HeathenRoyalty Posted October 6, 2013 #301 Share Posted October 6, 2013 Because they compute. Why do people say you can't fit a square peg in a round hole? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarnabasCollins Posted October 6, 2013 #302 Share Posted October 6, 2013 Because they couldn't afford to buy the round peg. Round pegs are much more expensive. Why do people say shut up when they aren't really talking about a particular direction? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacecowboy342 Posted October 6, 2013 #303 Share Posted October 6, 2013 Because shut down shut off and shut in were already taken. If you have the blues when you are sad why don't you have the reds when you are happy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeathenRoyalty Posted October 6, 2013 #304 Share Posted October 6, 2013 Because red means stop. Why do people say naked as a jay bird? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacecowboy342 Posted October 6, 2013 #305 Share Posted October 6, 2013 Jay birds are notorious nudists. Why do they call Wednesday hump day when most humping happens on the weekend? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skep B Posted October 6, 2013 #306 Share Posted October 6, 2013 Wednesday is the day most one pump chumps get busy. Thats why its not humps day If santa clause gets to come down peoples chimneys on Christmas and be loved, why am I arrested every time I do it? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacecowboy342 Posted October 6, 2013 #307 Share Posted October 6, 2013 Maybe you should try wearing a red suit instead of a g-string and tassels. Why is everything I love to do bad for me? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skep B Posted October 6, 2013 #308 Share Posted October 6, 2013 because there's a little man who lives in your brain who decides what you like and dislike. .....he hates you When I was little I saw what I thought was a demon in the hallway of my family home. Upon stepping closer it was my little brother. Was I wrong to beat him into unconsciousness with a wall crucifix decoration just to be safe? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacecowboy342 Posted October 6, 2013 #309 Share Posted October 6, 2013 You can never be too careful when it comes to demons or little brothers. How many nogas have to die to make one nogahyde seat cover? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarnabasCollins Posted October 6, 2013 #310 Share Posted October 6, 2013 None because Nogas know how to hide. Why do people walk the line? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skep B Posted October 6, 2013 #311 Share Posted October 6, 2013 They keep a close watch on that heart of theirs WHATS IN THE BOOOOOOOOX?!!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drayno Posted October 6, 2013 #312 Share Posted October 6, 2013 Batman. Why isn't Nutella necessary for every meal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarnabasCollins Posted October 6, 2013 #313 Share Posted October 6, 2013 Because you haven't written that new recipe book yet, "Recipes for Nutella in Every Meal". How can someone turn a blind eye? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeathenRoyalty Posted October 6, 2013 #314 Share Posted October 6, 2013 By grabbing it. Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarnabasCollins Posted October 6, 2013 #315 Share Posted October 6, 2013 For the same reason that stars fall down from the sky every time you walk by. Why don't the hands on a clock have fingers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeathenRoyalty Posted October 7, 2013 #316 Share Posted October 7, 2013 They do, they just use only one to point. War, what is it good for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted October 7, 2013 #317 Share Posted October 7, 2013 War? Huh. Absolutely nothing! Is it possible to dig half a hole with half a spade? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeathenRoyalty Posted October 7, 2013 #318 Share Posted October 7, 2013 Only if you have half a heart that is guarded by half a club. When does "Here, hold this." be come a bad thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunn Posted October 9, 2013 Author #319 Share Posted October 9, 2013 Depends on whether it kills you. Why is a women's prison called a penal colony? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarnabasCollins Posted October 10, 2013 #320 Share Posted October 10, 2013 Because men gave it that name. How can a person get drunk when no one has drank them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spud the mackem Posted October 10, 2013 #321 Share Posted October 10, 2013 I thought computers went to work every day on trains and busses. download ? you dont download a truck you unload it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted October 14, 2013 #322 Share Posted October 14, 2013 I totally agree with whatever you meant to say. Do you own any synthetic owls? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skep B Posted October 15, 2013 #323 Share Posted October 15, 2013 I have a few synthetic mice around still, could see if the owls will come after them How should I go about making people believe I am God so i don't have to work to make a living? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunn Posted October 15, 2013 Author #324 Share Posted October 15, 2013 By making yourself really disappear, like Susan the Invisible Women does in the Fantastic Four. No body, no work. Can't work a body that's not seen. Do witches run spell checkers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted October 16, 2013 #325 Share Posted October 16, 2013 (edited) Oh, I think that would be when ….. The Hex marks the spot. Why are some men ruled by their….. members? Edited October 16, 2013 by Blue Star Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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