+ouija ouija Posted February 11, 2013 #3451 Share Posted February 11, 2013 Banned for: yes, actually you do. You can't just come breezing in here pretending you've got a reason for banning people when in fact you haven't. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schizoidwoman Posted February 11, 2013 #3452 Share Posted February 11, 2013 Banned for italics! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junior Chubb Posted February 11, 2013 #3453 Share Posted February 11, 2013 Banned for Gooses do not roost! Do they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted February 11, 2013 #3454 Share Posted February 11, 2013 (edited) Banned because I might use that in a novel, if that would be okay! Be my guest, if you need more similar old-fashioned remedies and procedures, let me know. It also should have been a "cabbage leaf", not a "cabbage leave". Cabbage taking a leave... I'm such an idiot sometimes Junior, banned for holding your gun like that is an invitation not a threat. Edited February 11, 2013 by Helen of Annoy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schizoidwoman Posted February 11, 2013 #3455 Share Posted February 11, 2013 Banned for being fab! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted February 11, 2013 #3456 Share Posted February 11, 2013 Banned for damn it, that’s one of rare things I’m not capable of. There’s not an ounce of fabulous in me. I’m so unfabulous I’d invoke the rain on gay parade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted February 11, 2013 #3457 Share Posted February 11, 2013 Banned for suggesting that gays cannot cope with a little rain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted February 11, 2013 #3458 Share Posted February 11, 2013 Banned for it’s not a little rain that follows me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted February 12, 2013 #3459 Share Posted February 12, 2013 Banned for hurricanes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted February 12, 2013 #3460 Share Posted February 12, 2013 Banned for that’s out of my jurisdiction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schizoidwoman Posted February 12, 2013 #3461 Share Posted February 12, 2013 Banned for being the devil's aunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted February 12, 2013 #3462 Share Posted February 12, 2013 Banned for witchhunting. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schizoidwoman Posted February 12, 2013 #3463 Share Posted February 12, 2013 Banned for doubting my witchhunting skills. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted February 12, 2013 #3464 Share Posted February 12, 2013 BANNED! Because. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted February 12, 2013 #3465 Share Posted February 12, 2013 Banned for shouting is too obvious, sooooo: banned for copying Chubb and being too lazy to give a reason. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted February 12, 2013 #3466 Share Posted February 12, 2013 Banned for thinking I copied a post (or posts) that I haven't seen. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junior Chubb Posted February 13, 2013 #3467 Share Posted February 13, 2013 Banned! We all know why... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schizoidwoman Posted February 13, 2013 #3468 Share Posted February 13, 2013 Banned for being shifty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junior Chubb Posted February 13, 2013 #3469 Share Posted February 13, 2013 Banned for failing to mention that I am also low down, gritty and grimy.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schizoidwoman Posted February 13, 2013 #3470 Share Posted February 13, 2013 Banned because you really carry that tux off! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted February 13, 2013 #3471 Share Posted February 13, 2013 Banned for shameless flattery. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted February 13, 2013 #3472 Share Posted February 13, 2013 (edited) Banned for that’s acceptable in cases of extreme ugliness. (Anything socially acceptable that you say about horrifyingly ugly people is flattering, but what else to do? You can’t say realistically: “Oh, aunt Edna, you look so worn out, and your hernia is especially prominent falling over those ridiculous low waist jeans, I think not even the swamp monster would voluntarily shake your hand but I have to.” so you go with: “Oh, aunt Edna, so nice to see you, you look so young.” And as you kiss the mould-filled air next to her cheek your brain is screaming inside your skull: “Jesus sweet Christ, I hope they switched me in the nursery, I’ll chew veins out of my wrists if I turn into this in 20 years.” On a second thought, someone please kill me now.) Edited February 13, 2013 by Helen of Annoy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junior Chubb Posted February 14, 2013 #3473 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Banned for telling us what acceptable on the ugliness scale when you won't even show us you own face... WTF was the rest of the post about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schizoidwoman Posted February 14, 2013 #3474 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Banned for that luxurious hair-do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Of Shadows Posted February 14, 2013 #3475 Share Posted February 14, 2013 banned for being soft on banning .. look at helen that's vicious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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