What men mean

[emmy]

" IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"

Means: "I have no idea how it works."

"I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND."

Means: "I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra."

"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."

Means: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."

"I CAN'T FIND IT."

Means: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

"I HEARD YOU." "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."

"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."

Means: "No one will ever see us alive again."

"I'M GOING FISHING"

Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid,and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."

[Homer]

" IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"

Means: "I have no idea how it works."

Aint that the truth...I mean...for most guys

[j6p]

Well for the record, I'm one guy that undrerstands women completly and I would tell you just what they're all about.....but "it would take too long to explain."

Ok here's a little joke: A fella asked his wife if she wanted to try a different position tonight she said ok, "you do the dishes and I'll sit on the sofa and fart."

[j6p]

"I am so glad that I'm a Republican even though I didn't vote for Gore."

1/29/03, j6p

[j6p]

crappo....that last post was supposed to be on the Dubya quotes

Here's a little fun thing: http://www.fhmus.com/images/reporter/slack...er/miniputt.swf