moe eubleck Posted February 4, 2005 #176 Share Posted February 4, 2005 tis Conan the barbarian. hes the governor, not a librarian comes off authoritarian I bet hes a vegetarian Bush races the one legged vocabulary second graded Iraq he done raided muslims they got degraded We shake it with yaks we make groovy tracks yo , pies are our snacks bearded wound by an axe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cheat Posted February 5, 2005 #177 Share Posted February 5, 2005 tis Conan the barbarian. haha i just watched that movie yesterday.... its horrible yo , pies are our snacks bearded wound by an axe 475995[/snapback] dirty moe.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daughter of the Nine Moons Posted February 7, 2005 #178 Share Posted February 7, 2005 (edited) Of Beachnut and Bob There's a girl I know called The Cheat I speak to her at times she really is sweet. She said to me, "Dotty dear I really must go If Tendo comes online, poke him for me...you know." To the cheat I said, "With pleasure my dear. I will not fail you, of this have no fear." So I waited and waited and waited some more Puffythaboy came online and finally so did Tendo. We chatted & played Bloody Penguin Snuffs is addicted, it will be his ruin. I forgot. This happens. I had a Dot moment. Then suddenly to my amazement tendo spoke up and said, "where is The Cheat? Did you see her Dot? It was her I came on to meet" <insert curse words here> "Holy crap! I forgot!" I cried. "Poke! She said Poke!" "Is that all she said" asked Tendo?"...Poke" "what kind of poke" (How the heck am I supposed to know) (Bob I have creative liscence here...so pfft!) I thought and I thought. Then I thought a bit more. "Poke you hard. Poke you with a sharp pointy stick. Poke till you fall. For a moment my screen stayed blank....then I saw "She...said that?" The words flashed across my screen. What have I done? Oh no tendo, no. It was not TC who said that. It was me don't you know. Bob is a good girl, wholesome and sweet (need a rhyme here) Kinda like the kinetic theory of heat So now I finish my fluffy ode to The Cheat. Spend your five dollars wisely. I will leave you to do your own poking Beachnut and Bob. Edited February 7, 2005 by Daughter of the Nine Moons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tendo Posted February 7, 2005 Author #179 Share Posted February 7, 2005 this, my dear dot, is why we love u so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cheat Posted February 7, 2005 #180 Share Posted February 7, 2005 haha yay! that was great DOT, and thanks for pokin him for me, sharp stick or not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowdyDoo Posted February 8, 2005 #181 Share Posted February 8, 2005 Ode to Rap I wish I had some drums, Or a synthesizer To steal all these words And become a rappin’izer. Give me a black bandana Or a car in the color of banana I’d wear gold chains for clothing And have a gold tooth for showing. It don’t take much talent, as you can see To learn how to rap, or hip hop or pee (hey, it rhymed) Just add some drums, or better yet Remake an old song and call it a celebrity. I’ll hang my pants low, right on my rump Hey, it might make it easier to take a dump! Lots of money for no talent, it’s easy to do. Millions of dollars, and my music sounds like poo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daughter of the Nine Moons Posted February 8, 2005 #182 Share Posted February 8, 2005 HowdyDoo that rocks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moe eubleck Posted February 9, 2005 #183 Share Posted February 9, 2005 I wish i could whine like an emo punk band and have lots of piercings with skateboard in hand our lyrics sound like we are speaking in tongues like a cat in heat , at the top of our lungs or we could go gothic and dress all in black cuz we are still mad at daddy for touching our sack paint our face white to look like a vampire problem is, not even Mcdonalds will hire or maybe we can go country instead trade in our docs for rodeo tread knee stomp and square dance in our skin tight blue pants have a pinto on blocks drink jack daniels on rocks or we can play jazz yo cuz Kenny G has an afro or we can make rave techno knock up 13 year old bimbos no need to thank us, no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daughter of the Nine Moons Posted February 9, 2005 #184 Share Posted February 9, 2005 that rocks Moe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+joc Posted February 9, 2005 #185 Share Posted February 9, 2005 Moe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bone_Collector Posted February 9, 2005 #186 Share Posted February 9, 2005 (edited) Red Riding Hood Red riding hood was really no good all that she thought of was food, food, food She ate and made merry whenever she could and didn't even take a walk in the wood All this gluttony made her so plump that she came to be known as the big fat lump When Wolfie saw her, he said:Yo mama so fat! How can I lay hands on this well fed brat? The sight of her made him drool and pant and all other food tasted like the bitter gourd plant This mad craving he could not bear she was one wholesome meal he didn't wanna share He couldn't wait a moment longer so, around grandma's house he began to wander but there was no grandma and there was no food and he thought he'll wait there as long as he could Of her there was but no sign and wolfie's stomach began to whine Time went by but she came along and seemed to be hiding something quite long She showed it to him with a lot of glee It made bad wolfie want to flee It was the big long butcher's knife and wolfie thought to himself: boy! what a life Edited February 9, 2005 by Bone_Collector Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moe eubleck Posted February 9, 2005 #187 Share Posted February 9, 2005 hansel and gretel There was once an old woman with a house built of sweets but kids kept eating it, so she started using thier meats she replaced the walls of bread and cakes with a ghaslty concoction of rib bones and steaks a candy cane fence that once lined the yard was now made of leg bones, rotten and charred the cherry topped long halls were now topped with eyeballs on the brown lawn , a sign made of white sheet metal read " here marks the grave of Hansel and Gretel" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daughter of the Nine Moons Posted February 10, 2005 #188 Share Posted February 10, 2005 A froggy Queen I've become, Eating flies yum, yum, yum. Silliness sets me free I can be a bumble bee Lazily from flowers I'd flit Until I grew tired of it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+joc Posted February 10, 2005 #189 Share Posted February 10, 2005 hansel and gretel That my friend, was a MasterPiece!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bone_Collector Posted February 10, 2005 #190 Share Posted February 10, 2005 Yeah Moe, that was very good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cheat Posted March 19, 2005 #191 Share Posted March 19, 2005 against the bell i race, running down the hall. untied has come my lace; i trip and start to fall. still running, send my face straight into the wall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daughter of the Nine Moons Posted March 21, 2005 #192 Share Posted March 21, 2005 !!! Poor TC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moe eubleck Posted March 22, 2005 #193 Share Posted March 22, 2005 have at thee foul yak! this yak Jack will smack cuz turned Jack his back the yak stole his crack out of a black sack Jack made his attack and the yak he did smack with a 40 pound tac You see, Jack was a quack some called him a hack teeth covered in plaque ate much cheese n mac lived in a wack shack in the heated outback But we blame the crack It put Jack off track now he thinks hes 2-pac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daughter of the Nine Moons Posted July 8, 2005 #194 Share Posted July 8, 2005 Follow the leader Through the ruins we play I lead you in circles You lead me astray Green bubbles surround you And try as I might I can't catch you You're too far out of sight Quickly I run Looking high and low If I catch you Those bubbles will go! All of a sudden Very quiet it's got Don't know where to go 'cause...I'm a lost Dot Danger surrounds me There are traps over head Rescue me quickly I don't wanna be dead. "I'll be your hero" I hear you say "Don't move an inch I'm on my way" My Dotty senses tingle I look all around The Dark has spawned- And dangers abound Ready though I am To fight them all I fear in these ruins The Dotness will fall As I prepare to take my final stand Through the doorway you burst We spring into action We kill the accursed Then standing amidst The bloodstained ground With our enemies dead I look all around With a big grin on my face And to my great delight I have healed you No green bubbles in sight "No! No! No!" I hear you say "I liked my bubbles! Why'd you take them away?" Um...I win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moe eubleck Posted July 8, 2005 #195 Share Posted July 8, 2005 thru dangers untold we follow the Dot thru the wrong door, goes the bouncing topknot the area map unchecked, we ponder this thought we wonder whats in the canadian pot So Moe tags right along hits the traps, sings a song green bubbles in his thong wont survive very long bubbles are pretty so Moe wants to keep them even tho its taxing to Moe's precious brain stem Dots come along and heals Moes poisoned gem at this Moe pouts , raises fists in condemn But when Dot finds the right way monsters she does slay blasting with her holy ray blood and guts how they do spray this makes Moe's heart sway with her canadian accent shes says "bugger" in discontent plays "rappys holiday" the event no one else knows what this meant um... Moe wins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daughter of the Nine Moons Posted July 8, 2005 #196 Share Posted July 8, 2005 Bugger! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daughter of the Nine Moons Posted October 17, 2005 #197 Share Posted October 17, 2005 Chump the Glump sat on a lumpy stump croaking "bumpbumpbump" *bows prettily* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iac_tracker Posted October 17, 2005 #198 Share Posted October 17, 2005 Are you sure chump was a glump To me he sounds more like toad Why did chump grow a big hump When all he did was carry a big load Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daughter of the Nine Moons Posted October 18, 2005 #199 Share Posted October 18, 2005 iac tracker listen here, to me the truth is very clear I know this glump his name is Chump tis a cruel thing to goad he has feelings, he's not a toad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iac_tracker Posted October 18, 2005 #200 Share Posted October 18, 2005 Dot, you sure are good at this rhyming me personally, I think it's about the timing and I know this chump, trust me he is a toad today he was swimming in my commode! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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