make-a-poem-omatic

[tendo]

lets have a haiku thread, but, with a normal poem style.

in the halls i wander,

towards my class i go,

but when i get to CADD class,

on UM i can go.

now u all try to do this,

this convo written in verse,

and i have broken the ice for u,

as i, u see, have gone first.

[Daughter of the Nine Moons]

roses are purple

violet are yellow

this is tendo's thread

and I'd like to say hello

[tendo]

hello dot, fine sis of mine,

id like to point out, at this time

u dont have to only use ABCB,

just now i used AABB...hehe..

i just noticed spell check,

at the bottom of adding a post.

nevermind NEEDS to use this,

then for good posts he can boast

Edited September 21, 2004 by tendo

[Daughter of the Nine Moons]

Tendo dear brother

this thread is groovy

people will like it lots

they might even make a movie.

Tell me dear brother

(If you got to choose)

which actor would play you

in a role like no other?

[moe eubleck]

yo yo

woke up dis morning and thought I was dead

but no it was the kids jumping on my bed

oh my god it was only six in the mornin

not quite awake yet but one jumped on my groin

the kids they be feedin

frozen waffles they be eatin

Moe dont know how to show

of good manners he dont know

they be throwing thier meals

slappin Moe with banana peals

do you know how it feels ?

Moe was smacked with a fruit

tripped over a boot

banged his head on an apple

in a pool of spilled snapple

now his head be all sticky

and he smells like peach ice tea

the kids think its funny

so they dance all around me

ring around the daddy

he fell on some spilled tea

now he cant catch me

cuz he is stinky

[tendo]

wunderful day moe,

i wish i could say,

that i had a time like that,

what a great day.

yes, o, great dot,

a movie'll be made,

the man to play me,

bruce campbell, i say

he's rawkin and funny

and a sexy stud to boot,

just like the man that,

hes to be when they shoot.

[Daughter of the Nine Moons]

Funny little man

You want to be a super hero

Fight the bad guys

Chase the cat

With a ball of yarn

Your giggles make me laugh

All the funny stuff you say

Pretend you’re a kitten

Curled up in my bed

Its sixteen o’clock mummy lets play

Swing higher up to the trees

Sharp toothed dinosaur

I kiss your sweet head

Holding you close

Not wanting to let go

[tendo]

aww cute poem dot.

makes me sad

as growing old,

it makes me mad

and tho, when u look back,

the time will have seemed to fly,

if u savor the when your in,

it will slowly tiptoe by.

[The Cheat]

Tell me dear brother

(If you got to choose)

which actor would play you

in a role like no other?

the man to play me,

bruce campbell, i say

If my opinion is welcome

which i know it's not

Bruce campbell aint the man

cuz hes just too hott

Best actor in the role of you

is without a doubt

last name: Reeves first: Keanu

you look much the same

as everyone can tell

and he's not too bright so

he'd play the part quite well

you've just got more disses

than you ever deserve, Tendo

but please dont seek revenge;

don't yell 'hwacha' and throw

random objects at my head

because it was all in jest

I like this thread already

can bring out my worst and best

Edited September 21, 2004 by The Cheat

[tendo]

RAR! u shant escape your fate,

containing fury and wrath.

it will be unleashed, on here of course,

and in life with all the rage i...uh...hath.

im not sure what this wrath will be,

but my iron fist you'll feel,

upon you, as a pressing weight,

from head down to your heel.

tho resemblence of keanu ive got,

and a faerie i may be,

this means not that i cant be hot,

for this is what many tell me.

u suck at your past time,

of thumb exercise,

and air hockey u are so horrid,

i have to close my eyes

and tho my lids be shut, i bet,

id STILL be able to win,

and with that all said,

my revenge is met, to YOUR chegrin...

[The Cheat]

oo that was low

and revenge i shall bestow

with poems written like Poe (haha i wish)

til in defeat you cry 'shup, ho!'

seperior is your air hockey score

but my gaming is not that poor

I can hold my own for sure

And my loyalty to nintendo is pure *coughalocough*

And in one was i can beat you

with ur own sword its true

fencing with me your chances are few

any last words before i run you through?

[tendo]

ouch that hurt,

my heart, it bleeds

u bring up halo,

my weakness indeed.

it is the only game that i shall play

on xbox, that is true,

tho u said u WANT to play it,

now what will u do?

your main base of argument,

has been proven hypocritical,

and im in bind now,

for nothing rhymes with that, typical.

[The Cheat]

hypocrite I am not

for it doesnt matter what i want

never held and x-box controller in my hands

and its never been in my plans

but you have played it many times

so it can't be ammo in your rhymes

that would make you the hypocrite

and i am not, so deal with it

no matter how much forced rhyme i must use

in this battle i refuse to lose

[moe eubleck]

yo yo yo

Moe uses x-box live it be tight

in da jedi academy Moe puts up a fight

word to your mother this Moe get mad skill

with jedi light power his staff saber be ill

Moe on da voice chat

he talks smack , it be phat

even the germans cant diss you like that

and Moe aint no rat

he be a cool cat

dont carry out his wishes

you sleep with da fishes

Then in this game that be called PSO

all the kids there have been tagged by the Moe

they think they be tight cuz they know how to play

long ago on the dreamcast Moe learned how to PK

Moe also learned how to turn you to NOL

told sega to lose "pay for play" in a hole

but sega wouldnt respect

this Moe of Eubleck

So he NOL'd away to his little hearts content

all the players hated this trick that was fun

it zapped all the players back down to level one

But this Moe dont do this on x-box PSO

cuz now they will ban him for breakin the show

[jeceris]

tendo

and moe

you flow

so

and dot

why not

pose, jot

but

jeceris

in paris

embarass

i am

nonsense

[moe eubleck]

yo jeceris

listen to this

your flow

is good.

Dr. Seuss-ish

but do not fret

and do not let

your keyboard get wet

or else you may yet

need a new one I bet

so dont get a pet

or go into debt

or punch out a vet

so get ready get set

[jeceris]

but i do fret

cause i'm in debt

lost a bet

to a nasty vet

his name was rhett

he owned a jet

we'd never met

he had to get

his fishing net

it was wet

so i let

rhett get his net

and met the wet vet

yet on his jet

and paid him on the internet

[moe eubleck]

was the vet a she or a him ?

did you get placed in the net on a whim ?

was her middle name kim ?

was his middle name tim ?

was his iq or her iq dim ?

please do not go out on a limb

only cut hair in need of a trim

shimy shimy shimy shimy

shim shimy shim

I have cat pee on my shiny new rim.

Edited September 23, 2004 by moe eubleck

[tendo]

awesome flo

to u, joc and moe

keep it comin always,

so this flow may stays.

to u, the cheat, im done with this

so lets make up, but skip the kiss,

unless, that is, u want 'hott stuff'

haha, yeah rite, what fluff

so forgive and forget

so no fites we regret

[moe eubleck]

jack sprat was very fat

his wife was very mean

so one day

he made her pay.

his used his fat

then sat

and SPLAT!!!

his wife was very , very flat

[tendo]

that reminds me of a parody...

that my dad has said

so i shall say it too,

so it gets stuck in your head

old mother hubbard

went to the cupboard

to give her poor dog a bone,

but when she bent over

old rover took over,

and gave her a bone of his own

hehe

[moe eubleck]

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe

she had so many children she didnt know what to do

but this day her sanity came to an end

she began speaking to an invisible friend

she tied up her kids and took all thier toys

she painted the faces of girls and boys

then took a great cooking pot

then made a soup of the lot

then burned down her shoe

this is what Im telling you

[tendo]

l v t s t nd w nd r,

wh t f th r w r n v w ls?

nd th n th nk h w h rd,

t w ld b t sp ll n m t p .

i o e o i a o e ,

a i e e e e o o e ?

a e i i o a ,

i ou e o e o o a o eoia.

[The Cheat]

to u, the cheat, im done with this

so lets make up, but skip the kiss,

unless, that is, u want 'hott stuff'

haha, yeah rite, what fluff

so forgive and forget

so no fites we regret

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does this mean you are giving in

you forfeit,a dn i win?

cuz i wont accept a draw

ill keep typing til my fingers are raw

and than ill do my victory dance

(whats all this about romance?

regardless of who wins this fight

you ain't gettin no hott stuff tonite)

[tendo]

i see the word 'tonite'

does this mean later then?

of course i can just do my will,

and flashy thing u in the end...

i do not give in, in any way,

just want to stop the demi spam

so this thread will not leave,

and im blamed, and in a bucket am

shoved.