Englishgent Posted February 4, 2012 #26 Share Posted February 4, 2012 You are in good form ! Probably more a case of ancient history nowadays, but I've been wrong before in thinking I was beyond falling for anyone again....however via a keyboard seems even less probable. God, I feel so sad for those lonely souls who get scammed by internet fraudsters who take their money and their expectations of companionship in a double whammy of heartlessness. Even if she is an African princess? lol Anyway, as far as UM crushes are concerned I am saying nothing till my lawyer gets here 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beckys_Mom Posted February 4, 2012 #27 Share Posted February 4, 2012 And Beckys Mom too! We are waiting for the other kind of juicy details, you know Ohh don't go there ,it came to a juicy but sticky ending.. A mess... never again lol I now buy pure orange out of a carton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted February 4, 2012 #28 Share Posted February 4, 2012 Ohh don't go there ,it came to a juicy but sticky ending.. A mess... never again lol I now buy pure orange out of a carton Prude! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beckys_Mom Posted February 4, 2012 #29 Share Posted February 4, 2012 (edited) Prude! Ha ha I know how it sounds lol But orange juice and some other fruit juices do make my hands feel sticky, I always rush to wash them after making a fruit cocktail or salad Edited February 4, 2012 by Beckys_Mom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Silver Thong Posted February 4, 2012 #30 Share Posted February 4, 2012 You mean there were others?! You cheating, lying... I was this close - *this* close – to ship myself to Canada in one of those “do not tumble” boxes and now you tell me “all the best”? I’m kidding, of course, but it was fun to scare people with pushy East European mail bride routine Hmmm mail order bride plus a lawyer, I would need a second job lol but tempting This was and is the only chat forum I have really joined. It`s easy to get chatty to the point you know someone better then you expected to. Besides whats wrong with pushy eastern European chicks, there is no commision on this site I`ll even through in some bubble wrap lol Helen you always make me smile. What did that other fellow say, Hotopuss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted February 4, 2012 #31 Share Posted February 4, 2012 Hmmm mail order bride plus a lawyer, I would need a second job lol but tempting This was and is the only chat forum I have really joined. It`s easy to get chatty to the point you know someone better then you expected to. Besides whats wrong with pushy eastern European chicks, there is no commision on this site I`ll even through in some bubble wrap lol Helen you always make me smile. What did that other fellow say, Hotopuss Yeah, Hotopus! Not the all-seeing toilet seat fascists with hound dog sense of smell like some call me when they want to start the fight. Kidding. I don’t care if toilet seat was left up or down. Aren’t you sorry now you didn’t collect that package? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Silver Thong Posted February 4, 2012 #32 Share Posted February 4, 2012 Yeah, Hotopus! Not the all-seeing toilet seat fascists with hound dog sense of smell like some call me when they want to start the fight. Kidding. I don’t care if toilet seat was left up or down. Aren’t you sorry now you didn’t collect that package? Hey now, there are times I wish I left the seat down, that porcelain is damn cold. I never got the slip in the mail I had a package (don`t go there) at the post office. I`m sorry, Canadian immigration is a real bitcch. You might have had some contraband on ya, oh wait this is Canada never mind. Going to check my mail now, fingers crossed.............. crap Nigeria has fooled me yet again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biff Wellington Posted February 4, 2012 #33 Share Posted February 4, 2012 Hey now, there are times I wish I left the seat down, that porcelain is damn cold. I never got the slip in the mail I had a package (don`t go there) at the post office. I`m sorry, Canadian immigration is a real bitcch. You might have had some contraband on ya, oh wait this is Canada never mind. Going to check my mail now, fingers crossed.............. crap Nigeria has fooled me yet again ... for only a small 5k investment... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted February 4, 2012 #34 Share Posted February 4, 2012 ... for only a small 5k investment... You’re ruining my business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biff Wellington Posted February 4, 2012 #35 Share Posted February 4, 2012 You’re ruining my business. I'm just helping for a small fee... your soul! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Silver Thong Posted February 4, 2012 #36 Share Posted February 4, 2012 ... for only a small 5k investment... SOLD!!!!! now when do I get the goods Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biff Wellington Posted February 4, 2012 #37 Share Posted February 4, 2012 SOLD!!!!! now when do I get the goods As soon as I return to Nigeria & tie up some... uh, loose ends. I need the cash first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orangepeaceful79 Posted February 4, 2012 Author #38 Share Posted February 4, 2012 As soon as I return to Nigeria & tie up some... uh, loose ends. I need the cash first. Consider this to be a gentle redirection before everyone forgets the point of the thread. Has anyone told their crush that they are in fact the subject of crushing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biff Wellington Posted February 4, 2012 #39 Share Posted February 4, 2012 Consider this to be a gentle redirection before everyone forgets the point of the thread. Has anyone told their crush that they are in fact the subject of crushing? I was indeed fair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xCrimsonx Posted February 5, 2012 #40 Share Posted February 5, 2012 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aim4TheHead Posted February 5, 2012 #41 Share Posted February 5, 2012 I can't say anything about my crush because he'll instantly know who he is.. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nativechick1989 Posted February 5, 2012 #42 Share Posted February 5, 2012 Oh yeah, I use to chase my crush all over the UM boards...I was definitely a Cougar on the prowl That's all I'm gonna say don't wanna embarrass him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biff Wellington Posted February 5, 2012 #43 Share Posted February 5, 2012 Oh yeah, I use to chase my crush all over the UM boards...I was definitely a Cougar on the prowl That's all I'm gonna say don't wanna embarrass him Yours is the funniest one yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Englishgent Posted February 5, 2012 #44 Share Posted February 5, 2012 Oh yeah, I use to chase my crush all over the UM boards...I was definitely a Cougar on the prowl That's all I'm gonna say don't wanna embarrass him <-------looks back at old posts to see if he has been chased,,,,,,,,,nope,,,it isnt me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Of Shadows Posted February 5, 2012 #45 Share Posted February 5, 2012 what a weird game ! anyway anyone seen my mistress ? i've got a crush on her shades she completes my shadows 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biff Wellington Posted February 5, 2012 #46 Share Posted February 5, 2012 what a weird game ! anyway anyone seen my mistress ? i've got a crush on her shades she completes my shadows <-----------She's back there somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordless Wanderer Posted February 6, 2012 #47 Share Posted February 6, 2012 Um..I have a crush on someone who is really witty and funny, very similar interests and um cute. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordless Wanderer Posted February 6, 2012 #48 Share Posted February 6, 2012 Post 9: Dosojin Midnight is talking about K. I have a crush on that guy, JonathanVonErich. He always starts the best threads in the True Crime Section. But I like a lot of people here: K, Archernyc, Funk, Susieice, Persia, Sakari, Thongy, Bracket, WW, Dosojin Midnight, Eldorado, Maca, just to name a few. Lot of great people here. But nobody I would sleep with. Aww Thanks Jon! We like you back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordless Wanderer Posted February 6, 2012 #49 Share Posted February 6, 2012 It's clear that everyone's crush is on me. Everyone's. Oh definitely! Who can resist your Nazi physicist charms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biff Wellington Posted February 6, 2012 #50 Share Posted February 6, 2012 Everyone wants me because my shades & siggy are sexy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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