acute Posted June 5, 2012 #26 Share Posted June 5, 2012 It's The Beatles 'Daytripper' covered by ELO. What's the difference between cinnamon and sinnerman? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted June 5, 2012 #27 Share Posted June 5, 2012 For the purposes of adding the ingredient to a recipe there is very little difference ........ perhaps sinnerman is more likely to give you indigestion. Can you explain this line from a song by the Hollies: 'He's not heavy, he's my brother'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted June 5, 2012 #28 Share Posted June 5, 2012 A recent study by Redbrick University has shown that female siblings are more likely to be carrying excess weight, mainly around the ear-lobes and temples. Is it compulsory? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted June 6, 2012 #29 Share Posted June 6, 2012 Don't quote me on this, but I don't think it is as long as you have at least 5 G.C.S.Es and a current passport(speaking at least two languages would probably help, too). Why does a watched pot never boil? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EllJay Posted June 6, 2012 #30 Share Posted June 6, 2012 Because it's paranoid and shy. Like peeing in a public urinal. Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted June 6, 2012 #31 Share Posted June 6, 2012 Because it would look bad on the coroners report if it was proved that the prison staff were purposely injecting their 'clients' with germs. In what sense is life like a bowl of cherries? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted June 6, 2012 #32 Share Posted June 6, 2012 (edited) So that the recipient of the lethal injection doesn't die of some horrible disease, of course. How many 'No win, no fee' solicitors' offices have you walked out of after hearing the 'No win' part? (Oh dear...... I'm too late again Great minds think alike though! Edited June 6, 2012 by acute alan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EllJay Posted June 6, 2012 #33 Share Posted June 6, 2012 Because when you look a it it might seem fine and nice, but when you get in to it, and sink your teeth into it, its sour and have a hard core. What happens if you drive a car at the speed of light in the dark and turn your headlights on?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted June 6, 2012 #34 Share Posted June 6, 2012 A patrol car doing slightly above the speed of light pulls you over for speeding. Do you have any unused pipes in your home? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EllJay Posted June 6, 2012 #35 Share Posted June 6, 2012 I got a organ I never use. Why is a boxing ring square? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunn Posted June 7, 2012 Author #36 Share Posted June 7, 2012 Well you need the corners of a square to back your slippery opponent into, so you can beat the crap out of them, without him/her moving on you. Can you still say "Put it where the sun don't shine " on a nude beach? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EllJay Posted June 7, 2012 #37 Share Posted June 7, 2012 Indeed. Unless you are walking on your hands with your legs in a split .....hmm, that would be a sight, wouldn't it? When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted June 7, 2012 #38 Share Posted June 7, 2012 Crackers of cause.... why is a wishing well a wishing well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted June 7, 2012 #39 Share Posted June 7, 2012 I think you'll find that most inanimate objects wish humanity well ......... they feel sorry for us, you see. Why DID the Grand Old Duke of York march his men to the top of the hill and then march them down again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EllJay Posted June 7, 2012 #40 Share Posted June 7, 2012 Well, it's the well that wishes you well. If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EllJay Posted June 7, 2012 #41 Share Posted June 7, 2012 ops, sry. Was a sec to late. We do like this. I answer yours and ask mine again. They were to tired to run down. If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted June 7, 2012 #42 Share Posted June 7, 2012 i think the answer may be that the one that doesn't suffer is the chemist. why is it said, 'pigs may fly'? but its been years since i have seen any do it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EllJay Posted June 7, 2012 #43 Share Posted June 7, 2012 They are environmentally aware these days, and commute by train now. We know the speed of light, but what is the speed of dark? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rashore Posted June 7, 2012 #44 Share Posted June 7, 2012 Darkness travels at the same rate as light does. Has anyone ever actually tried to find out if swallows can carry coconuts or not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted June 7, 2012 #45 Share Posted June 7, 2012 The answer my friend is blowing in the wind. Why is a tick good but a cross bad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EllJay Posted June 7, 2012 #46 Share Posted June 7, 2012 The real question is, what is a tick of a cross..... baood or gad? What does the police announce when a midget psychic escapes prison? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted June 7, 2012 #47 Share Posted June 7, 2012 A small medium at large! Is it wrong to strike a happy medium, such as Derek Acorah or Colin Fry? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EllJay Posted June 7, 2012 #48 Share Posted June 7, 2012 What strike me is that Colin should fry, and Rik Eedles and Kreed is a Kafer. If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madeline Posted June 7, 2012 #49 Share Posted June 7, 2012 What strike me is that Colin should fry, and Rik Eedles and Kreed is a Kafer. If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat? The cat would slide and the bread would taste like cat. If our clothes were made of news paper, would you be mad if everyone tried to read them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EllJay Posted June 7, 2012 #50 Share Posted June 7, 2012 The cat would slide and the bread would taste like cat. No, it would be like this>>> If our clothes were made of news paper, would you be mad if everyone tried to read them? I wouldn't mind at all, I'm yesterdays news anyway. If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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