Subtemperate Posted October 25, 2004 #126 Share Posted October 25, 2004 (edited) Dot poem is a gift to read It make many happy indeed She almost mention everyone Even Kismit, though shes not fun She calls me a rock, i laugh back at her Dont spread rumours or Ill be flattered So from me today you wont here a peep As long as you get some god damn sleep.... Edited October 25, 2004 by Subtemperate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daughter of the Nine Moons Posted October 25, 2004 #127 Share Posted October 25, 2004 Here I sit brokenhearted Cause I ate some beans and then I farted I heard this rhyme somewhere I know Perhaps it was Edgar Allen Poe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moe eubleck Posted October 25, 2004 #128 Share Posted October 25, 2004 (edited) beans beans are good for your heart the more you eat the more you fart beans for breakfast is a jazzy start spread them refried upon a pop tart release your gas inside a walmart while riding shotgun in a shopping cart it wil make the people dart thier fear off your cloud goes of the chart Edited October 25, 2004 by moe eubleck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kikuchiyo Posted October 26, 2004 #129 Share Posted October 26, 2004 no one answered my riddle? why why is that too nibble? Why why Can't anyone see the resemblance with reality? singular representation of things in my imagination A distortion if you may of what i see every day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snuffypuffer Posted October 26, 2004 #130 Share Posted October 26, 2004 I wish I were the King of France Captain America or Wonderpants. Then I'd be Lord of the Dance But a night with your sister will do. My groove is lovely it's a keeper I'll put your daddy in a sleeper I got all my people on my beeper But a nice fresh cob salad will do. UM buddies they do rock Moe converses deeply with his sock I kiss and giggle with the Dot For Janiel, a big jug of Pepsi will do. Subby he flirts as much as me Beat Kismit in a Down Under Spelling Bee But I like to play freeze tag with the Kiwi cutie A bag of Doritos will do. Bob the Cheat oh she makes me smile She'll be breaking hearts in a little short while. Tendo and Mario on the fm dial But a man named Susannah will do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subtemperate Posted October 27, 2004 #131 Share Posted October 27, 2004 This might suck... Drowning here at the bottom of the world Swimming is for suckers, floaties are for nerds Cant live in a paddock, id be something that was hurled Plus I am no cattle, because I do not fit in herds I rot away inside like a michael jackson song Wondering if i'll hit, or if i'll fail badly I dont get the feeling I am meant to be here long But should I be taking this news so gladly Locked in my cell looking into nothingness Depression doesnt even cut it Every day feeling less and less Like I am going to be able to get through it The only breath that gives me life Is from a gust so far away Every time i feel In strife They manage to blow it past torquay But how long can you live on a slight breeze Of something you long to be with eternally I get down on my bed on hands and knees And pray that this works out for me.... internally. The voice in my head wont go away forever He is waiting for me to crack under pressure I might be rock, I might be nice and clever But I am something that I cannot take, not at my own leisure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snuffypuffer Posted October 29, 2004 #132 Share Posted October 29, 2004 da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da I heard a song On the radio Didn't like it It was stupid 'Bout some waitress In a diner Looking at some dude in the window da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da And the singer She was talking And there was this Insipid chorus da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da I lost brain cells Made me stupid Now I like Nascar Grew a mullet Stupid song is Stuck in my head now Stab it out please Bathroom ninja da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moe eubleck Posted October 29, 2004 #133 Share Posted October 29, 2004 Funk Master Moe Flow went to donkeys groovy show had a great time although shoudlnt have sat in the front row went home and changed hs clothes why they were wet , only donkey knows this information we dont wish to suppose as we wash much goo off with our hose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subtemperate Posted October 29, 2004 #134 Share Posted October 29, 2004 I went to see the donkey show too I also got covered in this yucky goo I really dont know what i should do I hope that donkey had the flu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daughter of the Nine Moons Posted October 31, 2004 #135 Share Posted October 31, 2004 Dot on Dot II Evil Dot has come to play, Cause Halloween’s a day a way. She’s a mean and evil one, Who enjoys her life of evil fun. Today while shopping at the mall, It was security they had to call. It all started innocently enough, When she tried to pay for her stuff. In the checkout got pushed from behind, That’s when evil Dot lost her mind. As Moe had once noted. This next line I have quoted: “So her third eye started blinking Her sanity started sinking” She punched the cashier in the nose And stepped upon old ladies toes. She stomped off in an angry huff, Never pausing to pay for her stuff. To Starbuck’s she went to get a latte That’s when Dot started being naughty. She knocked ten tables on the floor Then she flew to the bookstore “What” she cried! “ No Desnos, no Nin!” That’s when her head began to spin. She threw books at a stranger’s head And stole some books she never read. She then started to scream and shout. Then security had to take her out. Oh very wily is this evil Dot She vandalized cars in the parking lot. That’s when it started to rain And put a stop to her sinking brain. With her sanity restored Evil Dot got quite bored, Although she goes away for a while, She’ll be back you can see it in Dot’s smile. *bows* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subtemperate Posted October 31, 2004 #136 Share Posted October 31, 2004 Everytime I go outside I find a place where I can hide Underneath a tree somewhere behind my neighbours underwear even in a shopping cart Id try it in a custard tart If i hid inside a car I dont think i would get far well unless someone drove it away and where id go i couldnt say But maybe id enjoy the ride If I decided not to hide they say monkey see, monkey do Have you ever tasted monkey glue? It kind of taste like otter pie or toad in the hole, complete with fly Im sure it isnt like raw sheeps brain or turtle shells in a lions mane I will have to try this one day soon If they will ever let me back in that zoo.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colorless Posted November 1, 2004 #137 Share Posted November 1, 2004 Chicago is the city where I was born. It is in the Midwest where we grow corn. The weather can get really cold or really hot. And from the Sears Tower, a person can look like a tiny dot. Our sports teams are the Bulls, Bears, Sox and Cubs. For transportation, you can take the train, the bus or the sub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tendo Posted November 1, 2004 Author #138 Share Posted November 1, 2004 cambras the city where i was raised, its a boring town all nite and all day. the weather is nice, in the spring, summer and fall, and from baker hill the stars u can see fall, i hate sports, tho nintendo is nifty, the population is round about 50. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subtemperate Posted November 1, 2004 #139 Share Posted November 1, 2004 Melbourne is the city of which Im born and bread A beautiful place to live, a lovely place to have your bed The weather it can range from very chilly to real hot In winter you wont freeze, but in summer youll sweat alot The food is very nice, from a lot of ranging places Everywhere you go you see lots of different faces A multicultural city with lots to do and see I wouldn't change this place except Id bring someone to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girty1600 Posted November 1, 2004 #140 Share Posted November 1, 2004 The ghosts and gobblins are here in Lafayette Though I chose to ignore them, I suffer greatly The walls and black boxes cry out! For we are friends And that's when I know I am done for! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moe eubleck Posted November 1, 2004 #141 Share Posted November 1, 2004 A E I O U look, its a clue ! blue skidoo , we can too. green stripey Moe is after you you cannot run from green stripey fun we smile at a nun skidoo on the sun we skidoo to the moon our first clue a balloon by now is high noon better drink coffee soon Moe skidoos to da hood second clue a baked good we are knocking on wood gangsters here said we should but they dont like green stripey Moe we think maybe its time to go we need our third clue tho yo yo yo so we sick them on the new host Joe they tie Joe up with lots of rope use sharpened pliers and start to grope idiot Joe is too smiley to mope or maybe smiling helps him cope triangle Joe doesnt have any hope we skidoo to a Joe's dead party looks like a new orleans nakee marti found our third clue this was jazzy and hearty green stripey Moe is really a smarty look kids, we just found our third clue ! green stripey Moe has a thinking chair too ! we sit in the chair thinking what we can do ! a balloon , a baked good and a stripper in a moo moo we just fingured out Moe's Clues !! we dance a jig at this wholesome news ! Misty wants to sing the blues with lots af ballons and colors to choose while strippers jump out of cakes in moo-moos ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daughter of the Nine Moons Posted November 2, 2004 #142 Share Posted November 2, 2004 written while bored out of my mind Hey diddle diddle I need to piddle I'm stuck in a jury room The clock runs slow Oh don't you know, This be the fate of Nine Moons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snuffypuffer Posted November 2, 2004 #143 Share Posted November 2, 2004 Sitting on my angry chair Wet my lips and comb my hair She walks in and I just stare Legs are shapely and they're bare. Peas, peas, then I sneeze. See my tantrum? Man has fleas Grumpy stumpy lumpy loo I got nothing better to do So there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moe eubleck Posted November 2, 2004 #144 Share Posted November 2, 2004 sitting on an angry yak fuzzy warmth we pet her back she walks north and we just stare legs are furry , no not bare toke toke then I choke climb you devil with beef we poke hey hoot hoot hey hoot hoot hey come lets play Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cheat Posted November 12, 2004 #145 Share Posted November 12, 2004 i am sick of play rehersal its monotonous and very dull not to mention boring the little kids are so annoying they swarm all over tendo and me even tho we're boring as can be trying to do homework or sleep but quiet, those chillins cant keep. but being on tech crew rocks never worrying about cues or clocks set up tear down, go home talk to the light crew on the phone. This is the daily rotouine since our plays have only one scene The director is a huge old cow who wants everything this second, now! she has no consideration for any others thinks she's the center of the universe. was supposed to retire, but lied as usual shes the most vile "teacher" in the school. But there's a bright ending to this tale of woe: the first performance is tomorrow! no more rehersals that last all night (and no more whining about my plight) after sunday its all done this play, anyway, but there's another one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tendo Posted November 12, 2004 Author #146 Share Posted November 12, 2004 yes it stinx, those kids do suck, there are a few whom with i can deal, like lucas and coty, and annie (she bites) and dont forget nelly, she can do a cartwheel. tho theyre so loud, 100 yards down, u can still hear the moo, of the great ego cow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cheat Posted November 18, 2004 #147 Share Posted November 18, 2004 In my hands i did hold Something better than pure gold and shinier too; Metroid Prime 2! From EB I bought the game and with it got a free Samus shirt I was so happy it hurt! But alas i cannot play for it has been hidden away until christmas morn when the wrapping can be torn. then i can play for hours neglecting sleep,food and showers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tendo Posted November 18, 2004 Author #148 Share Posted November 18, 2004 u suck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janiel Posted November 18, 2004 #149 Share Posted November 18, 2004 tendo's been denied this, he cannot hide but lets just hope he doesnt get the pope for not getting his 'prime' would be a great crime on this upcomming christmas... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moe eubleck Posted November 18, 2004 #150 Share Posted November 18, 2004 You have ressurected this thread Moe had begun to think it dead like fuzzy road kill , freshly blead body laying beside its head in gathering pool of noxious red mind the cheese log .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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