The Cheat Posted November 19, 2004 #151 Share Posted November 19, 2004 this thread shall never die as long as im alive its makes for a great time expressing random thoughts in rhyme kudos to tendo for starting it this poem'd be longer but i gotta split bye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janiel Posted November 19, 2004 #152 Share Posted November 19, 2004 the cheat has left here she still is, like Leno's cleft 2 Members: Janiel, The Cheat go on now, and eat your meat this rhyme is lame but, you know, i got some game... ok, my point is made now, go on, and get laid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subtemperate Posted November 19, 2004 #153 Share Posted November 19, 2004 A year has passed since that once great day The day that brought me happiness But since that day its fallen away And now all I have is sadness My heart ripped was ripped out this year I sat and wished to die When the wishing was all over I ended up giving it a try The hate I have for this day Is nothing like my pain I have gone through this day alot Now I must go through it in my head again Why do I have to feel like this I should be over it now, time has passed Being alone is something I am used to It is something that has never passed I sit at home and hate myself For loving the day that nearly killed me And as I sit and cry I will try not to bow to my stupidity.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moe eubleck Posted November 19, 2004 #154 Share Posted November 19, 2004 fuzzy lumpkins lazy pumpkins country bumpins whats are frumkins ? I love my kitty its very pretty and little bitty sings in the city kitty little ditty the ditty was witty in the kitty commitee hits the pinata Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cheat Posted November 20, 2004 #155 Share Posted November 20, 2004 A year has passed since that once great day The day that brought me happiness But since that day its fallen away And now all I have is sadness My heart ripped was ripped out this year I sat and wished to die When the wishing was all over I ended up giving it a try The hate I have for this day Is nothing like my pain I have gone through this day alot Now I must go through it in my head again Why do I have to feel like this I should be over it now, time has passed Being alone is something I am used to It is something that has never passed I sit at home and hate myself For loving the day that nearly killed me And as I sit and cry I will try not to bow to my stupidity.... 362635[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moe eubleck Posted November 21, 2004 #156 Share Posted November 21, 2004 MOEgo MOEgo bounce bounce kitty kitty pounce pounce we like our kitty tis sweet and pretty Moe is quite sick this dayquil we lick yo yo yo yo moe moe moe moe we once met a yak had a heart attack so sad so sad stop whispering start shouting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
man_in_mudboots Posted November 21, 2004 #157 Share Posted November 21, 2004 (edited) i had lost my comb my hair was a mess i couldnt get the wrinkles out of my vest some jackass down the hall had stolen my tooth-paste and in my mouth there was a truly truly aweful taste. but i had left the window open a remnant of my rustic life and i could smell the winds a-changing they pierced my soul like a knife it quit blowing from the north! the wind blew from the south! a friend gave me his tooth-paste and the bad taste was gone from my mouth! i found an iron and i ironed the vest smooth i found my comb in a dresser drawer, not missing a single tooth! to think that an hour before i had scoffed at luck; now i wonder how i couldnt see that luck is real and works for me; i had scoffed at luck and won; it was more than the death of irony. the winds had shifted, as i knew they would one day, my bad fortune was carrried with them, that is all that i have to say............. Edited November 21, 2004 by man_in_mudboots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cheat Posted November 26, 2004 #158 Share Posted November 26, 2004 forget fast food, wings,and jerky today is the day to eat some turkey and gorge until you're quite stuffed on cranberry sauce and 'taters well fluffed. with family, spend some quality time while eating food that is sublime Then kick back and relax a while watching football (American style). and then have 5 days off of school Turkey day is really cool! Isnt it wonderful? a holiday based on eating? ok, so its actually based on giving thanks for all that you have, but, still, its an excuse to eat all day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
man_in_mudboots Posted November 26, 2004 #159 Share Posted November 26, 2004 ha-HA! that poem is great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diebytheflyguy Posted November 26, 2004 #160 Share Posted November 26, 2004 i had lost my comb my hair was a mess i couldnt get the wrinkles out of my vest some jackass down the hall had stolen my tooth-paste and in my mouth there was a truly truly aweful taste. but i had left the window open a remnant of my rustic life and i could smell the winds a-changing they pierced my soul like a knife it quit blowing from the north! the wind blew from the south! a friend gave me his tooth-paste and the bad taste was gone from my mouth! i found an iron and i ironed the vest smooth i found my comb in a dresser drawer, not missing a single tooth! to think that an hour before i had scoffed at luck; now i wonder how i couldnt see that luck is real and works for me; i had scoffed at luck and won; it was more than the death of irony. the winds had shifted, as i knew they would one day, my bad fortune was carrried with them, that is all that i have to say............. 366020[/snapback] ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tendo Posted November 29, 2004 Author #161 Share Posted November 29, 2004 dbtfg seems to like pink floyd, as do i, so this is...um...goid... i got nothin to finish this... sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cheat Posted November 30, 2004 #162 Share Posted November 30, 2004 im so bored i dont know what to do im so bored i could chew on a shrew im so bored i've cleaned the house im so bored i disposed of the trapped mouse im so bored i did my homework im so bored, did work i normally shirk im so bored im no longer behind im so bored im losing my mind im so bored that nothing seems fun im so bored im annoying everyone! im so bored i could walk to the coast im so bored im writing this post! and this is only a mild case of boredom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tendo Posted December 6, 2004 Author #163 Share Posted December 6, 2004 theres a fly on my muffin, dear shoozy, you floozy, theres a fly on my muffin dear shoozy a fly so eat it dear dipwad dear dipwad so eat it dear dipwad so eat it, the fly well that wasnt very good...let me try again sumwhere deep inside my soul a yurning truly lurks, to kill and rip and cause pain to a few selected jerks. i bet u didnt think that dear tendo was capable of this, but theres sum ppl out there, who really deserve it. it is titled...ode to really hard bosses on video games Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cheat Posted December 6, 2004 #164 Share Posted December 6, 2004 ^ nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apocalyptic Cryptid Posted December 10, 2004 #165 Share Posted December 10, 2004 you guys are really good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cheat Posted December 11, 2004 #166 Share Posted December 11, 2004 (edited) i want to write o so bad i want to write a poem thats rad but theres just one problem with this plan all my supurb ideas just got up and ran. i can think of nothing i want to write about topics are infinite but of that, im in doubt. and the few ideas touching my heart tonight have already been written with better words than i could write [edit: fixed typo...thanx tendo] Edited December 12, 2004 by The Cheat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cheat Posted December 21, 2004 #167 Share Posted December 21, 2004 I got up too early today And got ready to face the day When I'm out the door, on my way I find out there's a school delay! So at first i thought, horray!!!!! But then realised in great dismay Awake I am, and awake i must stay Two hours shorter is the day But i can't sleep them all away Even if in my cozy bed i lay Sleep would stay far away awake and alert,back to sleep- it doesnt work that way! Lack of sleep, mind starts to fray No sleep is bad, mmmmkay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daughter of the Nine Moons Posted December 21, 2004 #168 Share Posted December 21, 2004 ok. Burnt dinner Knocked over the tree Microdot giggled With joy and glee Smoke filled my house Water on my rug Alarm wet off All I did was shrug The cat ate Joey’s dinner If she wasn’t so fat She would be thinner. Twas an untypical night Of madness and joy Tis the story of Dot and her little boy. But this Dot was glad To put him to bed Pyjamas, brushed teeth Then 2 books were read. Some warm up stretches No sit ups today Then Dot settled in with her friends To chat and to play. Good night go to bed All is well sleepy head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moe eubleck Posted December 21, 2004 #169 Share Posted December 21, 2004 a swirly lolly this Moe does lick practicing his groove on this candy so slick no woman ever told Moe that he was too quick got hit with a brick by a loser named Dick so Moe ripped his shirt and grew large like the hulk we turned very green , flexed our new vastly bulk little Dick was then smitten like America beat brittain on da neck he was bitten so let it be written peace out yo, like orenthal james Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cheat Posted December 31, 2004 #170 Share Posted December 31, 2004 haha nice one moe one i wrote for school, but i deem it poem-o-matic worthy: You hear a noise in the dark And foolishly choose to investigate. A massive shape stands in the shadows; Your courage fails, you hesitate. Stalking through the shadows Gleam of eyes seen in the night. It tenses, ready to pounce, As you fall within its sight. Jagged teeth protrude From a menacing square-jawed face Set upon an agile body Now in full motion, giving chase. As you are pinned within its grasp, You discover, to your surprise The creature about to eat you up Has a giant set of googly eyes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cheat Posted January 1, 2005 #171 Share Posted January 1, 2005 haha here's a recreation of the doodle that inspired my poem... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daughter of the Nine Moons Posted February 3, 2005 #172 Share Posted February 3, 2005 itty bitty diity Bumpety, bumpety, bump! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moe eubleck Posted February 4, 2005 #173 Share Posted February 4, 2005 look out below its the Monk Master Moe I mean Funk Master Moe Flow Turn the lights out and we'll glow its not cuz Im white yo but I am pretty tight tho never did like raw cookie dough mathematically we are slow upon you we shall bestow great powers your mind will blow like brandon lee in the crow yo yo yo yo watahh! we hit bad guys kick them in their thighs smack them with lemon pies assualt you with french fries cuz moe never got baptized this is why Moe is so wise yaks and camel allies there's no need to depsise word to your mother Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snuffypuffer Posted February 4, 2005 #174 Share Posted February 4, 2005 German speaking punk rock jive What is this heresy? I don't understand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent-Storm Posted February 4, 2005 #175 Share Posted February 4, 2005 Im all lost but still here cant find my way but very near loosing my grip but holding on feeling weak but i'll carry on falling fast but standing tall shouting out can't hear my call lifting me up but still been put down happy thoughts from the tears of a clown so all in all i can try to get back up like a bird i'll fly i'll keep smiling even when sad it's coz i met you and that im glad... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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