Daughter of the Nine Moons Posted September 28, 2004 #51 Share Posted September 28, 2004 Kismit... I probably would hurl if you told him I thought that he was a girl!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kismit Posted September 28, 2004 #52 Share Posted September 28, 2004 (edited) Don't worry fair Dot , I'll never tell I'm sure that's probably just as well . I think I broke Moe , he's runded away . I wouldn't of hurt him , not much, any-way.... Moe , it's O.K. Kismit isn't evil , honest . Edited September 28, 2004 by Kismit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mentalcase Posted September 28, 2004 #53 Share Posted September 28, 2004 You peoples are so cute. LOL@DOTS Mod poem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moe eubleck Posted September 28, 2004 #54 Share Posted September 28, 2004 oh , the wonderful world of MODS in the world of UM they are like gods no one has the guts to call them frauds or they will be banned like peas in pods One is named mentalcase a nice guy but has a second face talks to himself in the chatroom place sprayed his other with a can of mace But MC MC has mad freestyle skill keepin it real he just likes to chill Then there is Magikman avatar the tazmanian hes a funky homosapien an entertainer of children always anonymous highly atonomous has saved Moe from being embarassed aother is kismit this cutey is the shiznit uses her powers to make flower showers (?) even tho she didnt vote for Moe he still loves her so yo yo yo yo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tendo Posted September 29, 2004 Author #55 Share Posted September 29, 2004 ode to calc... this math is very mean, it makes little sense you see, but the basis of math is logic, its so frustrating to me! calculus is such a pain, it makes me very sick, if calc were a person id tell him to, suck on my big fat hairy.........toe... dirty minded people... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moe eubleck Posted September 29, 2004 #56 Share Posted September 29, 2004 The Daughter of Nine Moons takes long to type so we call her Dot this name is really hype The folks at UM all love her alot She is groovy and sweet this one who's called Dot. shes a very good girl who never smokes pot writes many haikus that are very deep in thought isnt like Tupac, shes never been shot Moes keeps close the many lesson's shes taught one day she tore up some seats at a concert like a true Clash fan Dot moshed and didnt get hurt cuz her dotness kept her awake and ever on alert cuz she be a magnet for crazy men who try to flirt Dot held a picnic and invited all her buds everyone showed up , honeys and studs Moe brought a monkey who tried to get funky got it on with a chimpazee next to universal absurdity but then the monkey dropped a huge banana peel Dot stepped on it then tripped on her heel then She stumbled to the ground with a big giant squeal Dot faked a smile to keep it all real then the monkey tried to swoon dot but Dot had a gun and the monkey got shot. "you shot my monkey ! cried Mister Moe but Dot spilled her tea from laughing so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daughter of the Nine Moons Posted September 29, 2004 #57 Share Posted September 29, 2004 (edited) there was a mad cleric who went by the name of Moe Eublek some called him trickster and dismissed him as fluff they learned the truth learned it not soon enough his sig lets out a sirens call foolish & unwary he'll catch them all Moe has an identity secret agent- no name some say his insanity is hereditary I really don't know you must ask his brother Peggy In the Ocelot War wether friend or foe You knew the score Twas the fight for the Land of MOE Master of third personness of Moe's power's I'm awestruck this I must confess! Edited October 12, 2004 by Daughter of the Nine Moons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tendo Posted September 30, 2004 Author #58 Share Posted September 30, 2004 mish mash mosh, pish pash posh, i ate the bug, and puked on the rug, squish squash squosh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moe eubleck Posted September 30, 2004 #59 Share Posted September 30, 2004 (edited) Tom Tom the piper's son stole a pig an away did run but the pig escaped and Tom was raped at the point of a 50 cal. gun Edited September 30, 2004 by moe eubleck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tendo Posted September 30, 2004 Author #60 Share Posted September 30, 2004 heh heh...limericks... there once was a man named dave, who lived with a dead whore in a cave, she was missing one t**, and smelled like sh**, but think of the money he saved Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moe eubleck Posted September 30, 2004 #61 Share Posted September 30, 2004 georgie porgie pudding and pie kissed the girls and made them cry got his girls from having big pecs but never practiced having safe sex georgie porgie pudding and pie got VD and started to die remember boys to wrap the flap or be prepared to get the clap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moe eubleck Posted October 1, 2004 #62 Share Posted October 1, 2004 (edited) last night the MODS were FCC, cuz Moe smoked too much THC scraped the bowl and found some black made Moe have a heart attack starting trippin on some suspicions that every one was out getin him every passing car was a cop so moe done cleaned up with his mop scared of being UM blacklisted cleaned so hard Moe went limp wristed like he be jackin double fisted started scrubbin cleaned the oven hearing footsteps all above him like an ocean was this Moe's motion oganized his wifes skin lotion Dot and Jan messed with my emotions the spice rack now be color coded Mrs. Moe likes when I am loaded Edited October 1, 2004 by moe eubleck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lottie Posted October 1, 2004 #63 Share Posted October 1, 2004 OMG Moe! You have me crying with laughter! I love your poems Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tendo Posted October 3, 2004 Author #64 Share Posted October 3, 2004 up all nite awaiting, the arrival of one of my girls. that i talk to when online, when so bored i could hurl. one of which, u know of, for i speak of her all the time the other u know more closely, for she speaks in here, in rhyme. if one of these 2 girls is on, i can be happy the whole while im on, but neither of them are right now, and thats why i wrote this song Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cheat Posted October 5, 2004 #65 Share Posted October 5, 2004 dear Tendo, i am very sorry that you were alone on a night so starry I wasnt online but you know i would have been here for ya if I could or chillin out at your house or mine but alas, there were customers in line Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tendo Posted October 5, 2004 Author #66 Share Posted October 5, 2004 CAD report is due today, i have not a thing to show. not many do, i am afraid, was an impossible task ill have u know! i dont know how the other's did it, i found a company to write about, but the link stopped working suddenly, and now im left to pout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lottie Posted October 5, 2004 #67 Share Posted October 5, 2004 Tendo this is not good put those pouty lips away there must be more than one company that will pass your way. And if theres not, do not frown frowning is not good either you will be like a clown. A smile is good, a smile a day will make you feel happy, alive and pray let me know how the CAD went otherwise my words are uselessly spent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tendo Posted October 5, 2004 Author #68 Share Posted October 5, 2004 i got a zero im afraid, but he gave me one more day, as i explained my case, and he knows my working ways. i wrote one on a phony comp'ny, he said he didnt want me to, but since i dont have another one, its all that i can do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moe eubleck Posted October 6, 2004 #69 Share Posted October 6, 2004 for Lady Lottie : there was once a lovely lady named lottie who struted the runways cuz she was a hottie her accent was royalty influenced mad loyalty spoke much like a queen sweetly and quite serene like a melodical music theme like a cat in a sun beam but things werent always as they seem one day lottie made a fraudulant scheme added some mayonaise to the facial cream apllied it to the evil model , Rasheem Rasheem got all oily her face got all boily Rasheem cried out in shock it was her turn on the cat walk When she entered she fell on her sock cuz Lottie had filled them with volcanic rock then sabotaged her lady's frock soaked them in stinky beef stock at this the crowd began to mock and Rasheem then had a mental block even though it may or may not not be true be nice to Lottie - cuz she knows kung -fu name her your queen and honour her glory or be in Dr. Seuss's next story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lottie Posted October 7, 2004 #70 Share Posted October 7, 2004 Moe I love your poem Thankyou. You have made my day!! xx Near a forest in the West There lives a man called Moe He writes all day in the sun and everywhere he goes. His tales of dragons, beasts and Moes are wonderful to the imagination That Lottie thinks Moe has an incredible gift And cannot wait for his next creation. Dr. Suess beware beware cause you have competion from the mighty Moe he has no fear he fight the monsters often. Green Eggs and Ham is what Moe needs so Lottie makes a tasty treat Sam I am, Sam I am not but the eggs ar great and the ham is hot. One day it will be that the imagination will unfold Onto paper and print and books will be sold and never forget the man called Moe he sits in sun and writes forever brave and bold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsenik Posted October 7, 2004 #71 Share Posted October 7, 2004 if i had time I'd eat swine but i can't die damn Random words pf emotional vampire goodness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moe eubleck Posted October 8, 2004 #72 Share Posted October 8, 2004 A long long time ago as all you folks should know uncle noah built himself an ark but one day a stranger like a dog in manger stowed away on the ark straight from a trailer park disguised as a whale shark said the gospel according to mark his name was Moe he was no John Doe he put on a strip show dressed as a deutch ho stroked Noah's big toe fondled some bread dough tugged on his beard and then made a free throw then Noah grabbed his boa from the subkingdom parazoa in the island of western samoa he usually played with a goat took to a dark spot on the boat liked the taste of its fur coat came away with a raw throat but Moe was a secret agent under cover this is what Noah was soon to discover when Moe made his bust Noah was full of lust smoked a bag of angel dust started getting on his thrust caught Noah in the stables dancing nude on the tables pulling on horses cables like a freak from aesop's fables so Moe pulled his mace and started a long chase Noah ran all over the place like a strung out rat race moe swung with grace cought Noah in the face fell over his shoe lace now Noah has a neck brace serving 10 years for disgrace laughed at by peachers for shagging barn creatures Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TooFarGone Posted October 8, 2004 #73 Share Posted October 8, 2004 A quatrain I will right Four lines of meaning it is. They are simple, and can be in different forms. I'm done, and this is finished Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moe eubleck Posted October 8, 2004 #74 Share Posted October 8, 2004 baa baa black sheep E F G how I wonder what you are one for my master T U V like a diamond who lives down the lane now I know my A B C how I wonder what you are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snuffypuffer Posted October 8, 2004 #75 Share Posted October 8, 2004 Dirty donkey eats pie Has a hammer in his eye And now I'll sing a lullaby For a hidey howdy hi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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