2, 2012 I kill you with poison mushrooms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ealdwita Posted February 2, 2012 #44 Share Posted February 2, 2012 I'd pour diesel fuel on the surface of your pond. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rashore Posted February 2, 2012 #45 Share Posted February 2, 2012 I'd pour diesel fuel on the surface of your pond. Awww, poor swans and muskrats I garrotte you with a piano wire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted February 4, 2012 Author #46 Share Posted February 4, 2012 Liquid nitrogen enema. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted February 5, 2012 #47 Share Posted February 5, 2012 And the Hannibal for the most perverted sadistic murderer goes to... acute alan! I’d wake you up in the dead of night, while holding a mirror right in front of your face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beckys_Mom Posted February 5, 2012 #48 Share Posted February 5, 2012 (edited) I would get you drunk, put you into a car, drive it towards a lake, put the break off, let it roll into the lake with a Justin Bieber CD playing in the car, so the police will think it was a suicide !! I'd get off scot free lol Edited February 5, 2012 by Beckys_Mom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSS Posted February 5, 2012 #49 Share Posted February 5, 2012 (edited) I'd make you a test pilot for my new adventure sport - Indoor Hang-gliding. Edited February 5, 2012 by The Sky Scanner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beckys_Mom Posted February 5, 2012 #50 Share Posted February 5, 2012 I'd bake you a great big chocolate cake, and put mostly chocolate laxatives in it...So, you will poop yourself non stop and most likely die of dehydration ...And tell the police there was something in the cake that didn't agree with you lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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