Janiel Posted September 15, 2004 #76 Share Posted September 15, 2004 Whoa, that would rock... think of the soundtrack. You could hit a whole new audience with that. 267919[/snapback] LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphina Posted September 15, 2004 #77 Share Posted September 15, 2004 Coming to a theater near you! "Jesus is Coming - the origonal sin!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moe eubleck Posted September 15, 2004 #78 Share Posted September 15, 2004 Chris ? Recite one line from the bible from memory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lottie Posted September 15, 2004 #79 Share Posted September 15, 2004 Wait, were you coming on to me? who knows... BUT Jesus is coming, he IS coming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dancing_Dumplings Posted September 15, 2004 #80 Share Posted September 15, 2004 you know whats sad about this there are over 6 billion people in this world onley 2 billion are christains ummmmm...you sayin i have to be christian? but what if i dont wanna be christian? what if i want to be a Juliaist? is that bad? is god gonna get mad at me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janiel Posted September 15, 2004 #81 Share Posted September 15, 2004 you know whats sad about this there are over 6 billion people in this world onley 2 billion are christains no let me take that back not even half of the 2 billion people are real christains what will happen to them know knows onley jesus knows if i read it right and if i did that would mean more then 5 billion people are going to hell thats sad very sad 267920[/snapback] but think of it this way....what if your religion is wrong, and everyone else is right...then what? are you all going to hell? or what if all religions are wrong? is everyone going to hell? but if all religion is wrong....is there even a hell? answer me that....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moe eubleck Posted September 15, 2004 #82 Share Posted September 15, 2004 hes going to kill you, dumpling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lottie Posted September 15, 2004 #83 Share Posted September 15, 2004 Coming to a theater near you! "Jesus is Coming - the origonal sin!" I love it! Cannot stop laughing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphina Posted September 15, 2004 #84 Share Posted September 15, 2004 Soon to be followed by its sequal "Jesus visits a brothel - the REAL second coming" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blazer2004 Posted September 15, 2004 Author #85 Share Posted September 15, 2004 i dont understand you people some 1 give me 10 good reasons why they think he isent real and ill stop going to chruch give me 10 honest ansers and ill never ever talk about him on here again i promise you that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moe eubleck Posted September 15, 2004 #86 Share Posted September 15, 2004 Id like to see a remake of the classic " Jesus does Dallas" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Novo Posted September 15, 2004 #87 Share Posted September 15, 2004 (edited) oh yeah if you see something with red eyes there run really really fast its a DEAMON you mean like him? ive met satan! hes a very nice demon and he can really sing 267903[/snapback] Aww, look at that. He just wants a hug! ... I want a hug. Will you hug me, Chris? 267905[/snapback] *stabs chris* dont mess w/ my b**** chris! *imitates saddam* Edited September 16, 2004 by Student&Alive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moe eubleck Posted September 15, 2004 #88 Share Posted September 15, 2004 cant forget the holy trinity threesome, with son, father and holy spirit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dancing_Dumplings Posted September 15, 2004 #89 Share Posted September 15, 2004 hes going to kill you, dumpling. 267933[/snapback] oh no! *sigh* oh well...bring it on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moe eubleck Posted September 15, 2004 #90 Share Posted September 15, 2004 and lets not forget " The Cherry Of Virgin Mary" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theSOURCE Posted September 15, 2004 #91 Share Posted September 15, 2004 Soon to be followed by its sequal "Jesus visits a brothel - the REAL second coming" 267936[/snapback] Thanx a lot! That made me lol. Now...how do I get beer outta my keyboard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Druidus Posted September 16, 2004 #92 Share Posted September 16, 2004 you know whats sad about this there are over 6 billion people in this world onley 2 billion are christains no let me take that back not even half of the 2 billion people are real christains what will happen to them know knows onley jesus knows if i read it right and if i did that would mean more then 5 billion people are going to hell thats sad very sad 33% of all the world is Christian, to be precise. You know what's even sadder, but funny? The bible says only 144,000 will go into heaven. Do you believe you are one of the select few? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moe eubleck Posted September 16, 2004 #93 Share Posted September 16, 2004 There is a website that sells baby Jesus butt plugs. Type it in your search engine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dancing_Dumplings Posted September 16, 2004 #94 Share Posted September 16, 2004 oh yeah if you see something with red eyes there run really really fast its a DEAMON you mean like him? ive met satan! hes a very nice demon and he can really sing 267903[/snapback] Aww, look at that. He just wants a hug! ... I want a hug. Will you hug me, Chris? 267905[/snapback] *stabs chris* dont mess w/ my b**** chris! *imitates saddam* 267941[/snapback] lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blazer2004 Posted September 16, 2004 Author #95 Share Posted September 16, 2004 its kinda funny how no 1 has has the 10 ansers its kinda funny how people have no proof that he isent real Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Novo Posted September 16, 2004 #96 Share Posted September 16, 2004 and lets not forget " The Cherry Of Virgin Mary" 267945[/snapback] she later went on to star in films such as "Jesus loves you, just submit" and "Would you like hell with that" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moe eubleck Posted September 16, 2004 #97 Share Posted September 16, 2004 Those baby jesus butt plugs are real enough.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lottie Posted September 16, 2004 #98 Share Posted September 16, 2004 Soon to be followed by its sequal "Jesus visits a brothel - the REAL second coming" Id like to see a remake of the classic " Jesus does Dallas" cant forget the holy trinity threesome, with son, father and holy spirit I really needed the laugh!!! And Blazer its down to you starting this thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blazer2004 Posted September 16, 2004 Author #99 Share Posted September 16, 2004 you guys can keep makeing funny jokes im geting sick of you guys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Novo Posted September 16, 2004 #100 Share Posted September 16, 2004 its kinda funny how no 1 has has the 10 ansers its kinda funny how people have no proof that he isent real 267950[/snapback] look, act intelligent. look through the other posts on this forum, there is no platform for him being real. and like stellar says, you cant debate against something if theres no proof. Jesus is a hypothetical thing, you cant prove or disprove him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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