SpiritWriter Posted January 7, 2013 #3126 Share Posted January 7, 2013 Banned for trying to climb your way out of being a conspiracy theorist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordless Wanderer Posted January 7, 2013 #3127 Share Posted January 7, 2013 Banned for making me feel bad of my drawing skills Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lcvec Posted January 7, 2013 #3128 Share Posted January 7, 2013 Banned for having drawing skills. What do I have?? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+joc Posted January 7, 2013 #3129 Share Posted January 7, 2013 Banned for you have a question in your ban. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted January 7, 2013 #3130 Share Posted January 7, 2013 Banned for banning question marks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cenobite Posted January 7, 2013 #3131 Share Posted January 7, 2013 banned for selling rotten eggs to the vicar's wife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted January 7, 2013 #3132 Share Posted January 7, 2013 Banned for that’s not your business, especially since she was asking for more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted January 7, 2013 #3133 Share Posted January 7, 2013 (edited) Banned for butting in on others business Edited January 7, 2013 by Blue Star Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted January 7, 2013 #3134 Share Posted January 7, 2013 Banned for that’s my mission here on Earth. That and opening the door for cats who are in great hurry to get in the house because they feel like getting out the house. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted January 7, 2013 #3135 Share Posted January 7, 2013 Banned because of my liking your topsy turvy thinking as much as I do......it doesn't look good on my CV. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted January 7, 2013 #3136 Share Posted January 7, 2013 Banned for my CV doesn’t look good no matter who writes it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted January 7, 2013 #3137 Share Posted January 7, 2013 Banned for having a CV. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted January 7, 2013 #3138 Share Posted January 7, 2013 Banned for it's more like VC in my case. WC to be more precise. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted January 7, 2013 #3139 Share Posted January 7, 2013 Banned for toilet jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted January 7, 2013 #3140 Share Posted January 7, 2013 Banned for you still haven’t heard the one about a man sitting on the toilet, pushing hard, when the electricity went out. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted January 7, 2013 #3141 Share Posted January 7, 2013 Banned for not including the punch line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted January 7, 2013 #3142 Share Posted January 7, 2013 Banned for I was waiting for you to ask So as the power went out, he starts screaming in the dark: “AAAAAAAAAA!!!” His wife opens the bathroom door, holding a lit candle and asks: “What’t the matter with you, you idiot, why are you screaming like that?” “Oh, good, thank god” he says “I thought I popped my eyes out.” I'm pretty sure I told this one before... ah, what can you do, we live in age of reruns. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted January 7, 2013 #3143 Share Posted January 7, 2013 Banned for not realising that re-runs can be just as funny second(third, fourth), time around. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted January 7, 2013 #3144 Share Posted January 7, 2013 Banned for maybe, but I’m starting to feel sorry for the poor guy getting scared like that each time I tell that joke. Wait, it reminded me of another one: Two friends are shopping. Younger, newlywed says: “I’d like a nice necktie for my husband, one that will make his eyes stick out.” Older, married for years replies: “Any necktie will make his eyes stick out, you just have to tighten it.” It should be told, not written, it's all in the tone of voice... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted January 7, 2013 #3145 Share Posted January 7, 2013 Banned for some how....i'm not sure quite how......but your tone Misses H o A, comes across as clear as telepathy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted January 8, 2013 #3146 Share Posted January 8, 2013 Banned for that's because my fairy godmother was generous but insane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordless Wanderer Posted January 8, 2013 #3147 Share Posted January 8, 2013 Banned because I don't have a fairy godmother Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.United_Nations Posted January 8, 2013 #3148 Share Posted January 8, 2013 Banned because I don't have a fairy godmother banned for not joining the dark side Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordless Wanderer Posted January 8, 2013 #3149 Share Posted January 8, 2013 Banned for making me give up my purple lightsaber Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted January 8, 2013 #3150 Share Posted January 8, 2013 Banned because I don't have a fairy godmother Banned for I'd send you mine but I'm not sure if that's what you had in mind. She made me pestilence instead of giving me patience and that sort of stuff. Banned also for lightsabers don’t kill people, screenplay writers do. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts