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Ask A Silly Question And Get A Silly Answer


Gunn

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Because somebody cuts off power spitefully.

Why don't we call groundscrapers the short buildings?

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Because short buildings are built on grounds, they don't scrape the grounds.

Why aren't orange cats an omen of bad luck?

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Because orange is a leprechauns favourite colour (after green of course)

Why do Elephants have trunks?

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Do you expect them to swim NAKED?!?

Why are pineapples not pines or apples?

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…...They are the most indecisive of fruit.

Why is it, that even though the world is full of questions… I can't think of a good one to ask, this very minute?

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Because you can ask only silly questions, good ones are banned here.

Why do men lose their hair when they become old and animals don't?

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As they only lose it from their heads… Yet, gain more all over the rest of their bodies. it would indicate their regression back to their more animalistic natures. 'Devo'

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Only when I laugh.

Are gorillas good at chess?

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They would attract mice and that would scare off the elephants.

Why don't we have Disney world in Atlantis?

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They demanded them so they wouldn't be called spineless.

Why do they make boats that sink (can be sunk?)

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So the stores can sell more life jackets.

Why do monkeys scratch their bottoms so much?

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Because they know it offends the warthogs.

Why do whales spend so much time in the ocean?

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Thursday got sick and couldn't make it.

Why don't vampires like garlic?

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The voices in my head say Burbank but I'm not sure I believe it.

Why isn't a cat ever elected to be president?

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Because they can't get their whiskers through the door.

How come you have all the good answers?

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Because (wait for it) I CHEAT! Mwa ha ha ha ha!

Why doesn't the moon fall into the earth?

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It sneaks in when nobody is looking.

Why does the early bird catch the worm? Why would the worms be up and about so early anyway? Stupid worms!

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Them, there worms…. be bookworms. They likes to get up early to get the first edition snooze papers….. As they are not discerning readers.

Fair play to the birdies though, they have tagged these said same worms and are therefore alerted to the early mornin' wiggling wiggelers.

I'm tired now….. What will pick me up?

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Well, at the risk of sounding blase (with an acute accent on the final vowel critter), go to Starbucks and drink a cup of their strongest coffee. It will most likely carry you around the room.

Why don't they make bullets that can zip around corners?

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