Re di Spade Posted May 16, 2014 #376 Share Posted May 16, 2014 Because somebody cuts off power spitefully. Why don't we call groundscrapers the short buildings? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pallorprofile Posted May 17, 2014 #377 Share Posted May 17, 2014 Because short buildings are built on grounds, they don't scrape the grounds. Why aren't orange cats an omen of bad luck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KatyStrawberry Posted May 18, 2014 #378 Share Posted May 18, 2014 Because orange is a leprechauns favourite colour (after green of course) Why do Elephants have trunks? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted May 21, 2014 #379 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Do you expect them to swim NAKED?!? Why are pineapples not pines or apples? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted May 21, 2014 #380 Share Posted May 21, 2014 …...They are the most indecisive of fruit. Why is it, that even though the world is full of questions… I can't think of a good one to ask, this very minute? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Re di Spade Posted May 22, 2014 #381 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Because you can ask only silly questions, good ones are banned here. Why do men lose their hair when they become old and animals don't? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted May 24, 2014 #382 Share Posted May 24, 2014 As they only lose it from their heads… Yet, gain more all over the rest of their bodies. it would indicate their regression back to their more animalistic natures. 'Devo' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted June 12, 2014 #383 Share Posted June 12, 2014 Einstein A Go-Go. Do you ever get itchy teeth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gummug Posted June 12, 2014 #384 Share Posted June 12, 2014 Only when I laugh. Are gorillas good at chess? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mekelyn Posted June 13, 2014 #385 Share Posted June 13, 2014 They are better at chess than giraffes. Why cant cars be made of cheese? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gummug Posted June 13, 2014 #386 Share Posted June 13, 2014 They would attract mice and that would scare off the elephants. Why don't we have Disney world in Atlantis? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted June 13, 2014 #387 Share Posted June 13, 2014 They couldn't get the advertising. Why do books have spines? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gummug Posted June 13, 2014 #388 Share Posted June 13, 2014 They demanded them so they wouldn't be called spineless. Why do they make boats that sink (can be sunk?) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astra. Posted June 13, 2014 #389 Share Posted June 13, 2014 So the stores can sell more life jackets. Why do monkeys scratch their bottoms so much? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gummug Posted June 13, 2014 #390 Share Posted June 13, 2014 Because they know it offends the warthogs. Why do whales spend so much time in the ocean? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted June 13, 2014 #391 Share Posted June 13, 2014 They are waiting for their new shoes to be reheeled. How come today is Friday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gummug Posted June 13, 2014 #392 Share Posted June 13, 2014 Thursday got sick and couldn't make it. Why don't vampires like garlic? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted June 13, 2014 #393 Share Posted June 13, 2014 They have no taste. Where will the next clock tick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gummug Posted June 13, 2014 #394 Share Posted June 13, 2014 The voices in my head say Burbank but I'm not sure I believe it. Why isn't a cat ever elected to be president? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted June 13, 2014 #395 Share Posted June 13, 2014 Because they can't get their whiskers through the door. How come you have all the good answers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gummug Posted June 13, 2014 #396 Share Posted June 13, 2014 Because (wait for it) I CHEAT! Mwa ha ha ha ha! Why doesn't the moon fall into the earth? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted June 13, 2014 #397 Share Posted June 13, 2014 It prefers to dance around the edges. How does a kipper get in the tin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gummug Posted June 13, 2014 #398 Share Posted June 13, 2014 It sneaks in when nobody is looking. Why does the early bird catch the worm? Why would the worms be up and about so early anyway? Stupid worms! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted June 13, 2014 #399 Share Posted June 13, 2014 Them, there worms…. be bookworms. They likes to get up early to get the first edition snooze papers….. As they are not discerning readers. Fair play to the birdies though, they have tagged these said same worms and are therefore alerted to the early mornin' wiggling wiggelers. I'm tired now….. What will pick me up? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gummug Posted June 13, 2014 #400 Share Posted June 13, 2014 Well, at the risk of sounding blase (with an acute accent on the final vowel critter), go to Starbucks and drink a cup of their strongest coffee. It will most likely carry you around the room. Why don't they make bullets that can zip around corners? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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