Taun Posted April 12, 2012 #1 Share Posted April 12, 2012 My boss just called in sick and LEFT ME IN CHARGE! Mwahahahaha! The guys I work with are so screwed! If you were left in this postion of "Ultimate authority" (bear in mind I have no actual authority - but I can fantasize!) what would you do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordless Wanderer Posted April 12, 2012 #2 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Play poker, have a karaoke at work day , order pizzas, play videogames and pictionary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taun Posted April 12, 2012 Author #3 Share Posted April 12, 2012 (edited) Play poker, have a karaoke at work day , order pizzas, play videogames and pictionary I was actually thinking more along the lines of turning into a petty dictator and totally abusing my great cosmic powers!!! edit: Besides except for the karaoke thing, that pretty much sounds like a normal day around here! Edited April 12, 2012 by Taun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordless Wanderer Posted April 12, 2012 #4 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Heh! I can be a good boss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pauly Dangerously Posted April 12, 2012 #5 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Call it a half day and go home at noon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted April 12, 2012 #6 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Work naked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taun Posted April 12, 2012 Author #7 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Work naked. Ummm.... We're mostly a bunch of middle aged, balding, slightly overweight dudes.... not sure if ANYONE would want to see that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Shadows Posted April 26, 2012 #8 Share Posted April 26, 2012 Ummm.... We're mostly a bunch of middle aged, balding, slightly overweight dudes.... not sure if ANYONE would want to see that! Have one of the workers under you drive to some party store or something, and buy cheesey plastic swords and armor for everyone to put on, then go pillage the office building next door. Burn their staplers and poison their coffee supply! Lay waste to corporate America! Orrrr...You could do what we did at my work one day. The boss called in sick and basically said "Good luck, don't kill each other", and we had a window of time where no clients were scheduled to come in, so my coworkers and I just bought sandwiches for lunch, and water-guns, and we chased each other around the office like morons. Point being, water-guns make everything that much more fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keel M. Posted April 26, 2012 #9 Share Posted April 26, 2012 Well if you're talking about being a dictator...... I'd make everyone else answer the phone, wash my car, go fetch me lunch, clean the bathroom, tolerate me bringing my dog to the office, no matter how obnoxious she gets. Basically make them do all that I do in addition to their own jobs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taun Posted May 2, 2012 Author #10 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Have one of the workers under you drive to some party store or something, and buy cheesey plastic swords and armor for everyone to put on, then go pillage the office building next door. Burn their staplers and poison their coffee supply! Lay waste to corporate America! Orrrr...You could do what we did at my work one day. The boss called in sick and basically said "Good luck, don't kill each other", and we had a window of time where no clients were scheduled to come in, so my coworkers and I just bought sandwiches for lunch, and water-guns, and we chased each other around the office like morons. Point being, water-guns make everything that much more fun. We are Automation Technicians who work for the US Government... You just described a normal work day for us... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldethyl Posted June 2, 2012 #11 Share Posted June 2, 2012 Make all the men work in Hooters outfits. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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