make-a-poem-omatic

[Dancing_Dumplings]

inkle finkle do

there once lived a cow named moo

he lived on the moon

and ate cheese with a spoon

inkle finkle do

[The Cheat]

Tendo:

i write no spam

(and eat no canned ham)

if mods question, just show 'em,

our fight is in form of poem

thats what this thread is for

but with our poems we keep score

and now im in the lead

moreso with each deed

of yours that i can use for ammo

ill kick your azz like Rambo

so try give this all you got

go on, hit me with ur best shot

as for 'tonite'

well, it rhymed with fight

for now ill think of rhymes

and of hott stuff elsetimes

but the flashy thing i'll steal then

and hide it; i dont wanna forget again

[The Cheat]

glue is quite fun to sniff

if you're broke and in a tiff

get high in a flash

without spendin no cash

just give the bottle a whiff

[tendo]

u ask for it u got it,

get ready to be with my best shot hit.

u have as much common sense as a pole from grenada,

and never forget that u are a canada!

and tho your ammo, powerful it is,

your verses suck and smell of pizz.

speakin of smell, u do your share,

your BO is like cabbage, dont start me on your hair

which since you are short, is under my nose,

and you horribly write and reread your prose

your sarcasms suck, tho your lifes fiber they be,

u really should try sumthing smarter...go talk to a tree

all of your friends are paid off by rents,

for my company, all their money theyve spent

paco hates u, hes told me so,

he can talk more, just doesnt wanna let u know,

oo! BURN! SNAP! in the words of our friend

and now, these insults ill bring to an end.

HA! not! im not done that quick,

i have much more, so around u should stick,

keep reading, dear 'friend' to read of your flaws,

like how horribly u paint those nails on your paws,

and how u think u can sing,

tho my ears u make ring,

im happy to show a few more to u,

such as how ur drawings resemble poo,

take that, stick it, where no sun shines,

and b4 i go, worse than a bat u are blind.

[moe eubleck]

wow tendo. That was cruel but you exhibited mad skill on the mic. Props to you foshizzly.

baby woke up with a coughing fit

then started to vomit

worried Moe hugged ger tight

gave her some meds to help fight

Moe's day was a tale

got his first hate mail

then got stuck on the street

cuz his car overheat

tried to call on his celly

but the signal done failed me

so he cooled it with pepsi

ghetto jobs come in handy

wont flag down no yuppie

headed home made some dinner

but wnat to be thinner

so ate a banana

and what ever rhymes with banana?

[Kat_Kloud]

I just sat down at my chair

Took a look at the thread, said "No fair!"

I think it's my turn to write

It's that time of the night

In which I think I'll let you compare:

Which would you rather me be:

Warm-hearted lover of trees,

Who strips off her clothes and runs free?

Or the dark, brooding 'misunderstood',

Who looks evil but's actually good?

[tendo]

i am in my CADD class

no teachers far or near

we know not where we are to go,

so we're just staying here.

its me and a bunch of young 'uns

and a fellow member of the crew,

but pom pom, sprisingly, isnt freaked,

she knows just what to do.

just stay here, and admit so monday,

if asked where we were for this time,

yet answer them not, if they ask,

what i did, for i shant say 'made rhyme'

we're all just sitting here calmly,

not even talking to each other at all,

theres no teacher, this is insane,

are we really that brainwashed after all?

we should be yelling, and running amuck,

not doing what we'd otherwise be 'llowed,

but we have all period to ourselves,

and im gonna go talk to my friend now.

[moe eubleck]

ring around the rosies

pocket full of MOEsies

I wiggle my toesies

fought off the evil foesies

kat kloud hugs treesies

and takes off her clozeis

Moe looky lookies

cuz he has norty eyzies

Edited September 24, 2004 by moe eubleck

[Mentalcase]

I wake up early every morning to Mod,

So hyper from the coffee my mind is abroad,

I start to think how odd it is that people are frauds,

editing topics about rods, bigfoots and gods,

singling out all the frickin facades,

it's not hard work, but there are some jerks

that are so berserk that they lurk anonymously

and I have to ban em, I wish I had some help from

my homie Phantom, it seems like a crime that he would decline,

but he stepped down because he ain't got the time,

we should make a shrine cause his modding's divine,

and I should take some time to work on my rhymes,

Peace out, I suck. word.

[The Cheat]

dearest tendo:

Now no holds are barred

You’ll look like a ‘****

Your image worse than marred

For life you’ll be scarred

When im thru with you

First thing to insult is your hair

Long and gross, gives me a scare

But compared to your face u could call it fair

So it’s a good thing that its hanging there

To cover your ugly mug

Your poems blow

They’re worse than mine, you know

And your art should go

Under lots of yellow snow

Just give up already

To point out your oddities I now seek

You make strange noises whenever you speak

Your joints bend sideways, what a freak

And all your bones crack and creak

Abomination of nature

You smell like poo

Have the feet of a kangaroo

wear freakin clow shoes

Don’t need to say ‘boo’

to scare kids away

If your poem was tru it wouldn’t be such a bore

Dissing my sarcasm is uncalled for

Cuz no one uses it better or more

Twould be like me dissing your gaming core

a bold-faced lie

For help with school you’re not one to call

When shooting, you hit nothing at all

Athletic you aren’t; over your own feet you fall

Except, I’ve noticed, you’ve great at football

Boo freakin yah

[tendo]

you sucketh mightily

[Janiel]

once upon a time

there lived a man who ate a lime

but then a woman on a dime

she had too much time

and stole his lime

Edited September 24, 2004 by Janiel

[Kismit]

For the lime was fine

they danced in line

but only in the summer time .

the girl in the ryhme

she took her dime .

Put it in a slot machine

and walked off mightily upset

cause limes suck when your broke .

[moe eubleck]

there once was a Kismit

who wrote some good shiznit

better than limp bizkit

so one day we kicked it

then Moe became the only man

who learned of kismit's secret plan

for worldly unholy domination

a place devoid of condensation

kismit's creation kismit's nation

so she gave moe an occupation

now he runs her radio station

Edited September 24, 2004 by moe eubleck

[The Cheat]

there was once a dude named Moe

who adventured long ago

then typed out his first witty gem

then settled down into UM

his sanity began to waver

but every post of his was savored

for his remarkable humor and wit

his randomness gives laughing fits

loved by all, he'd never scorn ya

but then he went to California

he disappeared for a long time

we feared he began a life of crime

but now he's back from his long trek

the groovy, jazzy, Moe Eubleck

[moe eubleck]

in a hole in the ground there lived The Cheat

she was no hobbit but was very neat

the cheat had groovy things to eat

like apple pie, cheese and camel meat

worked at a fair to sell some cider

one day a geezer sat down beside her

all he wanted was a tall glass of water

the cheat became mad cuz he said " Im your father"

so she made a rude gesture with her middle finger

that was the day The Cheat started cheating

flipping the birdie with every new meeting

if they didnt respect her, they got a good beating

the old men in the fair started retreating

laced the cider with posionous cheese

when people drank they started to wheeze

"save me save me somebody please !"

the cheat cackled evily with lots of "hee-hees "

Now The Cheat shall forever live in history

but only for writing that sweet Moe poetry

but better to call the prose sweet MOEtry

word to your mother and now go hug a tree

[tendo]

it may be me being sick,

or my emotions and what not,

but i think you've won this little fite,

the cheat...u get what u want.

[The Cheat]

@ Moe

thanks moe, the one about me

is an awesome bit of MOEtry

  but I think you've won this little fite the cheat

Horray for me

I claim victory

and do the victory dance

then send tendo off to france

now that our war has come to an end

I must clarify that tendo's really a friend

the bestest i have ever had

he cheers me up when i am sad

most of those insults weren't true

he's actually a real cool dude

[Kat_Kloud]

So tomorrow is Homecoming Dance...

What a great chance to start off a prance!

I'll bring with me my shield and my lance,

Those preps, they don't stand a chance!

Just kidding, I'm not one to kill.

I might be edgy, but still.

So what is the point of this lot?

Is it to dress up, to say you look hot?

Or to spend some money

to take out your honey

Perhaps to make out in dark spots?

I guess I'll find out

What this thing's all about

and see what fun it is, or not!

[The Cheat]

entitled: I could use some of the hard stuff

cider cider everywhere

not another drop i can drink

it seems that working at the fair

has put me to the brink

annoying customers won't go away

hot cider on my pants and shirt

in the stand all freakin day

my poor feet really hurt

yet today im going back again

because I need the cash

i want to go back to sleep, but then

remember that I need the cash

[Daughter of the Nine Moons]

Cash is nice

I like it lots.

I would use it

to buy Tater Tots.

Would hand them out

Just give them away

and no one would

have to pay.

Tater Tot Day

I would proclaim.

LOL I know

this poem is quite lame.

Lame or not

I just don't care.

This poem is fluff

as light as air.

Eat, eat, eat

my friends.

If the taters go bad

you'll get the bends.

That would stink

in fact it would suck.

'cause your stomach

would feel like a hockey puck.

[Daughter of the Nine Moons]

Holy Crap! The cry ran

through the thread

The Mods are here

Run away, pretend you're dead.

With dread you wait

Will they laugh will they frown

Now they're posting

Will they just lock it down?

Magikman likes no potty mouth

With Mentalcase I would not argue.

Kismit's wicked ...there's no doubt.

UniversalAbsurdity never shouts

Of Aslan and Kira we never see.

They've been MIA........

They might have gone out for tea.

Quiet now... the White Wizard has come

SaRuMaN ThE GrEaT.

Yikes I've got to go its getting late!

All I want to now know

Will I have privileges tomorrow

Can I stay or must I now go

To my very great sorrow

[tendo]

sad happy, sad happy,

happy sad, happy sad,

if i dont make up my mind soon,

im going to be mad

one minute down,

the next up high,

all i wish to know,

is why

[The Cheat]

Cash is nice

I like it lots.

I would use it

to buy Tater Tots.

Would hand them out

Just give them away

and no one would

have to pay.

Tater Tot Day

I would proclaim.

LOL I know

this poem is quite lame.

Lame or not

I just don't care.

This poem is fluff

as light as air.

Eat, eat, eat

my friends.

If the taters go bad

you'll get the bends.

That would stink

in fact it would suck.

'cause your stomach

would feel like a hockey puck.

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How I love Tater tots

golden brown and piping hot

the Tater Tot day you proclaim

would put all other holidays to shame

tater tots are mmm so good

id eat as many as i possibly could

and if DOT was giving them away

i dont think i could stay away

"say what you will about our school, but i still say these are the best tater tots money can buy" -Principle skinner

[Kismit]

Lol Dot...

Kismit wants you to know

she is pleased to see ,

it's missing in action,

not someone of femininity .

And moe

boo , yes, boo on you

disclosing my plan

is not good for you ,

For kismit has powers of mental prowess

of banning deleting and editing yes .

So listen young Moe take heed of the Daughter

You'll need her muchly when I take the water .