Junior Chubb Posted September 17, 2012 #1801 Share Posted September 17, 2012 Banned for banning yourself, you attention seeking self-banner... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted September 17, 2012 #1802 Share Posted September 17, 2012 Banned for smelling like plastic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junior Chubb Posted September 17, 2012 #1803 Share Posted September 17, 2012 How do you know these things, well apart from me obviously being a plastic toy from the 70's when plastic smelled good. Banned for knowing my smell without having the decency to come round to my place and sniff me... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted September 18, 2012 #1804 Share Posted September 18, 2012 Banned for being an active member of the Tom Jones Fan club....TJFC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junior Chubb Posted September 18, 2012 #1805 Share Posted September 18, 2012 Banned for mistaking the Head Honcho for an active member. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted September 18, 2012 #1806 Share Posted September 18, 2012 banned for being a big head, in a poncho. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted September 18, 2012 #1807 Share Posted September 18, 2012 Banned for his big head wouldn’t be in a poncho if he could squeeze it through the opening, so that was anatomically incorrect ban. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junior Chubb Posted September 18, 2012 #1808 Share Posted September 18, 2012 Banned for not realising this Honcho puts on his poncho feet first, so head size is irrelevant... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+susieice Posted September 19, 2012 #1809 Share Posted September 19, 2012 Banned for thinking I'd believe you could get it over your butt. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted September 19, 2012 #1810 Share Posted September 19, 2012 Banned for every circus tent has to have the entrance opening, big enough for an elephant. So we know after all how he gets in his poncho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted September 19, 2012 #1811 Share Posted September 19, 2012 Banned for insulting elephants by comparing the m with the size of Chubb's immense bottom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted September 19, 2012 #1812 Share Posted September 19, 2012 Banned for if elephants are insulted with my honest observation, then it’s up to them to do something about their appearance. Stop wearing wide stripes and start wearing black, for example, that helps. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted September 19, 2012 #1813 Share Posted September 19, 2012 Banned for mixing up elephants with zebras. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted September 19, 2012 #1814 Share Posted September 19, 2012 Banned for ah, yes, silly me, zebras wear stripes, elephants are those in tutus. Sorry. My bad. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
she_hulk Posted September 19, 2012 #1815 Share Posted September 19, 2012 banned because im pretty sure i sat you down yesterday and showed you flash cards of all the animals of the alphabet! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted September 19, 2012 #1816 Share Posted September 19, 2012 Banned for not inviting me, I love animal pictures! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
she_hulk Posted September 19, 2012 #1817 Share Posted September 19, 2012 banned for not signing up for your own private lessons. 100 dollars an hour see you next wednesday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted September 19, 2012 #1818 Share Posted September 19, 2012 Banned for overcharging. Be reasonable I only make minimum wage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junior Chubb Posted September 20, 2012 #1819 Share Posted September 20, 2012 Banned for accepting minimum wage... Get some wood, some paint and some friends, go into town and protest!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+susieice Posted September 20, 2012 #1820 Share Posted September 20, 2012 Banned for inciting a small group of people to commit civil disobedience. Are you going to post their bail? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junior Chubb Posted September 20, 2012 #1821 Share Posted September 20, 2012 (edited) No but I will 'post' a ban... Banned for inciting a post. Edited September 20, 2012 by Junior Chubb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted September 20, 2012 #1822 Share Posted September 20, 2012 Banned for not mentioning that you won't post bail because you only make minimum wage!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junior Chubb Posted September 20, 2012 #1823 Share Posted September 20, 2012 Banned for being on the same wage as me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted September 20, 2012 #1824 Share Posted September 20, 2012 Banned for posting at 03:36PM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted September 20, 2012 #1825 Share Posted September 20, 2012 Banned for being 5 hours different than me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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