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jesus is comeing and all you non belivers are ****ed

Do not say the lords name in vain. You heathen !!!!

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ok fine dont listen to me dont listen to a word i say all my words are a bunch of lies every word ive said on here is a lie fine hes not real but as for you non belivers i know hes real and when he comes they day he comes you better get on your hands and knees and you better pray to something els very very quickley because hes not gona waste no time sending all of you to hell and i speak the truth on that i promise you that

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jesus is comeing and all you non belivers are ****ed there is no hope for you your to late nothing will save you now you shold of listend to what the bible has to say you are to stupid to understand it so you deny him all of you are going to hell ill cya in the war zone b****es MUHAHAHAHAHA 2012 DECEMBER 21 IS D DAY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH shut up.

You're acting like a child, and offending quite a lot of people. I suggest you stop it.

Now... I'd like to see any and all evidence you have that:

1. He's comming on the day in question.

2. He exists.

3. Why we should listen to the bible over other religious texts.

My predictions are:

1. You have none.

2. You have none.

3. You have none.

And a 4th, preemptive, "You have none."

I might aswel start talking about how you're gonna die a horrible death and be sorry for not believing in some other religion, like, well, take your pick.

lol get your non beliving ass outa my topic your going to hell to

Lol, respect others... its in the bible.

at least i worship some 1 that is real

How do you know who you worship is real? Refer to my predictions above.

i fell sorry for you my son you are so lost and confused maybe if you read the bible you would see the maya name in it maybe if you did reasearch on the mayas they have said jesuses name over and over your confused i understand

Maybe you are lost and confused and maybe if you read some other religious holy book you'd know that it is just as credible as the bible.

I have read the bible multiple times. I used to be Christian. Jesus' name has never been said by the Mayans, if you heard that, it's a lie. The bible does not mention the Mayans in any way, shape, or form. To test that, I will go to a specific website where I can search the bible.

Damn right. They were on 2 seperate continents in the first place, werent they!?

Blazer HA HA HA HA HA

I'm going to laugh when 2012 come and goes. Just like that time that crazy man said the world would end on the 28 of February last year. I LAUGHED.

Sad, sad person.

Oh plz, please, PLEASE dont ban Blazer! I sooo want to do an "in your face" post when 2012 comes and passes to 2013 without anything happening tongue.gif

cobalt is a other non beliver i will not have pitty on your poor lost souls it is time for the real christains to stand up for each other and let the real recognize the real

Funny, why does it seem like you're preaching war against non believers? I thought christianity grew out of holy wars...

Oh yeah, doesnt the bible say "love thy enemy"?

lol your funny man

You're pitiful

rofl can some 1 tell me what engrish is im sorry if i type to fast nice spelling there hahahaha ok i wana tell all you non belivers something i know hes real i have dead relatives tell me that he is real they would not lie to me you got that??

Go to a doctor, ok?

Oh wait, one sec... You know what? I just had a vision... yeah, my dead grandpa told me something... he wouldnt lie to me neither... He says the Bible is wrong... the Ancient egyptian religion is the right one!

Excuse me, I'm just a non-believing heretic, but aren't all forms of occult abbhored by your God, and practicing occult condemns you? Isn't communicating with the dead "occult"? Which would mean communicating with the dead condemns you to hell. Your argument is moot, as even if what you say was true, you would be going to hell.

OWNED!

i can fell it i know he is gona be here on that day i just know he will be here ive talked to my dead relatives they have told me he will be here that day they would never lie to me trust me on this if you dont belive in him then its not my problem your already to late no praying will help you it says in the bible the day i come i will see throu the non belivers it is to late you cant save your self

Blah blah blah I've heard this a million times from blind followers/preachers.

Do not say the lords name in vain. You heathen !!!!

He's not even writing it with a capital J!

Now, blaze, why should we believe you and why should we not believe you're just a misguided child who has blind faith? Please... give me a good reason...

ok fine dont listen to me dont listen to a word i say all my words are a bunch of lies every word ive said on here is a lie fine hes not real but as for you non belivers i know hes real and when he comes they day he comes you better get on your hands and knees and you better pray to something els very very quickley because hes not gona waste no time sending all of you to hell and i speak the truth on that i promise you that

No no no you non believer! Believe ME! I know he's NOT real!

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Oh, and why should I knee and pray to the son of an unjust god, if he did exist?

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HAHA! you are a liar....i knew it....

and as for jesus comming down and killing us?

i think your full of sh**...hoestly......i know your OPINION gives you thie right to say this, but i see no fact in your logic (if its even that)

hehe, nice one stellar

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Pay no attention to them, blazer2004.

Now tell me ..... how is your relationship with your mother?

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Pay no attention to them,  blazer2004. 

  Now tell me .....  how is your relationship with your mother?

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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

but seriously blaze, get some counseling, moe will do it for free, right now

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grin2.gif lol ok dude i can give you some credit..your thread has made my day thanks for the laugh tongue.gif

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see! look! you have brought us together grin2.gif all...well some...on one post grin2.gif

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Blazer2004,

it is okay if you are angry at your mother. We have all been angry at another person at some point in our lives. It is good that you are letting the anger flow outwards.

I know that facing life after what daddy did to you can be difficult at times. You just have to be strong and question everything.

Just like the first time you were touched in an inpure place.. You have to say " Daddy, do you think this is right ?"

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i cant belive you people are so lost so lost and confused why do you people think we become spirits after we die are you that confused why do you think we see them for dont you understand they come from the other side from the astral planes dont know know thats where heaven and hell is??? why do you think the come to visite us for ??? do your research

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*is Seraphina, pooping herself laughing on Tal's comp*

Should I just chalk this one up with the 400 other Doomsday predictions that Christians have made, that have all come and gone? rolleyes.gif

Besides...If God actually DID come back, I'd be the first to grab a shot gun, and get some justice for all the people he's murdered...bowing before him is the very last thing I'd have in mind.

But seriously, Blaze, if you're dead relatives are talking to you, I suggest seeking urgent medical help, of the men in white coats variety huh.gif

And Talon, put out that I've hijacked his comp, feels the need to add "gimmie back my comp you b..."

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Good Blazer. Go with that thought. Question everything. this is how you will grow wise.

let us meditate on these things:

1. midgets on unicyles

2. granny in her pink nighty, cooking you breakfast in bed.

3. a 7 foot tall hairy hooker named "helen"

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i cant belive you people are so lost so lost and confused why do you people think we become spirits after we die are you that confused why do you think we see them for dont you understand they come from the other side from the astral planes dont know know thats where heaven and hell is??? why do you think the come to visite us for ??? do your research

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you do your research, we dont become spirits, we die plain and simple.

im not lost and confused in the least, i think you are the one who is lost and confused....tis a sad day when people get BRAINWASHED into thinking jesus is going to come down and kill everyone....

i think you need a hug, and it's ok that you have problems with your mother...

Edit: Love thy 7ft. tall bigfoot hooker

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*is Seraphina, pooping herself laughing on Tal's comp*

Should I just chalk this one up with the 400 other Doomsday predictions that Christians have made, that have all come and gone? rolleyes.gif

Besides...If God actually DID come back, I'd be the first to grab a shot gun, and get some justice for all the people he's murdered...bowing before him is the very last thing I'd have in mind.

But seriously, Blaze, if you're dead relatives are talking to you, I suggest seeking urgent medical help, of the men in white coats variety huh.gif

And Talon, put out that I've hijacked his comp, feels the need to add "gimmie back my comp you b..."

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im not on drugs ok go to a grave yard at night and you tell me what you see there your gona see spirits there ask them if there is a heaven and a hell i bet they say yes and oh yeah if you see something with red eyes there run really really fast its a DEAMON

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Jesus already had his chance to kill people. Instead he helped people like a true hippy.

Blazer2004, please. Take a few moments to stop the preaching and tell us about your life. We are listening . We are here for you.

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oh yeah if you see something with red eyes there run really really fast its a DEAMON

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No, those are taillights... To a truck. A huge truck. RUN AT IT!

... tires are fun.

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you sound like my ex's father, we was a little crazy thought he's fought demons and such, but you need LOTS of mental help. if you want i can redirect you to your nearest mental hospital wink2.gif

i've been to graveyards at night many times, and other then the creeps i dont get anything supernatural not in the least, so you either get help, or shut up....

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why would you wana know what i do with my life

Because , you are a source of inspiration to us all today Blazer.

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*signs on on her own account*

im not on drugs ok go to a grave yard at night and you tell me what you see there your gona see spirits there

No...no you're not tongue.gif Not unless you're seeing them through the swirling smokey clouds of pot.

ask them if there is a heaven and a hell i bet they say yes and oh yeah if you see something with red eyes there run really really fast its a DEAMON

I guess that's why they're hanging out in a graveyard then huh.gif

You're imagination is just a little bit too...overactive for me to even consider arguing with you. Trying to better educate you sounds a bit like trying to explain to a toddler that there is not, in fact, a monster in their closet rolleyes.gif

On a side note, does anyone else think the title for this thread sounds a bit like a porno for Evangelicals?

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why would you wana know what i do with my life

Because , you are a source of inspiration to us all today Blazer.

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yes, yes you are tell us...are you a happy child?

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This would be a good time to make friends. Please share. My real name is Bob. What is yours ?

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You don't know us... but you want to tell us how we're all going to die? Painfully?

Looks like you have too much fun telling strangers they're going to die horribly.

What was that about men in lab coats?

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