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[Kismit]

Dear Dot I have something to say ,

I'll try to be gentle O.K.

My children have re-named my lamb ,

not fluffy, not Sheepy not Sam .

But Dot it is not ,

I here you cry, WHAT!

What a shame it would be

for Dash to seen .

with his brother Marvin the Martian .

I am sorry Dot .

[Daughter of the Nine Moons]

Kis, do you hear me weep?

Dot was a good name for sheep.

I thought that you joke

but now my heart is broke.

[Kismit]

And Dot I did want it to stay ,

But my children got carried away.

For nothing ryhmes with marvin ,

except maybe carvin.

and martian is harder

I guess i'll have to be smarter

Dot ryhmes with alot ,

like spot hot and snot

it rolles off the tounge

like a lamb chop with too much mint sauce .

Edited October 18, 2004 by Kismit

[Subtemperate]

Dot i too have a problem with kismit

She seems to thin she is the shiznit

She names a sheep

like little boo peep

But she cant stand by her guns

she bows down to her sons

and you know what...shes rather bland

But she is in new zealand...

So i wont hold it against her

I wouldnt want to depress her

So ill finsh this nicely and say

That im sure she'll be nice...one day

[Kismit]

Nice is not a word to discribe me ,

for evil and smitefull depict me .

and powers i have ,

greater than the allmighty Sav .

now thats a sad rhyme ,

but I aint got much time .

and my MSN friend is to blame .

thanks for the bike .

[tendo]

yer nice my dear kiz,

no reese thats for sure,

just teasing of course,

so dont beat me sore

[moe eubleck]

there was once a subby

had to much porridge and got chubby

made his hands very grubby

so he slipped into the tubby

and started to scrubby scrubby

his love was a virgin squirrel

one day gave him a spinal epidural

cuz subby made a naughty refferal

about a certain UM girl

[snuffypuffer]

I know a girl her name is Dot

I kissed her in the parking lot

She says groovy it makes me smile

Walk with her a little while

She gives me cookies cos she be nice

We stay up late, watch Miami Vice

But she got those funky superpowers.

She's Canadian it makes her day

And I got nothing else to say

So I'll just shrug and walk away.

[Subtemperate]

Damn it to hell moe

Is there no place you wont go

The squirrel and I are at an end

And my pass at another I shall defend

Moe has misty, go play with her

try and clean the stains from her fur

But youll come back at sub, and you know what thats to?

Because I get more porridge then you

[The Cheat]

Moe is truly first rate

Moems are impossible to hate

His writing on the UM slate,

to be awesome is their fate

At member poems he is great

our laughter his humor does sate

about him i would love to prate

but its tired i stayed up late

so i must say 'g'nite, mate'

[snuffypuffer]

The Cheat speaks true

She's groovy to you

Her eye sees all

Like a Kewpie Doll

Her poems do rhyme

And sound like lime?

Do not these waters drink.

[Subtemperate]

Watching someone hurt from afar

Is something that i find too hard

Not beig able to show support

or hug them in my arms for comfort

Is the hardest thing I face today

I know what Id do if I could have it my way

[Guest Lottie]

This is sad oh Sub oh Sub

I think I am going to blub oh blub

The greatest thing you will do today

Is sending out happy thoughts

to that person far away.

[Subtemperate]

He sits alone hurting like hell

The rock that stood has now fell

I cant feel my brain, and I dont want to know

Why is it I hurt so

[The Cheat]

*sigh*

The cheat is getting lonely

is it because she's homely?

she thinks that it is not

merely caused by lack of hott,

but the guys at her school are pricks

and only care 'bout the chicks

that are perfectly pencil thin

but have no heart within.

Or they're of the other lot

getting drunk and smoking pot.

Any decent dude would suffice

all she want's is a guy that's nice.

None seem to fall in that zone

And she's just so tired of being alone.

[moe eubleck]

the cheat has much groove and wit

but young teenage boys will not see it

this is something moe must admit

do not fret bob, only time shall permit

many moons ago , we were a homely Moe

we were short, thought we would never grow

but time did tell a different show

and this was not a tale of woe

2005 is the reuinion day

this time all the bullies will pay

for Moe is 3 feet taller than they

we shall enter with a loud donkey's bray

but our long years of training we shall not betray

pay no attention to these boys , the cheat

live life wholesome, joyful and neat

the best revenge is living a life that is sweet

while those silly young boys, are beating thier meat.

[snuffypuffer]

One is the loneliest number you will ever dooo....... -Three Dog Night.

Me, myself, and I is fine.

We got no worries,

We drink turpentine.

Alone ain't so bad you see

When it's just I myself and me

You'll find your love

When you've found yourself

And you've amplified

Your mental health.

And now, for your love and admiration, some piggies

[Guest Lottie]

*sigh*

The cheat is getting lonely

is it because she's homely?

she thinks that it is not

merely caused by lack of hott,

but the guys at her school are pricks

and only care 'bout the chicks

that are perfectly pencil thin

but have no heart within.

Or they're of the other lot

getting drunk and smoking pot.

Any decent dude would suffice

all she want's is a guy that's nice.

None seem to fall in that zone

And she's just so tired of being alone.

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Oh Cheat Oh Cheat

This is bad

You do not need a man to make you glad.

A man will come along one day

decent...you will see

for now have fun and live your life the way

you want it to be.

Guys are not the be all and end all

this is so

Grow independant, learn about yourself

and the rest will follow.

[Daughter of the Nine Moons]

Dot on Dot

Dot has a third eye

in the centre of her head

She uses it to scare the kids

By hiding underneath their beds

Dotty's evil can't you see

she might poke you with a pointy stick

or hang you from a tree.

From a blind mans cup

Dot will steal the money

she might even kick a pup.

Dot will lie, steal or cheat

and if she drives by you

She will run you off the street.

If you p*** her off beware

slowly she will turn around

and pin you with the three-eyed stare.

Kids will cry and old folks quake

people lock their doors

when Dot's on coffe break.

It has been said before

To put a stop to evil Dot

is really quite a chore.

[moe eubleck]

super Dot had gone bad

some thought that she has gone mad

others thought it was just a fad

shes steel toed and leather clad.

but truthfully it was from a honey

who Dot gave to lots of money

took advantage of Dotty's kindness

payed her back with only blindness

so her third eye started blinking

her sanity started sinking

and as her cash flow started shrinking

her evilness began much thinking

She found the mommy one day at a bus stop

stalked her to a local beauty shop

tossed her out a 3 story junk swap

laughed as the mommy did a falling belly flop

Like when janiel killed santa , never bothered to mop

It has been said before

To put a stop to evil Dot

is really quite a chore.

[Janiel]

Dotty did has learned well

making others go through hell

this thrid eye is a technique

although hard to learn is quite unique

dotty she mastered it fast

but use it well so it'll last

just a little note, no matter what you do

im still a greater evil then you

been my pupil since the day she wed

just, dont let it go to your head

with this i have said

enjoy your evil

and drown a kid with a weevil

[The Cheat]

Thanks Moe, Snuffs, and Lottie

For kinda poems written to me

you cheered me up a bunch

and Moe made me choke on Hawaiian punch

(lol)

thanks guys

From a blind mans cup

Dot will steal the money

she might even kick a pup.

Dot will lie, steal or cheat

and if she drives by you

She will run you off the street.

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no way DOT, i refuse to believe it!!

[Janiel]

 

no way DOT, i refuse to believe it!! 

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TC, Believe it

~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Early easter morning

Twas sunny, and not yet any mourning

the easter bunny was doing he rounds

giving kids eggs and petting hounds

all that went away

when Janiel came this way

he is know for

killing santa, that stupid whore

kids are crying

mothers trying

to get rid of me

but i know they see

that i want to kill

for i going to get that thing, once im over this hill

people screaming

together teaming

attempting to stop my rampage

they are better off in a cage

as i pass the hill i see him, happy, fluffy and pink

this isn't going to be his day, my clothes will most likely stink

as i approach he turns

i feel my heart urn

reaching around my back

unbuckling it with a "clack"

slowly pulling it out

the poor things about to pout

the shiny sword

is this bunnys new lord

with a quick flick

off goes an arm, that damn quick

he crying in fear

giving me pure cheer

slowly taking of another arm

doing him, a lot of harm

his screaming growing higher

i know, in fact he was a liar

with his last few breaths he mumbles:

"we will get you, no matter the amount of tumbles...."

one last gash

his head gone, faster then Mrs. Dash

words slip out, "two down one to go, and you know who you are"

the tooth fairy, just getting in her car.

"here i come, no matter where you run"

Janiel's comming, and he's gonna have some fun...

[kikuchiyo]

Build to destroy

My accomplices an instant

My victims, the other ......

Once vagrant .................

Now, in order .................

Like Soldiers of clay ..............

They stand in rows ...............

Never to see, a new day .......

One will create, multiple blows

These Russian destroyers.....................

Countless... they are............................

All there lives stolen by deceitful players

Yet... they Never go far,.......................

Once....in order.........

now they ...shatter........ . . .... . . . . . . .. . . . . .. .. . . .. ... . .

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figure it out, then PM me with your answers.

Edited October 24, 2004 by kikuchiyo

[Daughter of the Nine Moons]

First there’s Snuffy with his kisses sweet

His flirts will sweep you off your feet.

Inside his kisses make me feel so funny

He gives me lots cause I’m his UM honey

Then there’s Moe whom I adore

Chatting with him is never a bore

His inner middle child’s just like mine

He’s funny when he talks da kine

Janiel’s the dude I call little brother

He’s unlike any, except one other

He is quite the irreverent lad

Who tries to get me to be bad

The other I call brother is Tendo

But I really consider him a friend though

I think he’s sweet and groovy.

And he should star in his own movie

Sub’s an Aussie who’s a rock

If he tells you otherwise then it’s a crock

One day I gave his bike away

F.Y.S.Y.O.M.F.D

A girl named Bob, who’s called The Cheat

If she keeps like she’s going she’ll have the boys at her feet.

On the second UM buddy day

She sent me a pm to say “hey”

Of Kismit I can’t say enough

She’s never mean and rarely gruff

She has a plan to steal the water

I hope she got the jars I bought her

All the Maui kids they rock

There’s Nik, Sara, Bobo, KT and Hawk

These kids I think are all terrific.

They live on an island in the Pacific

There’s the dude they call Stillcrazy

Once elections are over he gets to be lazy

He lives in the Midwest.

He really deserves to have a rest.

I hope you all enjoyed my little rhyme,

Although it took but little time.

My friends you mean a lot to me

Now I must rescue my cat from the tree.