gabe Posted September 18, 2004 #1 Share Posted September 18, 2004 ok, not sure if it's a good idea, and i was thinking about putting it in the artists hangout but because of it's "insane" nature i think it belongs here. Here goes: i tell a story that ends with a choice that you decide for example "gabe is walking down the path and meet's the sporkish army, what does gabe do?" then the next person replies "gabe pulls out his sword and kills the army" then i say "gabe pulls out sword, but the army is to strong, OH NO! RUN GABE RUN!" anyone wants to be included/quest star in the story tell me. So here i go: Gabe wakes up to the sound of a flying frying pan. He walks down the stairs and get's a call from the evil banana "hello" says the evil banana "yo!" says gabe " if you don't give me 200 bucks in 23 hours 11 mins and 56,3534535456656464564 seconds I'll eat all the cheese in the world" But gabe is broke, and they don't have a bank in his realm, what does gabe do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daughter of the Nine Moons Posted September 18, 2004 #2 Share Posted September 18, 2004 Gabe decides to sell all of the evil banana's possesions ...Am I playing this right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gabe Posted September 18, 2004 Author #3 Share Posted September 18, 2004 great dot9m! yes you're playing right: gabe decides to sell al of the evil bananas possesions, but has no idea how to get a hold of them, so he packs up his gear, and heads toward the evil bananas house to steal all his evil possesions of doom. On his way he meats Wayne Knight "I'm fat and ugly" says Wayne, while he eats his snickers. In fact! Wayne is so fat he's bloking Gabes passage, now gabe's stuck!!! What does gabe do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mypaddedroom Posted September 18, 2004 #4 Share Posted September 18, 2004 If I finished a story I'd get in trouble. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daughter of the Nine Moons Posted September 18, 2004 #5 Share Posted September 18, 2004 LOL he takes a new snickers bar and tosses it far to the left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gabe Posted September 18, 2004 Author #6 Share Posted September 18, 2004 gabe throws the snickersbar and Wayne run's, the ground is shaking. Gabe continues his jurney towards the castle, he walks and walks and walks until he meets his friend Jock "WAAAAAAAAAAASUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!!????" says jock. Gabe tells jock the story. "wow! sounds like a problem there. Hey I'll join ya? What about that?" but gabe finds Jock annoying and doesnt want him to join, but gabe knows that if he hurts Jocks feelings the earth will melt. How does gabe tell jock he can't join without hurting his feelings? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Banana Pie Eater! Posted September 18, 2004 #7 Share Posted September 18, 2004 gabe, this is the best idea you have made up since the spoke! I know! gabe has to call me (the banana pie eater) to come and help you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gabe Posted September 18, 2004 Author #8 Share Posted September 18, 2004 great, BPE is the first gueststar anyone else want to be in the story tell me: Gabe picks up his cell phone Jock: who are you calling? Gabe: the banana pie eater! jock: the....banana pie eater? Who the hek is the banana pie eater? BPE arives in an old bolt fordor BPE: hey gabe! so what's the problem? jock: he owes the evil banana money gabe: um, no Jock this is something else BPE looks shocked at gabe BPE: gabe, are you gambling again? gabe: NO! jock looks at both of them jock: This looks like it's betwen you, so I'll leave and jock does so gabe: thank you BPE BPE: thanks for what? gabe: never mind gabe and BPE walk down the road when they come to a sign that says " left: DANGER! DANGER! Crocodiles... The most dangerous species in australia right: road that leads away from the evil bananas home" What does gabe do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daughter of the Nine Moons Posted September 18, 2004 #9 Share Posted September 18, 2004 Oh Dot wants to guest star too!! Gabe calls The Daughter of the Nine Moons for help Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gabe Posted September 18, 2004 Author #10 Share Posted September 18, 2004 (edited) sure thing DOT! BPE and gabe are standing near the sign "we need help!" says BPE "I know! We'll call DOT" gabe picksup cell "hi" says DOT "hello, this is gabe. We have come to a sign that says "left: DANGER! DANGER! Crocodiles... The most dangerous species in australia right: road that leads away from the evil bananas home"" " australia is groovy, i'd choose left" says DOT "then left it is" says gabe. They walk down the left road, when DOT appears out of nowhere "hey dot!" says gabe (with no caps) "hi, i brought this demon with me" says dot. "great!" says gabe. So they walk and walk and walk and walk, until they meet a demon hunter "OH NO! HE'S GONNA KILL THE DEMON!!!!" says BPE (in all caps, breaking the allcaps rule). What do they do? out of caracter: maybe i should starts posting dialogs the same way as last one. Edited September 18, 2004 by gabe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janiel Posted September 18, 2004 #11 Share Posted September 18, 2004 they call me, to prevent the demons death Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Zombie_ Posted September 19, 2004 #12 Share Posted September 19, 2004 gabe calls chupapoo to use his hammer of hairy monkey butt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snuffypuffer Posted September 19, 2004 #13 Share Posted September 19, 2004 Snuffy comes in, begging for attention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PolkaTulk Posted September 19, 2004 #14 Share Posted September 19, 2004 gabe falls to his knees, looks to the sky, and cries out. "NOOO!!!!!!" the 'no' echoes as the camera zooms out. then ninjas flip out and kill gabe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Banana Pie Eater! Posted September 19, 2004 #15 Share Posted September 19, 2004 You can ask me to use my Japanese judo attack to destroy the evil Demon Hunter and send him back to the shadows! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gabe Posted September 19, 2004 Author #16 Share Posted September 19, 2004 wow! so many people: all of a sudden, Janiel appears to kill the demon hunter, But Chupapoo already did using his hammer of hairy monkey butt! BPE: crap! i was gonna use my japanese judo attack snuffy: Hello everybody! nobody notices snuffy, and gabe falls to his knees looks at the sky and yells "NOOO!!!!!!" without any reason at all!!! the "no" echoes as the camera zooms out. Then ninjas flip out and kill gabe. Now gabe is dead. Death walks up to gabe. death: your going to hell!! OH NO! PANIC! SCREEEEAAAAM! what does gabe do now out of character: well i got everybodys idea in there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Banana Pie Eater! Posted September 19, 2004 #17 Share Posted September 19, 2004 Oh... That was a hard one!... Arrrrrgh! I can't come up whit anything! hmmmm............Oh! noooo.... I know! gabe ask's death to take a challenge! If death wins your go to hell. If gabe wins he gets replaced by Ronald Mc Donald! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gabe Posted September 19, 2004 Author #18 Share Posted September 19, 2004 (edited) excelent: gabe: what about a round of rock paper scissors? if i win ill be replaced by ronald mcdonald, if you win, i go to hell? death: no gabe: ok, if you win i go to hell AND you get a donut death: IT'S A DEAL! so they play rock paper scissors. And death wins!....... no I'm just kidding, gabe wins, and he is revived and replaced by ronald. everybody:yaaaaaay! purple guy from the mcdonalds resturants: Hey! you sent mcdonalds to hell and you're going to pay!!! the purple guy pulls out his "super mega atomic nuclear laser gun". Great! Now what do i do? Edited September 19, 2004 by gabe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Banana Pie Eater! Posted September 19, 2004 #19 Share Posted September 19, 2004 Before i geting an idea i will just know one thing! Is Bpe, dot, snuffy, janiel and chupapoo there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daughter of the Nine Moons Posted September 19, 2004 #20 Share Posted September 19, 2004 I still want to play. Gabe uses one of Dot's moons to deflect the "super mega atomic nuclear laser gun" blast. Then Dot makes her pet demon eat the purple Dude " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gabe Posted September 19, 2004 Author #21 Share Posted September 19, 2004 (edited) previously on the gabe story:the purple guy pulls out his "super mega atomic nuclear laser gun". how will this end? stay tuned for this episode of the gabe story!: Gabe panicks, he has no idea what to do. Gabe: Wait! DOT i need one of your moons to deflect the "super mega atomic nuclear laser gun" DOT: okey-dokey The moons deflects the beam...the beam looks kinda harmless...and it hits the purple guy purple: ouch! *starts crying* I'm telling mom but the demon eats purple, before he has the chance. gabe: oh buhuhu. Come on gang lett's go shagy: yikes! it's the demonic radio-active mutated monkey from hell phantom! gabe: it's just harry. harry: hi! where are you going? gabe: to the evil banana. harry: can i join you? I need some courage. gabe: sorry he doesn't grant wishes harry: oh....ok......well.........u'hu.......... see ya! harry runs like hell. janiel: that guy freaks me out. shagy: look a double sandwitch whit peanut butter! gabe: no it's a trap! but it's already to late the aliens have landed and are going to take over the world! MUAHAHAHAHA! how will this end? will they survive? Will kerry win the election? and where did shagy come from? all this will be answered next time on... "the gabe story!" thanks to BPE for putting phantom in "demonic radio-active mutated monkey from hell phantom!" Edited September 19, 2004 by gabe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janiel Posted September 19, 2004 #22 Share Posted September 19, 2004 (edited) i decide to hunt down harry Edited September 19, 2004 by Janiel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gabe Posted September 19, 2004 Author #23 Share Posted September 19, 2004 ok: Janiel: come back harry!!! janiel runs after harry alien: this is sick! Lett's take over another world! all other aliens: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! they fly away chupapoo: what just happened? gabe: i don't know, but i wont ask janiel finaly reaches harry, and kills him with a knife. shagy: Yikes! it's the harry ghost phantom! snuffy: harry ghost phantom? gabe: shagy you're being paranoid, there are no ghosts. elvis: hello! everybody: hi DOT: you look great today elvis: thank you, thank you very much shagy is about to summon all the evil people in the world BPE: hes gone mad with power! oh no! what do we do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daughter of the Nine Moons Posted September 19, 2004 #24 Share Posted September 19, 2004 Dot quickly pulls out a box of scooby snacks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gabe Posted September 19, 2004 Author #25 Share Posted September 19, 2004 shagy is almost finished, then he notices DOTs box of scoobysnacks shagy: scooby snacks!*swollows the hwole box, and lunches into the air like a rocket* gabe:... *looks at watch* .... * looks back into the air* ....... *waits* janiel: I don't think he's coming back. gabe: ah, whatever. DOT: hey, look what's that! *points* gabe: it's the cursed rune of mr.t! DOT: groovy gabe: no, it's not groovy, if you look at it for 5 seconds you turn into a cupcake. wayne: mmmm... cupcake gabe: NO WAYNE DON'T! wayne stares at rune for 5 seconds *Poof* he's a cupcake! GASP! snuffy: poor wayne... All he wanted was a cupcake. gabe: There's nothing we can do... We'll have tro move on janiel: where did the cupcake go? chupapoo: mmm, this cupcake is delicius! everybody except chupapoo: NOOOOOOOOOO!!! neo: there is no cupcake! gabe: it's because i chupapoo ate it. neo: no there is no cupcake! gabe: what the.... wirdo everybody walks a way from Neo.... But then... BUT THEN! smith apears smith: it ends tonight but gabe doesn't want it to end. What do we do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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